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A Loving Photo/Video Tribute to Jade Bryce, Former (!?) Bellator Ring Girl

(“MMA Impressions With Jade Bryce, Part 2: The Thrill of Victory” — The greatest original video we’ve ever published.)

By now, you’ve probably heard the sad news: Longtime Bellator ring girl Jade Bryce has been released from the promotion. “Super sad to announce that I am no longer with Bellator,” Jade wrote on Instagram over the weekend. “They have chosen to go in a different direction for the new year. I worked exactly 99 fights for them over the past 4 years, & it truly was the best 4 years of my life.”

If Bellator’s “new direction” involves getting rid of all of its ring girls — even the other one that you never really hear about — because the use of ring girls in combat sports is a sexist tradition or whatever, we will grudgingly accept that. (Also, if Bellator is cutting Jade to make room for a ring boy, we will also accept that, because CagePotato has always supported equality and absurdity.)

Any other explanation makes no sense. Jade Bryce is a more beloved and respectable figure than 90% of Bellator’s actual fighter-roster. So yeah, we’re a little bitter today, because we love Jade; she’s beautiful, kind-hearted, and any MMA ring girl who doesn’t recoil in horror around us is aces in our book.

To help you process your own grief about Jade’s firing, we’ve collected her all-time greatest videos, photos, and assorted miscellany that we’ve ever posted on this site. Enjoy these two jam-packed pages of Classic Jade, click all the images for larger versions, and show her some love on Twitter @thejadebryce. We’ll let you know where she ends up.



(From: “Order Jade Bryce’s 2015 Calendar, And Support a Great Cause“)


(“MMA Impressions With Jade Bryce, Part 2: The Thrill of Victory” — The greatest original video we’ve ever published.)

By now, you’ve probably heard the sad news: Longtime Bellator ring girl Jade Bryce has been released from the promotion. “Super sad to announce that I am no longer with Bellator,” Jade wrote on Instagram over the weekend. “They have chosen to go in a different direction for the new year. I worked exactly 99 fights for them over the past 4 years, & it truly was the best 4 years of my life.”

If Bellator’s “new direction” involves getting rid of all of its ring girls — even the other one that you never really hear about — because the use of ring girls in combat sports is a sexist tradition or whatever, we will grudgingly accept that. (Also, if Bellator is cutting Jade to make room for a ring boy, we will also accept that, because CagePotato has always supported equality and absurdity.)

Any other explanation makes no sense. Jade Bryce is a more beloved and respectable figure than 90% of Bellator’s actual fighter-roster. So yeah, we’re a little bitter today, because we love Jade; she’s beautiful, kind-hearted, and any MMA ring girl who doesn’t recoil in horror around us is aces in our book.

To help you process your own grief about Jade’s firing, we’ve collected her all-time greatest videos, photos, and assorted miscellany that we’ve ever posted on this site. Enjoy these two jam-packed pages of Classic Jade, click all the images for larger versions, and show her some love on Twitter @thejadebryce. We’ll let you know where she ends up.



(From: “Order Jade Bryce’s 2015 Calendar, And Support a Great Cause“)


(From: “Watch These Jade Bryce Workout Videos, And You Will Have the Best Ass on the Block“)


(Props: Jade’s Facebook page)




(From “Ring Girl Booty-Shot of the Day: Jade Bryce Offers Bruce Lee Some Pizza“)




(From: “26 Amazing MMA Ring Girl GIFs That You Probably Haven’t Seen Before“)

My first video attempt. You’re welcome.

A video posted by Eric Coleman (@ericcoleman1) onSep 9, 2013 at 4:12pm PDT


(Jade Bryce is distracting.)


(From “Jade Bryce Rolling Around in Spandex Eating Pizza Is Something We Can Always Get Behind“)

Click the “next page” link for the rest of our MMA Impressions series with Jade, her Playboy photos, and even more pizza erotica.

Order Jade Bryce’s 2015 Calendar, And Support a Great Cause



(Click images for full-size versions.)

When it comes to MMA ring girls, Bellator’s Jade Bryce is certainly in the conversation for G.O.A.T. Our favorite fighter-impressionist has always devoted a large chunk of her life to charitable efforts, and she’s come up with another way to raise money for a good cause: Proceeds from all sales of her 2015 calendar will benefit St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.

“St. Jude’s is something that’s very dear to my heart,” Jade told CagePotato. “Children in pain are what keep me up at night, and St. Jude’s takes that pain away for so many of them. Before it was founded, over 90% of children with cancer died. St. Jude’s has completely turned that statistic around — now that many SURVIVE and their parents aren’t charged a dime.

