UFC on FX 4 in your Face!!!

Last night’s UFC on FX 4 event was in many ways a microcosm of life. There were ups, there were downs, we laughed, we cried, we got kind of pissed off a couple of times.

Last night’s UFC on FX 4 event was in many ways a microcosm of life. There were ups, there were downs, we laughed, we cried, we got kind of pissed off a couple of times at the end, but overall we left it with no regrets…..mostly because it was free….


CLAY GUIDA VS GRAY MAYNARD
The main event found, Gray “The Bully” Maynard with a questionable decision victory over the man simply known as “The Carpenter,” No, I’m just kidding we know his name it’s Clay Guida…

Right, so by questionable I really mean bullsh*t. Essentially we had a very technical if unorthodox lesson in stick and move style boxing from the Greg Jackson pupil while The Bully went with a different game plan consisting mostly of heavily plodding forward while wildly missing with big 1-2’s. Guida defended his opponent’s takedown attempts in brilliant fashion and in this cocky sh*t’s opinion would have had a nearly perfect performance if he hadn’t straight up run away from his opponent on at least two different occasions.

Don’t get me wrong, I WOULD RUN AWAY FROM GRAY MAYNARD, but then again I’m not a professional badass like the Carpenter. We’ve all seen Guida’s previous performances, and no one with an ounce of sense can doubt his mettle, but this latest foray into the octagon reeks of the same “running man” stench that drove the Condit-Diaz affair.

Aside from being a little boring at times, Guida’s erratic style garnered him a series of impressive combinations that culminated with a beautiful head kick to Maynard’s face that stood his @ss straight up!!

Even though I believe Guida’s clear control of the standup and superb takedown defense outweighed his lapses in technical defense (he ran like a p#ssy twice) and should have been enough to take the decision, the most exciting moment of the fight came towards the later rounds. You should really go youtube it, but essentially a very frustrated Maynard threw caution to the wind, dropped his hands and walked forward while screaming at Guida to fight, in the process eating several shots from the Carpenter all in an attempt to get his foe to engage….like a boss. This f*cking guy is crazier than your ex-girlfriend.

When all was said and done, the judges felt that Gray’s frustration at not being able to hit his opponent was enough to deserve a unanimous decision. I say make them fight again!!!


SAM STOUT VS SPENCER FISHER
In this bout we see the conclusion of a trilogy of brutal engagements between Sam “Hands of Stone” Stout, and the ever-dangerous, Spencer “The King” Fisher. This fight went much the same way as their last two fights, with both men beating the sh*t out of each other bell to bell.

For those who aren’t familiar, Stout had his UFC debut against, “The King” Fisher back in 2006, showing great heart and determination in taking a judges’ split decision. Fast forward almost a year and the rematch showed us very good standup from Fisher, who mainly used vicious boxing to carry him to a unanimous judges’ decision.

At one apiece, each man undoubtedly came ready to go all-out in the cage, and as foreshadowed by their previous clashes, the men delivered another thrilling three round war. Fisher showed the superior short boxing from the inside, employing it very successfully to bust “Hands of Stone” the f*ck up! It looked to be a repeat performance for “The King,” until Stout showcased his evolution as a mixed martial artist—from young rising prospect to veteran octagon warrior. Midway through the fight, Stout surprisingly started scoring with takedowns, allowing him to open up-with some ground-and-pound in the form of repeated short elbows to the head and arms of Fisher.

The final frame saw both men busted up and swinging until the very last seconds of the duel. While one could argue that Stout took more damage at the hands of Fisher, the takedowns as well as the limited, yet effective ground-and-pound swayed the judges in favor of Stout winning him both the battle and the war in this their third and final confrontation. To be honest I would watch these guys fight over and over again, like Nam Phan and Leonard Garcia, or Shogun and Hendo…What do you b*tches think?


BRIAN EBERSOLE VS TJ WALDBURGER
The eternal Brian Ebersole faced off against the up-and-coming TJ Waldburger in a three round battle which concluded with an Ebersole decision victory. If you were to look at their records you might not be very surprised by the outcome of the fight. On paper, Ebersole is the clear favorite. Let’s break it down a little.

