Quote of the Day: Wanderlei Silva Honest-to-God Thinks He’ll Be Fighting in Two Months


(“350 bucks?! These supplements were only 315 last week, you snake in the grass!”)

In news that is gonna blow your mind right through the back of your skull, Wanderlei Silva is once again talking absolute nonsense about the future of his MMA career.

If you’ve forgotten or simply don’t care anymore, Silva is still awaiting his official punishment from the Nevada State Athletic Commission for skipping out on his random drug test prior to UFC 175, which he claimed he didn’t do, then claimed he did do but only because he was on diuretics. While Dana White assured us that he would be “buried” for his insolence, Silva recently popped out of the hole he’s been presumably living in for the past month to ensure us that everything is hunky-dory (via Tatame/Bleacher Report):

Life is great. I’m training well. I did a test on my own in Brazil, on June 6, to see if the corticoid and the diuretic were already out of my body. I also tested my testosterone levels. At my age, the level is 180, and I’m at 160. I’m totally clean and cleared to fight as soon as possible. I’m just waiting for the UFC to tell me a date and local. In two months, I will be ready to fight.

Maybe it’s just me, but I’d have a lot more faith in Wandy’s words had they been shouted at me in a basement while bro-rock blared in the background.


(“350 bucks?! These supplements were only 315 last week, you snake in the grass!”)

In news that is gonna blow your mind right through the back of your skull, Wanderlei Silva is once again talking absolute nonsense about the future of his MMA career.

If you’ve forgotten or simply don’t care anymore, Silva is still awaiting his official punishment from the Nevada State Athletic Commission for skipping out on his random drug test prior to UFC 175, which he claimed he didn’t do, then claimed he did do but only because he was on diuretics. While Dana White assured us that he would be “buried” for his insolence, Silva recently popped out of the hole he’s been presumably living in for the past month to ensure us that everything is hunky-dory (via Tatame/Bleacher Report):

Life is great. I’m training well. I did a test on my own in Brazil, on June 6, to see if the corticoid and the diuretic were already out of my body. I also tested my testosterone levels. At my age, the level is 180, and I’m at 160. I’m totally clean and cleared to fight as soon as possible. I’m just waiting for the UFC to tell me a date and local. In two months, I will be ready to fight.

Maybe it’s just me, but I’d have a lot more faith in Wandy’s words had they been shouted at me in a basement while bro-rock blared in the background.

But did you hear that guys? Wanderlei passed a drug test! That he took at home! By himself! Where, oh where have we ever heard that before?

Just in case you weren’t sold on how far off the pasture Wanderlei has wandered, just take a gander at who he’s called out next, and why:

I would like to fight (Luke) Rockhold. He’s a good guy. He’s coming off wins and is the former Strikeforce champion. I think this (fight) could get me in line for the title. It would be perfect to fight him at Maracanazinho.

Fucking wow.

It’s almost as if Wanderlei has suddenly been struck down by Memento disease (which, considering the length of his professional career, could be true) and has no idea that he is nose deep in the most embarrassing scandal of his professional career. You back out of a fight with a bitter rival some two years in the making, literally run away from a drug test, and now think you’re in the position to start calling out fights (in Brazil, no less) and discussing your title aspirations? I would feel bad for you if I wasn’t too busy trying to contain myself from pasting a thousand The Rock eye roll gifs into this post. I am the Axe Murderer’s inflated ego…

We’ll be sure to let you know just how wrong Wanderlei is when his NSAC punishment is handed down, but in the meantime, let’s hear it for Wanderlei Silva, everybody!

J. Jones

Uriah Hall Shares Picture of X-Ray of Broken Toe

At UFC 175, Uriah Hall won a unanimous decision over Thiago Santos, and midway through the first round he suffered a gruesome dislocation on one of his toes. He was limping for more than two-thirds of the three-round fight but was still able to mainta…

At UFC 175, Uriah Hall won a unanimous decision over Thiago Santos, and midway through the first round he suffered a gruesome dislocation on one of his toes. He was limping for more than two-thirds of the three-round fight but was still able to maintain dominance throughout.

On Monday, he tweeted an X-ray of his injury, which clearly shows his distal phalange, the third bone within his second toe, completely out of place, as was seen on the pay-per-view broadcast between each round of the fight.

