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Can the UFC Octagon Girls Outshine the Jersey Shore Girls on Their Own Turf?

UFC 128 hits the Prudential Center in New Jersey this Saturday night, and as we write this our favorite Octagon Girls are landing in Jersey territory. But can our UFC lovelies stand up to the “Jersey Shore” girls if heaven forbid a fist pumping smash outbreak occurs…and what on earth exactly would that be? […]

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UFC 128 hits the Prudential Center in New Jersey this Saturday night, and as we write this our favorite Octagon Girls are landing in Jersey territory. But can our UFC lovelies stand up to the “Jersey Shore” girls if heaven forbid a fist pumping smash outbreak occurs…and what on earth exactly would that be? I don’t know but let’s pit our girls against theirs, just for fun’s sake and see who comes out on top.

First we put our two heavy hitters head-to-head:
Jenni “JWoww” Farley vs. Arianny Celeste
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Let’s face it, both are the hottest of their crew. Both have fantastic implants. But only one has graced the cover of Playboy. Celeste takes the victory, by a total KO!

Next we move onto the darlings of the two groups:
Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola vs. Brittney Palmer
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This is a tough call. These two seem to measure up quite equally. Both have nice stomachs and nice smiles. But oops! Just yesterday, an all too NSFW picture of Sammi Sweetheart surfaced on the internet and well…frankly, it’s a bit too tacky for our taste. We’ll gladly wait for Brittney Palmer’s impending Playboy Pictorial. A Unanimous Decision win for Palmer!

Onto the final round in our Jersey Shore vs UFC Octagon Girls battle…

Here we have our toughest challengers:
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi vs. Chandella Powell
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We know what you’re thinking…. DRAW right? Absolutely not! We may have found the only photo in existence that makes Chandella look hot (and yes, we unfairly used it above instead of going with this one) but trust us, we’ve seen her up close and personal and yes, we’d smash that. Points deducted on Chandella for not being the most photogenic, but come on… Snooki? There’s a reason those thighs touch! Nature probably doesn’t want you going in there. Her thighs should actually be permanently fused together. Powell scores a very big submission (of our hearts) win here. We wouldn’t even choose Snooki if we were locked into an arm bar and it was tap [that] or suffer a broken arm.

So there you have it! We don’t have to worry. Our UFC Octagon Girls can definitely hold their own in Jersey.

Cat Fight??? Arianny Celeste Vs. Stacy Keibler!

Esquire.com has a contest called Sexiest Woman Alive 2011 and even though they’re including match-ups like Beyonce vs. Gwyneth Paltrow, we’re still going to take this competition seriously and urge you to vote in this first round which pits UFC Octagon Girl, Arianny Celeste against former WWE Ring Girl, Stacy Keibler.
As an MMA related site, […]

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Esquire.com has a contest called Sexiest Woman Alive 2011 and even though they’re including match-ups like Beyonce vs. Gwyneth Paltrow, we’re still going to take this competition seriously and urge you to vote in this first round which pits UFC Octagon Girl, Arianny Celeste against former WWE Ring Girl, Stacy Keibler.

As an MMA related site, we are wholeheartedly standing behind our girl, Arianny! However, we feel it is important to play Devil’s Advocate and provide you with a gallery of reasons why Keibler is worthy as an opponent:

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Remember NOT to vote for Stacy Keibler! Look away from the the picture gallery! It’s evil! You have until this Thursday night to vote for Arianny Celeste: here!

Important Study on Our Favorite MMA Girls (Part Two): Do They Look Better From Behind?

Well, it’s part two of our “Important Study on Our Favorite MMA Girls“, but after sifting through all these ass shots, we’re a little disoriented and can’t honestly remember why we started this venture, except that we’d like for you to enjoy our gallery below, as much as we have. Also, it may make for […]

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Well, it’s part two of our “Important Study on Our Favorite MMA Girls“, but after sifting through all these ass shots, we’re a little disoriented and can’t honestly remember why we started this venture, except that we’d like for you to enjoy our gallery below, as much as we have. Also, it may make for a fun drinking game later to match the backside with the MMA beauty. Enjoy these pics of Arianny Celeste, Ali Sonoma, Kenda Perez, Chandella Powell, Stephanie Ann Cook, Kelli Hutcherson, Brittney Palmer, Rachelle Leah, Rhian Sugden, Amber Nichole, Natasha Wicks, and Edith Labelle.












Important Study on Our Favorite MMA Girls (Part One): Is Posing By Grabbing Their Boobs, too Played Out?

We at Fix feel the standard grab your boobs shot, though always dependable, is a little overdone these days and as you can see below, we’ve seen it keenly pulled off by MMA’s finest:
But is this good enough for you? Or is it kind of… meh? We think it may be too played out but […]

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We at Fix feel the standard grab your boobs shot, though always dependable, is a little overdone these days and as you can see below, we’ve seen it keenly pulled off by MMA’s finest:












But is this good enough for you? Or is it kind of… meh? We think it may be too played out but we want your opinion! Stayed tuned tomorrow when we determine if these girls look better from behind…