Genki Sudo Showed Killer Moves in New York City (Video)

Genki “Neo-Samurai” Sudo pulled a “slow” one on New York in 2010 and forever left the memory of his unique artistry—YouTube ensures it—on the busy streets of that officially anti-MMA state. The legendary Japanese fig…

Genki “Neo-Samurai” Sudo pulled a “slow” one on New York in 2010 and forever left the memory of his unique artistry—YouTube ensures it—on the busy streets of that officially anti-MMA state.

The legendary Japanese fighter and Renaissance man brought his World Order music and dance troupe to the Big Apple. Dressed in Western-style business suits they entered select pedestrian locations and strutted in slow (and intermittently, quick) robotic motions to their own music. (It’s anybody’s guess if their concerted action was a veiled “legalize MMA” campaign.)

With Sudo leading and singing, the group jogged, strode, swung like inverted pendulums and executed other calisthenics in deliberate, Japanese-technology precision.

Always maintaining their blank facial expressions, they moved measuredly in rhythm, step-by-step. They alternated between synchronization and moving in opposite directions.

Almost every movement was simple and impressively exact, constrained and painstakingly choreographed.

Their minimalist dance steps contrasted to the casual movements of the passersby who at times paused to look and regale themselves, to take pictures or videos.

The rest casually walked by with nary a glance. It’s business, and life, as usual.

It doesn’t matter to Genki Sudo and World Order who among the crowd in close proximity chose to watch and appreciate—or otherwise.

 

They all danced as one and for everyone.

In tune to Sudo’s personal slogan: “We are all one.” 

A brief biographical sketch of the athlete and artist

Born on March 8, 1978, Genki Sudo became a national junior champion in Greco-Roman wrestling in Japan.

After graduating from Takushoku Junior College in 1998, Sudo studied in the United States, at the Santa Monica University Art College. In Los Angeles, he practiced Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu at the Beverly Hills Jiu-Jitsu Club.

Sudo’s first professional MMA fight in 1998 resulted in a decision win over Tiki Ghosen, and the last was a triangle-choke victory over Damacio Page in 2006.

In between, the Neo-Samurai recorded wins over Nate Marquardt (submission by armbar), Royler Gracie (KO by punches) and Ole Laursen (decision). He fought in the UFC thrice, submitting Leigh Remedios and Mike Brown and losing to Duane Ludwig by decision.

Sudo was also famous for his elaborate and theatrical ring entrances, which were veritable exhibits of performance art in themselves.

His signature moves were turning his back on his opponent in the standup (as some kind of bait), quick ground transitions, flying triangle and the spinning backfist.

 

A practicing Buddhist, Sudo is also an accomplished writer (authored eight books), musician, actor and, yes, dancer.

You can watch more of the group’s music videos at koichi’s Tofugu article Genki Sudo’s World Order: The Most Innovative Dance & Music Troupe In Japan.

Genki Sudo’s ball-point pen portrait above is courtesy of artist Brad Utterstrom. You can see more of his art at his website MMA Artwork and Portraits by Bradu, and tweet him at @therealbradu.

 

After my articles The MMA Fighters’ Portraits by Artist Brad Utterstrom, MMA Music Video: Rashad Wants Jones’ Sno-Cone, but He’ll Get Broken Bones and “Overeem, Careful What You Put in Your Ice Cream,” Burn Dizzle Sings, this piece on Sudo is the fourth installment of my unofficial “MMA Humanities” series.

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Nick Diaz’s Crazy Capers: Are We Still Having Fun Yet?

Nick Diaz is taking no prisoners in his retirement-and-now-comeback plan. Or, rather, Nick Diaz isn’t letting anybody who didn’t let him off the hook, off the hook. (Comprende?) I don’t. (Ho-hum) Recently, and potentially eclipsing that bre…

Nick Diaz is taking no prisoners in his retirement-and-now-comeback plan. Or, rather, Nick Diaz isn’t letting anybody who didn’t let him off the hook, off the hook. (Comprende?)