It’s not entirely clear when exactly the injury occurred, but Hall began limping from it with 2:01 on the clock in the first round after he caught a kick from Santos, tripped him and backed up after Santos immediately stood back up.

Hall wasn’t able to mount the type of offense seen in his last performance against Chris Leben, where he used a barrage of devastating punches and kicks to dismantle Leben and cause him to resign on his stool at the end of the first round.

He endured the pain and even threw several high kicks throughout the fight but was visibly struggling with the reality of the situation on his foot. The ringside physician came in and said something to him before the start of the third round, but the fight ultimately continued to the final bell.

The adrenaline started to wear off and the pain set in during Hall’s post-fight interview with Joe Rogan, and an emotional Hall said that he could feel his bone shift in and out of his skin with every movement while throwing kicks.

Even though he was in a lot of pain, Hall still had time to spread a positive message to the crowd, saying, “If you are not going after your dreams, guess what? You merely just exist. You don’t want to just exist. You want to do something. Be a part of life!”

Read more MMA news on BleacherReport.com

UFC 175: What We Learned from Rob Font’s Octagon Debut

At UFC 175 on Saturday Night, Rob Font stormed onto the bantamweight scene with his first-round knockout of George Roop in the opening bout on the Fox Sports 1 prelims. The win gave the Team Sityodtong fighter his 10th straight victory and his third fi…

At UFC 175 on Saturday Night, Rob Font stormed onto the bantamweight scene with his first-round knockout of George Roop in the opening bout on the Fox Sports 1 prelims. The win gave the Team Sityodtong fighter his 10th straight victory and his third first-round finish of 2014.

Roop was a legitimate test for Font in his first fight at 135 pounds. Roop has finished fighters like Chan Sung Jung, Brian Bowles and Josh Grispi and was the much taller fighter. Font typically closes the distance against his opponents by running with looping hooks, and that’s exactly what he did in the fight with Roop, landing a thunderous right hand that sent Roop crashing to the canvas.

It wasn’t a long fight, as the finish came at 2:19 of the first frame, but he earned a “Performance of the Night” bonus for his quick work and is eager to get back in the cage right away. Font’s 11-1 professional record speaks for itself, and his post-fight proclamation that Octagon jitters are a lie should tell you he is ready for anyone in the division.

Speaking to reporters after his fight, Font mentioned he wants to return to action quickly and whom he’d like to face next, saying:

Honestly, I think Sergio Pettis would be an awesome fight. If we could make that happen, that would be great, but [aside from Pettis] it doesn’t really matter who else. I’d love to get in there as soon as possible.

It’s a tough division, T.J.’s the man. Everybody is going to be a tough fight. I’m ready, I’m here. I felt like I proved that I’m here to stay, and I want to get back in there as soon as possible.

When asked why he wanted the fight with “The Phenom,” Font had this to say:

I really feel like he’s a 125er, and he shouldn’t be at 135. I think it would be a great fight for the fans. No disrespect to him, I think he’s awesome. I think beating Sergio Pettis would be a little better than beating George Roop, because he’s that good, he’s solid, and I just think it would be a great fight for the fans.

A fight with Pettis would be a treat for the fans, as both men fight at a brisk pace, and their explosive striking styles would match up well against one another.

The UFC is headed to New England for a September 5 show at Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut, which isn’t far from where Font put in work at CES MMA shows in Lincoln, Rhode Island. If the fight with Pettis isn‘t in the cards, matchups with fighters a bit higher up the ladder like Erik Perez or Alex Caceres would be interesting tests for the newly established bantamweight.

We learned in this fight Font is capable of putting on a show on the big stage, and his call-up to the UFC didn’t come a moment too soon. He comes from an extremely well-rounded team headed up by Mark Dellagrotte at Sityodtong Academy in Somerville, Massachusetts and Mike Gresh at Cape Cod Fighting Alliance in Wareham and has the tools to make the 135-pound division in the UFC that much more interesting.  

He’s going to need a few more performances similar to UFC 175 to really register in the minds of most fans, but earning a $50,000 performance bonus after a first-round knockout on the biggest show of the year is not a bad way to start.  

Read more MMA news on BleacherReport.com

Ronda Rousey Nearly Sets UFC Record in UFC 175 Demolition of Alexis Davis

Ronda Rousey’s electrifying knockout win of Alexis Davis was many things; scary, dominant, legacy-building all come to mind. While it wasn’t quite record-breaking, it came pretty darn close.
Officially clocked at 16 seconds, Rousey tied for the second-…

Ronda Rousey‘s electrifying knockout win of Alexis Davis was many things; scary, dominant, legacy-building all come to mind. While it wasn’t quite record-breaking, it came pretty darn close.

