“UFC on FUEL TV 1” was a fun night of fights from the start of the show all the way to the main event. Now once again it’s time to ask: what’s next? What does the future hold after several dominant and heart-felt performances by…
“UFC on FUEL TV 1” was a fun night of fights from the start of the show all the way to the main event. Now once again it’s time to ask: what’s next? What does the future hold after several dominant and heart-felt performances by a variety of UFC talent? Here’s my answer to just […]
The UFC made its debut on Fuel TV earlier this year when the channel played host to the preliminary fights prior to UFC on FOX, but Wednesday night was the first time when Fuel TV got its own full fight card. The event headlined by welterweights Jake E…
The UFC made its debut on Fuel TV earlier this year when the channel played host to the preliminary fights prior to UFC on FOX, but Wednesday night was the first time when Fuel TV got its own full fight card. The event headlined by welterweights Jake Ellenberger and Diego Sanchez lived up to the […]
(“I’ll be there in a minute, mom. First I need to go pwn these noobs on CagePotato.”)
After reading through the entries for this week’s caption contest, we have one thing to say: “Damn we miss our old kids. Those fuckers were funny and they didn’t bitch a quarter as much as you little bastards.”
But like any good parent, we just smile and lie through our teeth when we tell everyone how smart and great you ugly neanderthals are. We’re stuck with you, so we might as well make the best of it, right…*cough….Xeno…cough*?
Anyway, since we had to pick a winner, we chose the three that sucked the least. Seriously. We gave you guys three chances to knock it out of the park and the best you did was the equivalent LOL-wise of a Family Circus comic? Son, I am disappoint.
Check them out below, and remember that it ain’t easy to be funny, as you can tell by most of the entries we received.
*drops mic and walks away like Andrew Dice Clay*
(“I’ll be there in a minute, mom. First I need to go pwn these noobs on CagePotato.”)
After reading through the entries for this week’s caption contest, we have one thing to say: “Damn we miss our old kids. Those fuckers were funny and they didn’t bitch a quarter as much as you little bastards.”
But like any good parent, we just smile and lie through our teeth when we tell everyone how smart and great you ugly neanderthals are. We’re stuck with you, so we might as well make the best of it, right…*cough….Xeno…cough*?
Anyway, since we had to pick a winner, we chose the three that sucked the least. Seriously. We gave you guys three chances to knock it out of the park and the best you did was the equivalent LOL-wise of a Family Circus comic? Son, I am disappoint.
Check them out below, and remember that it ain’t easy to be funny, as you can tell by most of the entries we received.
*drops mic and walks away like Andrew Dice Clay*
BarefootJesus (“If you think this is bad, you should see what Bonnar was saddled with.”)
Yazloz18 (Chuck’s got that look in his eyes.)
Morningwood (“Ok Clay, calmly point to how far up your ass my hand is now.”)
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Former WEC welterweight champion Carlos Condit is one fight away from obtaining a UFC title, but he will have to go through former Strikeforce welterweight champion Nick Diaz at UFC 143, which takes place this weekend on pay-per-view. Both are known fo…
Former WEC welterweight champion Carlos Condit is one fight away from obtaining a UFC title, but he will have to go through former Strikeforce welterweight champion Nick Diaz at UFC 143, which takes place this weekend on pay-per-view. Both are known for their fan-friendly and fearless fighting styles, and both have the records to prove […]
UFC on Fox 2 was a mixed bag, for better or worse. The preliminary card had several good fights and entertaining finishes, but three straight decisions in the main Fox show has MMA fans asking, “Was this show a success?” And now once again …
UFC on Fox 2 was a mixed bag, for better or worse. The preliminary card had several good fights and entertaining finishes, but three straight decisions in the main Fox show has MMA fans asking, “Was this show a success?” And now once again it’s time to ask: What’s next? What does the future hold […]
The UFC’s second broadcast on Fox featured three bouts, including two matchups featuring No. 1 contenders looking to get a second chance at the championship belt in their divisions. In the main event, former UFC light heavyweight champion Rashad …
The UFC’s second broadcast on Fox featured three bouts, including two matchups featuring No. 1 contenders looking to get a second chance at the championship belt in their divisions. In the main event, former UFC light heavyweight champion Rashad Evans earned a unanimous decision victory over previously unbeaten opponent Phil “Mr. Wonderful” Davis after five […]