“I have visited the hospital, and it’s the happiest sad place on earth. They give children so much hope in the daily activities, including schoolwork so that they feel like their life is going to continue — otherwise why would they still be in school? They are solely run on donations, and each donation goes towards saving a child’s life.”

Jade’s 2015 calendar is available for $30 at OfficialJadeBryce.com, and all calendars will be signed by Jade herself. Here’s a small taste of the photos in the calendar; we’ve put one more pic after the jump that’s juuuuust a little too risqué to leave on the homepage. Enjoy.



(Click images for full-size versions.)

When it comes to MMA ring girls, Bellator’s Jade Bryce is certainly in the conversation for G.O.A.T. Our favorite fighter-impressionist has always devoted a large chunk of her life to charitable efforts, and she’s come up with another way to raise money for a good cause: Proceeds from all sales of her 2015 calendar will benefit St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.

“St. Jude’s is something that’s very dear to my heart,” Jade told CagePotato. “Children in pain are what keep me up at night, and St. Jude’s takes that pain away for so many of them. Before it was founded, over 90% of children with cancer died. St. Jude’s has completely turned that statistic around — now that many SURVIVE and their parents aren’t charged a dime.

“I have visited the hospital, and it’s the happiest sad place on earth. They give children so much hope in the daily activities, including schoolwork so that they feel like their life is going to continue — otherwise why would they still be in school? They are solely run on donations, and each donation goes towards saving a child’s life.”

Jade’s 2015 calendar is available for $30 at OfficialJadeBryce.com, and all calendars will be signed by Jade herself. Here’s a small taste of the photos in the calendar; we’ve put one more pic after the jump that’s juuuuust a little too risqué to leave on the homepage. Enjoy.

Ring Girl Booty-Shot of the Day: Jade Bryce Offers Bruce Lee Some Pizza


(Click image for full-size version. Props: Jade’s Facebook page)

Mmm, yes. A fitting tribute to the man who kinda, sorta, but didn’t really invent mixed martial arts — from the woman who made pizza sexy again.

A few more recent photos of Jade Bryce are after the jump, just because she’s the best.


(Click image for full-size version. Props: Jade’s Facebook page)

Mmm, yes. A fitting tribute to the man who kinda, sorta, but didn’t really invent mixed martial arts — from the woman who made pizza sexy again.

A few more recent photos of Jade Bryce are after the jump, just because she’s the best.

Support St. Jude’s and Win a Date With Bellator Ring Girl Jade Bryce at the 2012 Fighter’s Only World MMA Awards!

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(Sure, when Jade hangs out naked surrounded by photos of herself, it’s sexy, but when I do it, my neighbors call the cops.)

Here’s what we’ve learned about Bellator ring girl Jade Bryce in recent months:

1. She is a staunch supporter of the “No pants, no problem” policy when it comes to photo shoots. Seriously, there is not a problem on this Earth she wouldn’t attempt to solve by dropping trou, God bless her.

2. She could whip even the fattest of asses into tip top shape.

3. Her looks are only surpassed by her incredibly humble humanitarian efforts.

So with all that in mind, it makes sense that Jade — who has been nominated for “Ring Girl of the Year” at the 2012 Fighters Only World MMA Awards — will be auctioning off her plus one ticket for the event to the highest bidder in an effort to raise money for the children’s charity St. Jude’s. It’s an incredibly kindhearted move on Bryce’s part that deserves recognition, although if you ask us, the real charity here is that Bryce is willing to spend an evening being ogled at by someone like this while reminding them that “No, I will not demonstrate a proper triangle choke on you later tonight.”

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(Sure, when Jade hangs out naked surrounded by photos of herself, it’s sexy, but when I do it, my neighbors call the cops.)

Here’s what we’ve learned about Bellator ring girl Jade Bryce in recent months:

1. She is a staunch supporter of the “No pants, no problem” policy when it comes to photo shoots. Seriously, there is not a problem on this Earth she wouldn’t attempt to solve by dropping trou, God bless her.

2. She could whip even the fattest of asses into tip top shape.

3. Her looks are only surpassed by her incredibly humble humanitarian efforts.

So with all that in mind, it makes sense that Jade — who has been nominated for “Ring Girl of the Year” at the 2012 Fighters Only World MMA Awards — will be auctioning off her plus one ticket for the event to the highest bidder in an effort to raise money for the children’s charity St. Jude’s. It’s an incredibly kindhearted move on Bryce’s part that deserves recognition, although if you ask us, the real charity here is that Bryce is willing to spend an evening being ogled at by someone like this while reminding them that “No, I will not demonstrate a proper triangle choke on you later tonight.”