Take Ebersole’s record going into this fight: 49-14-1-1. That’s forty-nine wins, and only fourteen losses in over sixty professional fights. It’s safe to say that Ebersole fits the mold for a very particular breed of pro badass, the mixed martial artist that has been around forever, fought everybody, seen EVERYTHING, and is damn near impossible to finish at this point. I call this rare breed, “The Eternals”

If you were to look at Waldburger’s resume, you might think the same thing my 16 year old brother thought when he mentioned the possibility that the UFC was feeding him to Ebersole as they sometimes do when a high profile fighter loses a bout and needs a tune-up fight. With a 15-7 pro record and a 3-1 UFC record, what my brother said made sense. The only thing odd thing was that Brian Ebersole has been on a tear going through some very high level ass-kickers in the process. Wins over fellow eternals, Chris Lytle (31-18-5), and Dennis Hallman (51-14-2-1) stood out in particular. With a 3-0 UFC record and riding a ten fight win streak Ebersole did not fit the profile for a guy needing a tune up fight.

Well one thing became readily apparent as soon as the contest began, TJ Waldburger is one bad hombre. The guy who turned pro at seventeen years old dropped the eternal with a heavy counter punch early on which is ironic considering that Ebersole’s signature arrow shaved into his chest hair is there as a testament to the fact that no one has knocked him out in over sixty fights. It also serves as a tongue-in-cheek reminder to his opponents as to where to direct their violence.

Waldburger then pounced on the stunned Ebersole putting him in several deep submission attempts that the eternal countered beautifully showing exactly how hard it can be to choke out that kind of high level grappler. Eventually Ebersole managed to reverse his situation into a top position where he rained down heavy ground and pound to a very active and still dangerous but slowly fading Waldburger. Throw in some weird ass pseudo-capoeira kick on Ebersole’s behalf and you pretty much had the same thing all the way to the end of the fight, where an Ebersole fully recovered from his near disastrous knockdown in round one raised his arms in victory (his 50th professional MMA victory) as a f*cked up TJ Waldburger took his second loss in the octagon.


CUB SWANSON VS ROSS PEARSON
Ladies and gentlemen, this one was a barnburner. The Jackson’s Mixed Martial Arts representative, Cub Swanson, showed off a very diverse and dynamic striking style as he claimed his second consecutive knockout, this time with less than a minute left in the second round and simultaneously earning Knockout of the Night.

Toward the end of the first round, his opponent Ross Pearson, had some success throwing combinations inside, exploiting the fact that midway through Swanson for some reason reverted to throwing single power strikes.

At one point Swanson through an absolutely beautiful capoeira kick—you should DEFINITELY YOUTUBE THIS ONE— and he landed it straight to dude’s f*ckin NECK. What’s even crazier than that you ask? Pearson just ate it and followed up with some tasty ground-and-pound.

Ultimately, a roughed up Cub Swanson would get to his feet and resume the ass kicking. Pearson had no answer for the speed, accuracy and unpredictability of Swanson’s flying through the air at you with strikes type standup assault.

The end came quickly when Pearson masterfully caught one of Swanson’s kicks, proceeded to drive through, pushing his opponent back towards the opposite cage. His attempts to finish the takedown earned him two hard right hands from Swanson forcing the tough Brit to drop the leg and a follow up hook floored him. A merciful referee stoppage saved him as Swanson began to swarm with punches.

With two consecutive knockout victories, both of which came in thrilling fashion, Cub Swanson is quickly becoming a fan favorite. For the audience’s sake, we can only hope Jay Silva keeps giving him strikers after the healthy diet of grapplers he was fed for so long. With any luck he’ll keep getting matches where he can show off his superb striking game for our viewing pleasure. Buahaha haha!!!!

WRAP-UP
In conclusion, DON’T FORGET TO WATCH UFC 147 TONIGHT!! Live fights from Brazil, will pit headliners, Wanderlei “The Axe Murderer “Silva, and former UFC Middleweight Champion Rich “Ace” Franklin against one another in their second encounter. It should be pretty violent so round up your crew, hit up the nearest bar, get drunk and watch these guys beat the hell out of each other! If you’re lucky you might even get laid after….but knowing you, probably not. I’ll try to have another recap on tonight’s fights for you tomorrow! Later mother*ckas!!

