Friday Afternoon Link Dump

(What Xenophon did over the holidays)

– Franca Pleads Guily, Sentenced to 42 Months in Prison (OregonLive)

– Toughest MMA Tattoos on the Weakest Fighters (Complex)

– Louis C.K.’s Million Dollar Online Experiment (TheRugged)

– Leticia Zuloaga is a Bikini Model You Should Know (Guyism)

– MMA Training Misconceptions and How to Correct Them (MuscleProdigy)

– HBO is Totally Cock-Blocking NetFlix (ScreenJunkies)

– How to Reycle Your Xmas Tree (MadeMan)

– 13 Fighters Who Never Disappoint in the Cage (BleacherReport)

– 5 Movie-Themed Rides to Replace Jaws at Universal Studios (HolyTaco)

Who’s Dated Who: The 2012 NFL Wildcard Weekend Edition (WorldWideInterweb)

– Okami Returning to Team Quest (FightersOnly)

– King Mo Calls Mousasi Boring, Calls for Media Ban of Him (LowKick)

– Unnecessary Sequel Alert: Horrible Bosses 2 (FilmDrunk)

– Who’s the Best at Dramatically Reading Awful Pop Songs? (WithLeather)

10 Real Survival Guides for One Very Fake Apocalypse (Cracked)

– 7 Unappetizing Movie-Inspired Junk Foods (Clutch.MTV)

– Crazy Women You Should Stay Away From (AskMen)

– Mayweather’s Jail Sentence Pushed Back Until May (TerezOwens)


(What Xenophon did over the holidays)

– Franca Pleads Guily, Sentenced to 42 Months in Prison (OregonLive)

– Toughest MMA Tattoos on the Weakest Fighters (Complex)

– Louis C.K.’s Million Dollar Online Experiment (TheRugged)

– Leticia Zuloaga is a Bikini Model You Should Know (Guyism)

– MMA Training Misconceptions and How to Correct Them (MuscleProdigy)

– HBO is Totally Cock-Blocking NetFlix (ScreenJunkies)

– How to Reycle Your Xmas Tree (MadeMan)

– 13 Fighters Who Never Disappoint in the Cage (BleacherReport)

– 5 Movie-Themed Rides to Replace Jaws at Universal Studios (HolyTaco)

Who’s Dated Who: The 2012 NFL Wildcard Weekend Edition (WorldWideInterweb)

– Okami Returning to Team Quest (FightersOnly)

– King Mo Calls Mousasi Boring, Calls for Media Ban of Him (LowKick)

– Unnecessary Sequel Alert: Horrible Bosses 2 (FilmDrunk)

– Who’s the Best at Dramatically Reading Awful Pop Songs? (WithLeather)

10 Real Survival Guides for One Very Fake Apocalypse (Cracked)

– 7 Unappetizing Movie-Inspired Junk Foods (Clutch.MTV)

– Crazy Women You Should Stay Away From (AskMen)

– Mayweather’s Jail Sentence Pushed Back Until May (TerezOwens)

Floyd Mayweather Jr. Sentenced to 90 Days in Jail for Domestic Assault

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It looks like Floyd Mayweather Jr. won’t be able to weasel his way out of all of the charges that have been levied against him the past year.

Mayweather, 34, pleaded guilty today to reduced battery domestic violence and harassment charges in Las Vegas and was sentenced to 90 days in jail, 100 hours of community service and was given a $2,500 fine. He will begin serving his sentence on January 6 and will likely be released after serving 30 days if he behaves while behind bars.

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It looks like Floyd Mayweather Jr. won’t be able to weasel his way out of all of the charges that have been levied against him the past year.

Mayweather, 34, pleaded guilty today to reduced battery domestic violence and harassment charges in Las Vegas and was sentenced to 90 days in jail, 100 hours of community service and was given a $2,500 fine. He will begin serving his sentence on January 6 and will likely be released after serving 30 days if he behaves while behind bars. Officially, he was given a six-month sentence, but the second half of the term will be suspended if he serves the first.

