Tag: Jon Jones vs. Chael Sonnen

Jon Jones to Beat Shit Out of Chael Sonnen April 27th in Newark, NJ


(Hey, that reminds me…please remember to vote today!)

The hilariously nonsensical light-heavyweight title match between Jon Jones and Chael Sonnen just got a venue. UFC officials confirmed yesterday that Sonnen’s public execution will take place April 27th at the Prudential Center in Newark, NJ.

It’ll be the UFC’s fourth appearance at the Prudential Center, where Jones first became light-heavyweight champion by tearing apart Mauricio Rua in March 2011. If Jones defeats Sonnen in April — which he absolutely, positively will, and I’m willing to bet my whole blogger purse on it — he will tie Tito Ortiz’s UFC record for consecutive light-heavyweight title defenses (5).

Jones vs. Sonnen will follow the fighters’ coaching stints on TUF 17, which will surely put the sport in a good light and won’t at all be an embarrassment to all humanity. So start saving that cash, Tri-State Area residents. You don’t want to miss history.


(Hey, that reminds me…please remember to vote today!)

The hilariously nonsensical light-heavyweight title match between Jon Jones and Chael Sonnen just got a venue. UFC officials confirmed yesterday that Sonnen’s public execution will take place April 27th at the Prudential Center in Newark, NJ.

It’ll be the UFC’s fourth appearance at the Prudential Center, where Jones first became light-heavyweight champion by tearing apart Mauricio Rua in March 2011. If Jones defeats Sonnen in April — which he absolutely, positively will, and I’m willing to bet my whole blogger purse on it — he will tie Tito Ortiz’s UFC record for consecutive light-heavyweight title defenses (5).

Jones vs. Sonnen will follow the fighters’ coaching stints on TUF 17, which will surely put the sport in a good light and won’t at all be an embarrassment to all humanity. So start saving that cash, Tri-State Area residents. You don’t want to miss history.

Friday Link Dump: Arianny’s New Music Video, How to Win Ninja Warrior, And Why Jones vs. Sonnen Is Not the End of the World

(“First you’re gonna need to buy a piss-goblet from GracieAcademy.com…” More brilliant animated satire from prebek.)

– Jon Jones vs. Chael Sonnen Is a Call From Boxing’s Playbook — And That’s OK (MMAFighting)

– Every Current Champ’s Worst UFC Fight (BleacherReport)

– Arianny’s new music video…I dare you to watch the whole thing. (Facebook.com/CagePotato)

– Nick Newell and Dustin Poirier Join American Top Team (Sherdog)

– Miesha Tate Says It’s OK for a Man to Hit a Woman if Violently Provoked (BloodyElbow)

– Meet MMA Stunner Sarah Leann (BabesofMMA)

– What’s the Best Thing About Being an MMA Fighter? [VIDEO] (HeavyMMA)

– 5 Exercises That Can Help You Win Ninja Warrior (MadeMan)

– A-Rod’s Phone Number Stunt With Kyna Treacy Was an MLB Playoff Low (MensFitness)

– Honest Trailers: Paranormal Activity (ScreenJunkies)

– The 50 Best Video Games To Play While You’re Drinking (Complex)

– High School Player Boots 67-Yard Field Goal (EgoTV)

– Busty Girls With Dogs (WorldWideInterweb)


(“First you’re gonna need to buy a piss-goblet from GracieAcademy.com…” More brilliant animated satire from prebek.)

– Jon Jones vs. Chael Sonnen Is a Call From Boxing’s Playbook — And That’s OK (MMAFighting)

– Every Current Champ’s Worst UFC Fight (BleacherReport)

– Arianny’s new music video…I dare you to watch the whole thing. (Facebook.com/CagePotato)

– Nick Newell and Dustin Poirier Join American Top Team (Sherdog)

– Miesha Tate Says It’s OK for a Man to Hit a Woman if Violently Provoked (BloodyElbow)

– Meet MMA Stunner Sarah Leann (BabesofMMA)

– What’s the Best Thing About Being an MMA Fighter? [VIDEO] (HeavyMMA)

– 5 Exercises That Can Help You Win Ninja Warrior (MadeMan)

– A-Rod’s Phone Number Stunt With Kyna Treacy Was an MLB Playoff Low (MensFitness)

– Honest Trailers: Paranormal Activity (ScreenJunkies)

– The 50 Best Video Games To Play While You’re Drinking (Complex)

– High School Player Boots 67-Yard Field Goal (EgoTV)

– Busty Girls With Dogs (WorldWideInterweb)