By: John Rivera

And “Cigano” discards Overeem

In mma and any professional sport in the world today, there lies a monumental controversy of performance enhancing drugs. Testosterone and Epitestosterone are such examples of this debate. The UFC allows the use of this.

In mma and any professional sport in the world today, there lies a monumental controversy of performance enhancing drugs. Testosterone and Epitestosterone are such examples of this debate. The UFC allows the use of this drug to a certain extent. But, as many athletes do, mma fighters sometimes step over the boundaries and push the limits of this replacement therapy. However, when an athlete does abuse this privilege, they must suffer the consequences.

This exact scenario happened with Alistair Overeem. Overeem was slated to fight the heavyweight champion in UFC 146. However, due to a random drug testing, it was discovered that “The Demolition Man” registered as having more than double of the legal limit of Testosterone and Epitestosterone. Overeem received a drug suspension from the UFC, and must reapply for his license by the end of December.

Some competitors are not as enthusiastic about Overeem coming back to the octagon. The champion believes Overeem does not even deserve a title fight. Junior Dos Santos was quoted:

“I am champion and never have used anything and I am proud to say that. It is unfair to use substances, with or without authorization it makes a difference. A fighter who can do this kind of treatment is not himself in the Octagon. They are using tricks to improve your performance. We want to see who the real champion is, not a champion of a lie.”

I believe Dos Santos is correct in his judgment. All Overeem on Testosterone proves is just that: how good Overeem performs while on Testosterone. It does not measure how good of a fighter Overeem is and his ability to fight, but merely his ability to fight with the assistance of these drugs. I believe the UFC and the Nevada State Athletic Commission should out rule the use of any enhancement drugs. Period. In order for a fighter to be champion, they need to fight like a champion. Using performance enhancing drugs does not prove you are the best of the best; it proves the drugs you are taking are the best of the best.

By: Elise Kapala

‘Long Hair Don’t Care’ Doesn’t apply to MMA according to complaint against Clay Guida

When the UFC was first created, they lived up to their tagline, “There are no rules.” But as scrutiny and protest continued, the inevitable arrival of rules and regulations were implemented gradually, if the UFC.

When the UFC was first created, they lived up to their tagline, “There are no rules.” But as scrutiny and protest continued, the inevitable arrival of rules and regulations were implemented gradually, if the UFC expected to grow and reform. However, with all rules, there are gray areas, and therefore cases with state athletic commissions.

Clay Guida and Gray Maynard are expected to face each other in the octagon at UFC on FX 4 this Friday. About a month ago, Maynard’s camp made a complaint to the New Jersey State Athletic Control Board that has just recently come into fruition. The complaint regarded Guida’s famous locks. Maynard’s camp believes that Guida’s long hair proves as an unfair advantage in the octagon, and creates a distraction for his opponent. While Maynard claims to have had no knowledge of this complaint until it hit the media, I find it hard to believe.

In some respects, looking at the unified rules in black and white, it makes sense. Fighters are supposed to maintain a clean, tidy appearance, and if the head or facial hair proves to be a hazard, or interferes with the contest, the fighter isn’t allowed to fight until the commission approves of any and all changes. I can see how hair could be distracting for another fighter, especially one with such an unorthodox style such as Clay Guida’s. As of UFC 15, hair pulling was banned from the sport. Dealing with a fighter with longer hair would put strain on the opponent, making sure to avoid accidentally pulling or catching the hair. This could give an advantage to the opponent with long hair, as the other fighter would have to be careful with submissions and ground game.

On the other hand, it is just hair. It seems very trivial to pick out something so minute in an opponent, as Clay Guida has never had a problem with an opponent in the history of his career. He did, however, have a slight issue when UFC undisputed didn’t put Guida in the game because designing his hair posed too much of a problem. Dana White has suggested the fighter cut his locks, offering him a sweet deal of $10,000. However, Guida still sports his trademark hair. A number of fighters in the organization also have long hair including: Roy Nelson, Cody McKenzie, Louis Gaudinot, Benson Henderson, and Urijah Faber (until recently). In most instances with other fighters, it hasn’t posed a problem.