Regardless, Bryce seemed her usual cheerful self while describing both the details of the evening and the cause at hand:

The winner will attend the ceremony with me. We will walk the red carpet and experience the event together. They will only have to win the auction and pay for their flight to Las Vegas; a hotel room will be provided for them. Although I should point out that I won’t be in the hotel room with them!

The mission of St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital is to advance cures, and means of prevention, for pediatric catastrophic diseases through research and treatment. No child is denied treatment based on race, religion or a family’s ability to pay. Every month I try and do something creative on how to help children in need, and this month I hope to use this opportunity to bless children with cancer.

100% of the profits will go to St. Jude’s, so you can place your bids here (somehow, as of this writing there have been none) and vote on this year’s categories for the 2012 World MMA Awards here.

–J. Jones

Jade Bryce’s New Playboy Pictorial: An Exclusive Sneak Peek [NSFW]


(BLACK BARS! THE CURSE OF ALL HUMANITY!)

There are lots of reasons to love Bellator ring girl Jade Bryce. As we learned recently, she’s a passionate and knowledgable person, with genuine concern for those who are less fortunate. And the fact that she’s gorgeous from every angle and doesn’t mind shedding her clothes for our entertainment? Well, that doesn’t hurt either.

Ms. Bryce has a brand-new nude pictorial on Playboy.com, and though you have to be a Playboy Plus member to see the whole thing, Jade was cool enough to send us a few samples last night so that the Potato Nation could take a look before anyone else. Yes, these photos are quite NSFW, so for your safety, we’ve hid them behind the “next page” link after the jump.

Head to Playboy.com to see the rest of Jade Bryce’s latest Playboy spread, and write her a thank-you note on twitter @TheJadeBryce.


(BLACK BARS! THE CURSE OF ALL HUMANITY!)

There are lots of reasons to love Bellator ring girl Jade Bryce. As we learned recently, she’s a passionate and knowledgable person, with genuine concern for those who are less fortunate. And the fact that she’s gorgeous from every angle and doesn’t mind shedding her clothes for our entertainment? Well, that doesn’t hurt either.

Ms. Bryce has a brand-new nude pictorial on Playboy.com, and though you have to be a Playboy Plus member to see the whole thing, Jade was cool enough to send us a few samples last night so that the Potato Nation could take a look before anyone else. Yes, these photos are quite NSFW, so for your safety, we’ve hid them behind the “next page” link below.

Head to Playboy.com to see the rest of Jade Bryce’s latest Playboy spread, and write her a thank-you note on twitter @TheJadeBryce.

#FriskyFriday: Jade Bryce Is Nude-Ish Again for Playboy Twitter Contest


(Click for full-size version. Photo courtesy of Twitter.com/theJadeBryce)

Every Friday, Playboy’s twitter account asks its past models to send in steamy pics of themselves, in an orgy of crowd-sourced hotness called #FriskyFriday. Representing the MMA ring girl community this week is everyone’s favorite Cybergirl, Jade Bryce. Jade tweeted out the above photo earlier today with these instructions:

Here’s my #friskyfriday pic! Promoting #SAFE w/ @Playboy :)) RT w/ #JadeBryce to win a signed copy!!

So make a travel-size model happy and retweet her tweet, okay? And make sure to follow her @theJadeBryce.

Also, because Jade loves CagePotato so damn much, she sent us a bonus pic which you can view after the jump. Like the one above, it’s safe-for-work as long as your boss is cool about naked chicks.


(Click for full-size version. Photo courtesy of Twitter.com/theJadeBryce)

Every Friday, Playboy’s twitter account asks its past models to send in steamy pics of themselves, in an orgy of crowd-sourced hotness called #FriskyFriday. Representing the MMA ring girl community this week is everyone’s favorite Cybergirl, Jade Bryce. Jade tweeted out the above photo earlier today with these instructions:

Here’s my #friskyfriday pic! Promoting #SAFE w/ @Playboy :) ) RT w/ #JadeBryce to win a signed copy!!

So make a travel-size model happy and retweet her tweet, okay? And make sure to follow her @theJadeBryce.

Also, because Jade loves CagePotato so damn much, she sent us a bonus pic which you can view after the jump. Like the one above, it’s safe-for-work as long as your boss is cool about naked chicks.

If you’re not feeling frisky by now, check your damn pulse, because there’s a chance you may be an ass zombie.