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The 21 Weirdest Fighter Names on Sherdog’s Fight Finder

Earlier this week, Nick Newell alerted us to the Sherdog Fight Finder profile of That Guy, a middleweight veteran of Japan’s Tenkaichi Fight promotion. If anybody knows That Guy’s real identity, please get in touch with us, because we’d love to interview him about how he came to compete under the most anonymous billing since Unknown Fighter. In the meantime, here are 20 more ridiculous MMA fighter names we’ve found while browsing the Fight Finder, accompanied by the fighters’ profile photos when available. Enjoy, and let us know if we left out any good ones.

Fat Guy

Flippin’ Kevin

Koji of Joytoy

Earlier this week, Nick Newell alerted us to the Sherdog Fight Finder profile of That Guy, a middleweight veteran of Japan’s Tenkaichi Fight promotion. If anybody knows That Guy’s real identity, please get in touch with us, because we’d love to interview him about how he came to compete under the most anonymous billing since Unknown Fighter. In the meantime, here are 20 more ridiculous MMA fighter names we’ve found while browsing the Fight Finder, accompanied by the fighters’ profile photos when available. Enjoy, and let us know if we left out any good ones.

Fat Guy

Flippin’ Kevin

Koji of Joytoy

Papa Smurf

Sunshine Sunshine

The Gooch

Rockness Monster

Gussan Gussan

(The name’s not too crazy, but my God, what a profile pic.)

King Hearts

Beaver “Beaver” Beaver

Gaylon Music

Wanderson Silva

The Amateur

The Rooster

Boostayre Nefarios (not his birth name)

Yuka “Bataco” Butterfly Knife

Sonic Sonic

Anaconda Anaconda

Kunta Kinte

War Machine

Previously: The 12 Most Embarrassing Actual Names on the Sherdog FightFinder

MMA Fans are Clever, Unite to Make Fun of Mark Wahlberg

Mark Wahlberg said something that makes us wonder why publicists even have jobs these days if they go around letting their clients speak their minds, when he gave a recent interview to Men’s Journal magazine..

Mark Wahlberg said something that makes us wonder why publicists even have jobs these days if they go around letting their clients speak their minds, when he gave a recent interview to Men’s Journal magazine. The topic was on the 9/11 tragedy and Wahlberg responded:

On being scheduled to be on one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center

“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’”

To be fair, Wahlberg never should have been asked such a ridiculous question as of course, he would have given some macho and stupid inane pointless overzealous remark.

But in the wake of Wahlberg’s idiocy unintentional insensitivity, MMA fans have [for once] united in the Sherdog forums rather than feverishly type away anonymous insults at one another, and used their polished Photoshop skills to imagine what other major tragedies would have been prevented had only Mark Wahlberg been around to save the day.


*Source: WWTDD