Officially clocked at 16 seconds, Rousey tied for the second-fastest knockout in UFC title fight history. It tied Frank Shamrock’s 16-second knockout win over Kevin Jackson at UFC Japan in 1997 where he won the inaugural UFC middleweight championship (which would later be renamed the light heavyweight championship).

However, both Rousey and Shamrock find themselves one second slower than former UFC heavyweight champion Andrei Arlovski. “The Pit Bull” broke Shamrock’s record for the UFC’s fastest title fight when he knocked out Paul Buentello at UFC 55. The win was wrongly deemed controversial as Buentello seemed to unceremoniously pass out during a takedown attempt, prompting harsh booing from the crowd. In reality, however, Arlovski landed a short right hand that landed perfectly on his chin and rendered Buentello unconscious.

Frank Shamrock also occupies the fourth-place spot, which he secured with his 22-second knockout of Igor Zinoviev. Shamrock badly injured the Russian’s back with a huge slam which would wind up ending the challenger’s career. 

Worth noting is that there have been numerous UFC fights that ended well under 15 seconds. Officially, Chan-Sung Jung, Ryan Jimmo and Todd Duffee hold the UFC record for quickest wins, each knocking out their foes (being Mark Hominick, Anthony Perosh and Tim Hague, respectively) in seven seconds. Unofficially, UFC President Dana White declared Duane “Bang” Ludwig the record holder, clocking his UFC Fight Night 3 knockout of Jonathan Goulet at six seconds (you can check out Bleacher Report’s list of each of the UFC’s 10 Seconds or Less Knockouts here).

For those that missed it, Rousey defeated Davis by landing a hard right hand that wobbled the Canadian BJJ player. From there, she tossed Davis with a head-and-arm throw, landed in side control and proceeded to rain down punches until Davis went limp.

The win further cemented Rousey’s place among MMA‘s elite and served as a stern warning to her future opponents.

Read more MMA news on BleacherReport.com

In Loss to Chris Weidman, Lyoto Machida’s Legacy Grows

He sat in the corner on a hard stool, blood streaming down his face, drawing heaving breaths between sips of water. A cutman worked on a deep gash above his left eye. Lyoto Machida, former light heavyweight champion of the world, was likely down, 3-0, …

He sat in the corner on a hard stool, blood streaming down his face, drawing heaving breaths between sips of water. A cutman worked on a deep gash above his left eye. Lyoto Machida, former light heavyweight champion of the world, was likely down, 3-0, in rounds to the reigning middleweight champion.

Chris Weidman, the man who dethroned Machida‘s friend Anderson Silva (and then beat him again for good measure), was in the midst of proving doubters wrong. The doubters said Weidman beat Silva the first time because Silva was clowning around, and it was true; Silva taunted Weidman, and he paid the price dearly. The doubters said Weidman beat Silva the second time because of a freak accident, a leg break that horrified those in attendance.

Weidman had the belt, but we weren’t entirely sure if he was championship material. But after three rounds of Weidman solving the Machida riddle, we were close to an answer. And the look on Machida‘s face between rounds revealed all.

Machida built his career on footwork and space, on lulling his opponents into making mistakes. He moves sideways and backward, waiting for his opponents to rush in or put too much weight on their lead foot; when they commit, he capitalizes. He is a supreme counterstriker. But if opponents don’t commit, well, his fights can end up testing your patience. For some, Machida has developed a reputation as a boring fighter who spends entirely too much time circling and not enough time engaging in the kind of wild brawls that bring fans to their feet.

It is impossible to know what went through Machida‘s head as he sat on his stool. He is a smart man. He likely knew he was down three rounds, and he knew he needed a finish. He’d been in championship rounds before, and he knew he needed something special if he wanted to recapture the glory he felt back when he crushed Rashad Evans to become the light heavyweight champion.

The first Machida Era was fleeting. In less than one year, he’d defeated Evans, eked out a decision against Mauricio Rua, then lost the belt to Rua in a rematch. Losses to Rampage Jackson, Jon Jones and Phil Davis followed. Machida, once considered an unsolvable puzzle, ended up moving to middleweight to resurrect his career. He wrecked Mark Munoz and beat Gegard Mousasi by decision, and he was ready when the call came for him to replace Vitor Belfort against Weidman.