Thanks to the plea deal, the charges were reduced from felony counts of assault and threatening stemming from a 2010 incident where the boxing champ allegedly attacked his former girlfriend in front of their children before stealing all of their cell phones so they couldn’t call police prior to taking off from the home.

Prosecutor Lisa Luzaich urged the judge in the case to impose a sentence that would deter Mayweather from getting in trouble for some time as he seems to often avoid punishment for skirting the law.

“He just continually gets himself into trouble and he is able to get himself out of it as well,” she said. “Essentially it is because he is who he is and is able to get away with everything.The only thing that’s going to get this man’s attention is incarceration.

According to the judge, one of the deciding factors in handing down the sentence was the fact that “Money” admitted to the assault and that it took place in front of his terrified children who ran for help. Mayweather did not deny hitting and twisting the arm of the victim. The court heard that he also told her that he would make her “disappear.”

The Las Vegas Review-Journal is reporting that Mayweather is also expected to face the music next week for putting his hands on a security guard back in November 2010 in the gated community where he lives for ticketing some of his vehicles that were parked on the street even though he had been warned not to park them there several times in the past. Mayweather allegedly poked the officer repeatedly in the face while berating him for refusing to tear up the tickets.

Sources say he will plead “no contest” to charges of misdemeanor battery, but it’s unclear what kind of deal he has worked out with prosecutors in the case. The victim will likely get a settlement or launch a civil suit if he hasn’t already.

Mayweather Jr. Answers Questions Two Dudes ‘Axe’ him About De La Hoya, Merchant, Ortiz and Pacquiao

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Anyone who ever complains about the growing number of MMA fanboys with URL’s and podcasts claiming to be journalists needs to listen to the clip above of two dudes, who are obvious fans of Floyd Mayweather, feeding the boxing champ softball questions. In fact, some of the questions aren’t actually questions at all, but at least we sort of get to hear what Floyd has to say about a few things.

One of the interviewers is a DJ by the name of “DJ Whoo Kid” and the other seems to be DJ WK’s hype man and FMJ’s biggest fan, given his numerous nuthugging statements like “Ortiz got exactly what he deserved after that headbutt.” He obviously wasn’t listening during the first half of the interview as he continually asks the exact same questions as Whoo Kid.

As a public service for those readers who can’t (or won’t) sit through the interview, check out the key points after the jump.


(Video courtesy of RadioPlanet.tv/KRSP/Shade 45)

Anyone who ever complains about the growing number of MMA fanboys with URL’s and podcasts claiming to be journalists needs to listen to the clip above of two dudes, who are obvious fans of Floyd Mayweather, feeding the boxing champ softball questions. In fact, some of the questions aren’t actually questions at all, but on the bright side, at least we sort of get to hear what Floyd has to say about a few things.

One of the interviewers is a DJ by the name of “DJ Whoo Kid” and the other seems to be DJ WK’s hype man and FMJ’s biggest fan, given his numerous nuthugging statements like “Ortiz got exactly what he deserved after that headbutt.” He obviously wasn’t listening during the first half of the interview as he continually asks the exact same questions as Whoo Kid.

As a public service for those readers who can’t (or won’t) sit through the interview, check out the key points:

• Floyd says Pacquiao is irrelevant and can fight his leftovers

• He doesn’t know who or when he’s fighting next, but he’s downplaying a fight with Pacquiao even though the fans want to see it

• He says Pacquiao is afraid to “take the test,” which is a reference to Manny’s refusal to do weekly Olympic drug testing during camp for the bout

• He knew Larry Merchant wouldn’t give up pestering him about the “cheap shot” he hit Ortiz with

• Mayweather has no preference between Merchant and Max Kellerman because they’re “pretty much the same” and neither want to give him his credit

• He would prefer to see Lennox Lewis do post-fight interviews

• He believes that Emmanuel Steward, Larry Merchant and Jim Lampley want to find a fighter to beat him, but he says they would need to bring in a robot to get the job done

• Floyd isn’t worried about Merchant’s claim that he’d kick his ass if he was 50 years younger

• He blames Ortiz for the controversy since “somebody started it and [he] finished it”

