Win a CagePotato Signature Shirt in the Return of the Caption Contest!

We’ll be the first to admit that sometimes, we’re so busy trying to report on the day-to-day happenings of the MMA world that we occasionally (re:often) lose sight of some of the benefits of being an MMA site that dabbles in everything from lowbrow to subpar comedy. Mainly, our ability to give out free shit to the funniest Taters trolling the comments sections (or the forums if they are really, really lonely).

That’s why we are proud to announce that, in honor of our mobile site finally being up and running, we will be bringing back the caption contests and comments of the week on a regular basis here at CagePotato, in the hopes that you guys will stop treating us like the goth kid with psoriasis at the MMA lunch table. Believe it or not, as sour as your opinions often are, we still enjoy hearing them, especially when they come in the form of a relentlessly dark or unnecessarily crass assessment of a candid photo.

Our newest caption contest awaits you after the jump, and we will be giving our signature “We Pull No Punches” shirts (pictures below) to the top three entries. So feel free to swing for the fences on this one as many times as your heart desires.

And today’s photo is…

We’ll be the first to admit that sometimes, we’re so busy trying to report on the day-to-day happenings of the MMA world that we occasionally (re:often) lose sight of some of the benefits of being an MMA site that dabbles in everything from lowbrow to subpar comedy. Mainly, our ability to give out free shit to the funniest Taters trolling the comments sections (or the forums if they are really, really lonely).

That’s why we are proud to announce that, in honor of our mobile site finally being up and running, we will be bringing back the caption contests and comments of the week on a regular basis here at CagePotato, in the hopes that you guys will stop treating us like the goth kid with psoriasis at the MMA lunch table. Believe it or not, as sour as your opinions often are, we still enjoy hearing them, especially when they come in the form of a relentlessly dark or unnecessarily crass assessment of a candid photo.

Our newest caption contest awaits you after the jump, and we will be giving our signature “We Pull No Punches” shirts (pictures below) to the top three entries. So feel free to swing for the fences on this one as many times as your heart desires.

And today’s photo is…

Clearly we can deliver, so now it’s time for you to do the same. Make us proud, Potato Nation! There’s a first time for everything!

The prize in all of its eternal fucking glory a.k.a The Triumphant Tee of Total Triumph:

J. Jones

CagePotato PSA: Our Mobile Site Works Again!


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We are pleased to announce that for the first time in like 16 months, there is absolutely nothing wrong with our mobile site. If you visit CagePotato.com on your phone, you will see a clean, easy-to-navigate list of our most recent stories. Hyperlinks and embedded videos are functional. And you can even log in to post comments!

So if you’ve never used CagePotato’s mobile site before — or if you used it once and never came back because it was so shitty — please give it a chance the next time you have a free moment and let us know what you think. Props to the Break Media product team for making this happen.


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We are pleased to announce that for the first time in like 16 months, there is absolutely nothing wrong with our mobile site. If you visit CagePotato.com on your phone, you will see a clean, easy-to-navigate list of our most recent stories. Hyperlinks and embedded videos are functional. And you can even log in to post comments!

So if you’ve never used CagePotato’s mobile site before — or if you used it once and never came back because it was so shitty — please give it a chance the next time you have a free moment and let us know what you think. Props to the Break Media product team for making this happen.

CagePotato PSA: Visit Our ‘Main Event’ Page for All Your ‘UFC 140: Jones vs. Machida’ Needs

Heads up, Potato Nation. In honor of UFC 140: Jones vs. Machida (December 10th, Air Canada Centre, Toronto), we’ve launched a new page called Main Event, which will collect all our news, features, galleries, live coverage, and podcasts related to the event. You can check it out at CagePotato.com/main-event-channel, or just click the “Main Event” button up there at the top of our site, under the search bar. (If you don’t see it, try clearing your cache and reloading your browser. We promise it’s there.)

Keep your eye on the Main Event page over the next two weeks to stay updated on all the latest breaking news on UFC 140 as well as our always-insightful analysis. And thanks to Alienware for making this possible!

Heads up, Potato Nation. In honor of UFC 140: Jones vs. Machida (December 10th, Air Canada Centre, Toronto), we’ve launched a new page called Main Event, which will collect all our news, features, galleries, live coverage, and podcasts related to the event. You can check it out at CagePotato.com/main-event-channel, or just click the “Main Event” button up there at the top of our site, under the search bar. (If you don’t see it, try clearing your cache and reloading your browser. We promise it’s there.)

Keep your eye on the Main Event page over the next two weeks to stay updated on all the latest breaking news on UFC 140 as well as our always-insightful analysis. And thanks to Alienware for making this possible!

Pardon Our Dust…

Heads up: We’re switching our CMS over to Wordpress later today — the first in what will hopefully be a long line of improvements to the site — so you may see some weirdness or delays in posting through the rest of the week. Okay fine, yo…

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Heads up: We’re switching our CMS over to WordPress later today — the first in what will hopefully be a long line of improvements to the site — so you may see some weirdness or delays in posting through the rest of the week. Okay fine, you’ll definitely see that stuff. But stick with us, and we’ll make it worth your while. Thanks for your patience, and your continued support.