But after three rounds, it was clear Machida‘s usual game plan wasn’t going to work. Weidman was good, perhaps even better than advertised. The champion stalked Machida around the Octagon and refused to be baited into making a mistake. He took Machida down multiple times; this is no small feat, as Machida‘s sumo-trained takedown defense is among the very best in the sport. He beat Machida standing, and he beat him on the ground.

And then Machida rose from his stool. The fourth round began. Machida continued circling away from Weidman, and the round looked like a carbon copy of the first three.

But then we saw something we’ve never seen from The Dragon. He stuffed a Weidman takedown attempt, and then he began to brawl. He landed a left hook. He pressed forward, constantly on the attack, head down and arms flailing. Instead of fighting like Lyoto Machida, he fought like Chris Leben.

Machida hurt Weidman. The crowd, perhaps sensing that Machida was staging a monumental comeback, rose to its feet. A slow din filled the arena, the sound of thousands of voices anticipating one of those magical moments that mixed martial arts sometimes delivers.

The moment never came. Referee Herb Dean raised Weidman‘s hand at the end of the fight; the champion had erased all doubts as to the validity of his championship reign. Machida, defeated and battered, stood forlornly in the center of the Octagon. His dream of capturing a championship in a second UFC weight class would have to wait for another day.

But even in losing, Machida prospered. For years, he’d been one of the best fighters in the UFC, but he’d never resonated with the fans. His style was effective, but it wasn’t the most pleasing thing to watch. No matter how many times Machida won or how many times he made world-class fighters look like amateurs, he just could not win over the fans.

That all changed at UFC 175. He lost to Weidman, and he went home to Brazil without a UFC championship. But it is not crazy to say that Machida earned more respect from mixed martial arts fans in this losing effort than he did in all of his previous victories combined. He showed heart and determination and a willingness to go for broke when his back was against the wall.

He lost the fight, but won so much more.

“Chris Weidman is a tough opponent. He’s a true champion. He deserves the title,” Machida told Joe Rogan after the fight. “But I’ll be back. I’ll be back strong.”

He certainly will.

Read more MMA news on BleacherReport.com

UFC 175: Ray Longo Says Chris Weidman ‘Kind Of’ Beat Lyoto Machida with 1 Hand

Chris Weidman answered some important questions throughout his UFC 175 main event against former UFC light heavyweight champion Lyoto Machida. 
The champ showed he can take a punch, he showed he has the cardio to go five full rounds, and he showed…

Chris Weidman answered some important questions throughout his UFC 175 main event against former UFC light heavyweight champion Lyoto Machida

The champ showed he can take a punch, he showed he has the cardio to go five full rounds, and he showed that he can solve the riddle that is Machida‘s karate style. 

And according to his striking coach, Ray Longo, he did it all with one hand. 

Speaking with The Fight Network’s John Pollock, Longo said that Weidman‘s heart and character shone brighter than ever in his fight with Machida, as he took the fight to his opponent with only one good hand. 

“He hurt his hand, probably he had two or three weeks from the fight,” Longo said. “He was banged up, but, dude, if anybody can do it, this kid has such belief and he’s got so many other skill sets that, you know, he kind of beat the guy with one hand. I can’t say enough about that guy, man.” 

Watching the fight, one would be hard-pressed to point out Weidman‘s hand injury. While Newsday‘s Mark La Monica reported that Weidman was not hitting pads before the fight, and he “winced with pain” while throwing a left jab just four days out, the New York native threw both hands against Machida with great success, a testament to his toughness and resolve. 

Because of the injury, though, we may not have seen Weidman‘s full potential yet. He just fought the best, most complete fight of his life, and there’s still room for improvement. Just as we had questions about Weidman going into the fight, we leave with one lingering query: What can a fully healthy Chris Weidman do? 

Longo knows the answer to that, as he told Pollock: “A healthy Chris Weidman, nobody is going to beat.” 

So far, healthy or not, Longo‘s words ring true, as Weidman has now defended his middleweight title twice: once against Anderson Silva and once against Machida

For a fighter with banged-up knees and one hand, that’s not a shabby accomplishment. 

Read more MMA news on BleacherReport.com