• He says the ref called “time-in” and all of the kissing and hugging is unnecessary and is supposed to be reserved for after the fight

• He says Oscar De La Hoya is jealous of him

Strange Video of the Day: Tito Ortiz Asks Victor Ortiz Awkward Question at Post Fight Presser

(Video courtesy of YouTube/FightHype)

If you happened to catch the Floyd Mayweather-Victor Ortiz post-fight press conference Saturday night, you may have done a double take when you heard Tito Ortiz take the mic and ask the challenger a question. Not sure if Tito pretended to be a journalist so he could score ringside seats to the fight or maybe he was forced to get a part-time job after taking a substantial pay cut for his last two fights, but judging by his work, maybe he shouldn’t quit his day job.

We all know that Tito is a linguistics expert and an expert on the anatomy of deaf people, but let’s just say that he makes us *other* reporters look good when he tries his hand at journalism. His was longer and more incoherent than the answer given by the guy who just got knocked out.

Check out the transcription of the awkward exchange after the jump.


(Video courtesy of YouTube/FightHype)

If you happened to catch the Floyd Mayweather-Victor Ortiz post-fight press conference Saturday night, you may have done a double take when you heard Tito Ortiz take the mic and ask the challenger a question. Not sure if Tito pretended to be a journalist so he could score ringside seats to the fight or maybe he was forced to get a part-time job after taking a substantial pay cut for his last two fights, but judging by his work, maybe he shouldn’t quit his day job.

We all know that Tito is a linguistics expert and an expert on the anatomy of deaf people, but let’s just say that he makes us *other* reporters look good when he tries his hand at journalism. His was longer and more incoherent than the answer given by the guy who just got knocked out.

Here’s the awkward exchange between Ortiz and Ortiz:

Tito Ortiz: Victor, Tito Ortiz.

Victor Ortiz: What’s up, bro?

Tito Ortiz: What’s up, man. Hey, good fight.

Victor Ortiz: Thank you.

Tito Ortiz: What would you do next time, differently than for this fight? I saw little small mistakes with you backing up and not really throwing punches off it. I think you would have done better throwin’ better shots. What would you do for the next fight to showcase your skills a lot better?

Victor Ortiz: You know, every fight has its game plan. I was just listening to the corner, simply. Whatever they said, I was just executing little by little, you know? I’ll be fine.

Tito Ortiz: You did a great job, man. Decent job.

Victor Ortiz: Thank you, brother.

FYI Tito: a question like that would get you slapped where Nick Diaz is from.

Video: Floyd Mayweather’s Controversial 4th-Round Knockout of Victor Ortiz

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Floyd Mayweather upped his perfect boxing record to 42-0 last night with a fourth-round knockout of Victor Ortiz, a win that earned him the WBC Welterweight World Title — but it wouldn’t be Money May without a little controversy.

Mayweather controlled the majority of the first three rounds with his trademark speed, outlanding his younger opponent. The fourth frame was a back-and-forth slugfest, opening with a furious assault by Floyd. But Ortiz turned the tables and battered Mayweather against the ropes in the final minute. Unfortunately, the 24-year-old let his emotions get the better of him.

As you can see in the video above, Ortiz blatantly head-butts Mayweather with 14 seconds left in the round. The referee spots the foul and immediately separates the fighters. By way of apology, Ortiz walks over to Mayweather to give him a hug and kiss. That’s strike one.


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Floyd Mayweather upped his perfect boxing record to 42-0 last night with a fourth-round knockout of Victor Ortiz, a win that earned him the WBC Welterweight World Title — but it wouldn’t be Money May without a little controversy.

Mayweather controlled the majority of the first three rounds with his trademark speed, outlanding his younger opponent. The fourth frame was a back-and-forth slugfest, opening with a furious assault by Floyd. But Ortiz turned the tables and battered Mayweather against the ropes in the final minute. Unfortunately, the 24-year-old let his emotions get the better of him.

