Ali Sonoma Brings You the Fix Friday Link Dump

Shark Fights promotions signs Fuel TV deal to air fight highlights. If you care at all. Go here.
In the wake of Thiago Silva’s drug deception, NSAC’s Keith Kizer says his staff might have to “outright inspect the genetalia of the fighters” as they receive urine samples. As a female, I would like to apply for […]

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Shark Fights promotions signs Fuel TV deal to air fight highlights. If you care at all. Go here.

In the wake of Thiago Silva’s drug deception, NSAC’s Keith Kizer says his staff might have to “outright inspect the genetalia of the fighters” as they receive urine samples. As a female, I would like to apply for a job with NSAC. I better go read more about this: here.

GSP fans can catch a Pay-Per-View special on the fighter which premieres tonight for only $9.95! Interested? Head here.

CagePotato.com claims tonight’s Strikeforce Challengers card is a big April Fool’s ruse: here.

Following his recent loss to Mike Pyle, the UFC Welterweight, Ricardo Alameida tweeted today to announce his retirement as a pro MMA fighter: here.

Watch live Bellator 39 weigh-ins and coverage today at 5:00pm EST (2:00pm PST): here.

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Arianny Celeste is Good in a Threesome

We all recall the dynamic Octagon Girl duo that kicked off our interest in the UFC promotion, Amber Nicole and Rachelle Leah. But somewhere along the way, Nicole dropped off and we got this threesome:
Then we sadly lost Leah to television hosting gigs and for some brief period that I don’t even recall, we got […]

We all recall the dynamic Octagon Girl duo that kicked off our interest in the UFC promotion, Amber Nicole and Rachelle Leah. But somewhere along the way, Nicole dropped off and we got this threesome:

Rachelle Leah,  Arianny Celeste,  Ali Sonoma

Rachelle Leah, Arianny Celeste, Ali Sonoma

Then we sadly lost Leah to television hosting gigs and for some brief period that I don’t even recall, we got this threesome:

Anne Rivera,  Arianny Celeste,  Ali Sonoma

Anne Rivera, Arianny Celeste, Ali Sonoma

Then I honestly have no clue why Anne Rivera split the team, but we also lost Ali Sonoma as she went off to almost marry this guy, (which makes us wonder how insane she must be). But that lead us to this threesome:

Arianny Celeste,  Edith Labelle,  Logan Stanton

Arianny Celeste, Edith Labelle, Logan Stanton

And then Edith Labelle got fired for being drunk and hungover and missing UFC 100 or something so we were given this threesome:

Logan Stanton,  Holly Madison,  Arianny Celeste

Logan Stanton, Holly Madison, Arianny Celeste

But Holly Madison was just a surprise replacement and not really an option ’cause she’s a celebrity so they held a search for the next UFC Ring Girl and we got, this threesome:

Logan Stanton,  Arianny Celeste,  Natasha Wicks

Logan Stanton, Arianny Celeste, Natasha Wicks

Then some bad shit must have happened and we were told part of it had to do with this interview Logan Stanton and Natasha Wicks gave to us saying Josh Koscheck faked an eye poke: here and so they were released from their contracts and then we got Chandella Powell and we were still okay with it ’cause we didn’t lose Arianny but then we were like, “Hey UFC! Can we please get another girl?” and UFC said, “Hold on, we’re absorbing WEC and by the first of the new year you’ll get this threesome“:

Chandella Powell,  Arianny Celeste,  Brittney Palmer

Chandella Powell, Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer

We like our 2011 trio quite a bit, but we have to admit, we still miss the original three. Props to UFC for always knowing that no matter what threesome you give us, it better include Arianny Celeste.  But if we could…we’d go back here again:

Ali Sonoma,  Rachelle Leah,  Arianny Celeste

Ali Sonoma, Rachelle Leah, Arianny Celeste

Important Study on Our Favorite MMA Girls (Part Two): Do They Look Better From Behind?

Well, it’s part two of our “Important Study on Our Favorite MMA Girls“, but after sifting through all these ass shots, we’re a little disoriented and can’t honestly remember why we started this venture, except that we’d like for you to enjoy our gallery below, as much as we have. Also, it may make for […]

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Well, it’s part two of our “Important Study on Our Favorite MMA Girls“, but after sifting through all these ass shots, we’re a little disoriented and can’t honestly remember why we started this venture, except that we’d like for you to enjoy our gallery below, as much as we have. Also, it may make for a fun drinking game later to match the backside with the MMA beauty. Enjoy these pics of Arianny Celeste, Ali Sonoma, Kenda Perez, Chandella Powell, Stephanie Ann Cook, Kelli Hutcherson, Brittney Palmer, Rachelle Leah, Rhian Sugden, Amber Nichole, Natasha Wicks, and Edith Labelle.