To avoid conflict, Clay Guida has agreed to braid his hair back for the fight. While he wasn’t ecstatic about it, he was understanding, and did what had to be done to continue with this fight. With other rules being targeted and reinforced in recent years, it is safe to assume that the unified rules will eventually have clarification on hair, and whether or not it needs to always be tied back. While this seems like a trivial matter, appearance of a fighter in MMA can have just as much impact on the sport as the fight itself- just ask Dana White what he thought about Dennis Hallman’s attire choice at UFC 133.

By: Emily Kapala

Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson: Crazy stalker or just crazy couple?

Earlier this month, UFC former light heavy weight champion and resident “Huntington Beach Bad Boy” Tito Ortiz had some dramatic affairs dealing with his retired porn star fiancée, Jenna Jameson. Allegedly, one of Jameson’s old.

Earlier this month, UFC former light heavy weight champion and resident “Huntington Beach Bad Boy” Tito Ortiz had some dramatic affairs dealing with his retired porn star fiancée, Jenna Jameson. Allegedly, one of Jameson’s old friends has been terrorizing the couple and their children, and stealing property from their house. Shana Burroughs has also apparently been bringing prescription Rx drugs, reportedly Xanax and Oxycodone. This poses a huge problem for Jameson, who was once addicted to the drug. They requested a restraining order against Burroughs, however, it was denied. The judge felt the problem could wait until a formal hearing on June 15.

Shana Burroughs

And who could’ve guessed with being engaged to a porn star even more drama would ensue. Recent reports now show that Tito Ortiz had gone behind Jameson’s back to file the restraining order. There are now claims that he is also lying to the judge, and that he is simply attempting to destroy and sabotage the two ladies’ friendship. Because of course he has nothing better to do with his busy life of training and conditioning than sabotaging his fiancée’s friendships. Burroughs says that Ortiz is simply mad at her because she didn’t back him up when he publicly talked about Jameson’s drug problems. She has also stated that Jameson didn’t even know Ortiz had filed a restraining order against her.

Honestly, it’s not a surprise Ortiz has drama. Even when he first started dating Jameson there were complications about her risqué past. In 2006, he was supposed to be a guest of honor at a Marine Corps ball. He, however, cancelled because they would not allow him to bring a porn star as his date. Also, in 2010 there were numerous counts of domestic assault between Ortiz and Jameson on both sides. The investigation still remains open, although the two have dropped the claims against each other. In MMA, or any sport, this kind of negative publicity immensely damages your reputation. First off, it is hard enough for Ortiz to try and defend his relationship with a retired porn star. And by having these kinds of altercations only further damages his reputation. We will soon find out the outcome of this new dramatic twist of events for Tito Ortiz on June 15.

By: Elise Kapala

The WWE Will Return To The Octagon

Following UFC 141 on December 30, 2011, Brock Lesnar’s stint with the UFC looked like it was finally coming to an end as he announced his retirement following a big loss to Alistair Overeem. Earlier.

Following UFC 141 on December 30, 2011, Brock Lesnar’s stint with the UFC looked like it was finally coming to an end as he announced his retirement following a big loss to Alistair Overeem. Earlier in 2011, he was having medical issues that pointed to a possible retirement for the fighter. Fans were devastated. Brock Lesnar was finally being recognized as a top fighter in the sport, and his controversial WWE background wasn’t influencing his performance. After announcing his retirement, however, it looked like he was headed back to the WWE. As it turns out, he will have his day in the octagon once again.

It is rumored that Brock Lesnar will make a comeback appearance as early as this year. While a future opponent hasn’t been discussed, it has been stated that it won’t be Frank Mir. While the two have faced each other twice in the octagon, each securing a win, a rubber match doesn’t seem to be in the future. Frank Mir’s future with the UFC is uncertain at this point as well, mainly on whether he will retire or move weight classes.

The main question being asked is who Lesnar will fight next, if not Mir. My best guess would be a second match up with Alistair Overeem. While it was the last loss of Lesnar’s career, speculation has been drawn due to the fact that Overeem failed a drug test following the bout. Many believe that it should have been called a draw, much like similar cases in the past. Overeem was suspended for the failed drug test, but is expected to return to the octagon in December of this year. If Lesnar really does plan on having a comeback in 2012, that may be the perfect scenario. It will make for good ratings, and whether fans love or hate Lesnar, his name on a card always makes produces hype.

Whether Lesnar returns to the octagon this year or at a later date, rest assured, it will be quite a comeback.

By: Emily Kapala