As you can see in the video above, Ortiz blatantly head-butts Mayweather with 14 seconds left in the round. The referee spots the foul and immediately separates the fighters. By way of apology, Ortiz walks over to Mayweather to give him a hug and kiss. That’s strike one.

The ref pulls Ortiz away to deduct a point, and Ortiz goes back to a still-pissed Mayweather to give him a “my bad” glove tap. That’s strike two.

The referee separates them again, and calls the action back in. But Ortiz — sweet, simple Ortiz — wants to give Mayweather another apology-hug. Mayweather pushes him off, stuns him with a left hook, and puts him out with a follow-up right straight. Ortiz does his best to get to his feet, but can’t pull it off.

It’s a moment that underscores the “protect yourself at all times” concept inherent in all combat sports. Mayweather knocked out Ortiz at a moment when he was completely within his rights to do so. Just because a fighter wants to hug you in the middle of fight, doesn’t mean you have to let him. But in the post-fight interview, it’s clear that HBO boxing commentator Larry Merchant feels that Mayweather’s actions were unfair, and that Floyd should have respected the “ceremony” of the situation.

When Merchant keeps pressing him on the issue, Mayweather snaps. “You know what I’m gonna do? ‘Cuz you don’t never give me a fair shake. You know that? So I’m gonna go and let you talk to Victor Ortiz, alright? I’m through. Put somebody else up here to give me an interview. You never give me a fair shake! HBO need to fire you, you don’t know shit about boxing! You ain’t shit. You’re not shit!”

“I wish I was 50 years younger and I’d kick your ass,” Merchant replies.

Stay classy, boxing.

Friday Afternoon Link Dump

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– ProElite returns to Hawaii on Pro Bowl weekend in January (MMAFighting)

– 9 Emmy Awards that should exist (ScreenJunkies)

– Mayweather vs. Ortiz and the 10 biggest upsets in boxing history (MadeMan)

– Mike Tyson finally comments on the Sarah Palin-Glen Rice affair story (Guyism)

– Hero prevents morons from performing moronic coning prank (HolyTaco)

– Anderson Silva denies being offered $600,000 by swingers site for sponsorship (FightersOnly)

– Denver men pull off real life “Weekend at Bernie’s” (FilmDrunk)

– ‘Rampage’ says he’s in the best shape of his career for Jones fight (Yahoo!Sports)

– Cable guy charged with jerking off while doing install (WWSB)

– Get ready for Bellator 50: Battle of the cauliflower ears (Clutch.MTV)

– Dana White’s most philosophical question on The Ultimate Fighter (Fight Opinion)

– O-face now a penal violation (WithLeather)

– MMA Cult documentarist Genghis Con: “Jorge Masvidal is quite the ladies man” (BleacherReport)

– World’s greatest street luge course (MooneyStunts)

– The 25 most controversial Star Wars photos (SuperBooyah)


Best Eyewitness You’ve Ever Seen – Watch MoreFunny Videos

– ProElite returns to Hawaii on Pro Bowl weekend in January (MMAFighting)

– 9 Emmy Awards that should exist (ScreenJunkies)

– Mayweather vs. Ortiz and the 10 biggest upsets in boxing history (MadeMan)

– Mike Tyson finally comments on the Sarah Palin-Glen Rice affair story (Guyism)

– Hero prevents morons from performing moronic coning prank (HolyTaco)

– Anderson Silva denies being offered $600,000 by swingers site for sponsorship (FightersOnly)

– Denver men pull off real life “Weekend at Bernie’s” (FilmDrunk)

– ‘Rampage’ says he’s in the best shape of his career for Jones fight (Yahoo!Sports)

– Cable guy charged with jerking off while doing install (WWSB)

– Get ready for Bellator 50: Battle of the cauliflower ears (Clutch.MTV)

– Dana White’s most philosophical question on The Ultimate Fighter (Fight Opinion)

– O-face now a penal violation (WithLeather)

– MMA Cult documentarist Genghis Con: “Jorge Masvidal is quite the ladies man” (BleacherReport)

– World’s greatest street luge course (MooneyStunts)

– The 25 most controversial Star Wars photos (SuperBooyah)