I don’t. (Ho-hum)

Recently, and potentially eclipsing that brew over Alistair Overeem, the Cesar Gracie disciple pulled off something special that further edifies the legal profession.

As our featured columnist Andrew Saunders brilliantly and succinctly penned it, Diaz “sues the Nevada State Athletic Commission for having the audacity to suspend him after failing a drug test.” (And yes, there’s a lawyer to get it done. Ho-hum.)

Here’s a quickie of only some of Diaz’s infantile misadventures:

Made history by engaging in the UFC’s “first four-round match” in UFC 57 versus Joe Riggs—with the last round fought in the hospital room.

In 2011, he “out-vanished” Harry Houdini in the two press conferences of UFC 137, which he headlined against champion Georges St-Pierre for the UFC welterweight title.

Last February 2012, he announced his retirement after losing a professional MMA fight—and not a street brawl—to Carlos Condit in UFC 143.

Again, this year and for the umpteenth time, he was tested positive for marijuana use (ho-hum) and was suspended before he could effectively launch a campaign and successfully repeal the NSAC rule to his liking.

And now, he’s fighting back against NSAC and is coming out of retirement after a very long two-month hiatus.

Well, he never claimed to be a model in clean and responsible living; he’s just here to fight—or not fight.

Inside or outside the Octagon, it doesn’t matter.

And still, wherever he goes and whatever he does, his diehard babysitter fans will always find him cute. (Ho-hum)

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“Overeem, Careful What You Put in Your Ice Cream,” Burn Dizzle Sings

Alistair “The Reem” Overeem claims his ignorance is the main culprit in his failed drug test, and it didn’t help that his doctor was the silent type regarding what really makes up that fateful anti-inflammatory medication he took for …

Alistair “The Reem” Overeem claims his ignorance is the main culprit in his failed drug test, and it didn’t help that his doctor was the silent type regarding what really makes up that fateful anti-inflammatory medication he took for his “aggravated…old rib injury.”

Ignorance of an “incidentally” banned substance being mixed with a doctor-prescribed medication has been the in-fashion excuse by athletes across many sports. Think baseball’s Barry Bonds, among others.

Isn’t “ignorance of the law excuses no one” an old legal principle? Heck, it traces its roots all the way back to Aristotle, more than 300 centuries before Christ!

Well, sure it wasn’t exactly the law that The Reem was ignorant of, but the presence of testosterone in that injection.

Actually, as the Nevada State Athletic Commission (NSAC) hearing revealed, Overeem was so aware of the law that he tried to flee from its enforcement. And another old legal principle is “flight is an indication of…”

Anyway, ignorance of the law or its possible violation is, in my layman’s book, the same banana.

Now lest we sound legalese or Ancient Greek here, let’s hear from someone who is a legit constituent of the MMA community.

Sounding like a spurned lover, er, I mean former teammate at Golden Glory, fighter Marloes Coenen squeals that, “If you do stuff like that and get caught, just like Alistair now, just suck it up and don’t complain about it. I think the truth will always come out. We know a lot of things about Alistair, a lot of negative things, but we never talked about it and knew that the truth would come out. More dirt will come up.”

She adds, “Alistair will receive his punishment for what he has done, and we don’t have to deliver that to him because karma will come and get him.”

Indeed Coenen, coming from the same stable of horses, must know if Overeem’s taking more than horse meat. She seems to validate Mark Hunt’s same line of thinking that Ubereem is actually guilty of PED use, and “everything that Alistair has done is meaningless now.”

Fortunately for The Reem, he’s not alone, and one of MMA’s most prominent loudmouths (unlike his doctor) has come to his defense, like a black knight in shining armor.

Chael Sonnen basically states that the media is making us fans misinformed in the same way that Overeem was, well, “malinformed” by his Dr. Feelgood and could really be innocent of any wrongdoing.

Is it a surprise that the so-called real UFC middleweight champion is on Overeem’s side on this failed drug test issue?

Well, to paraphrase that old saying, “With defenders like Sonnen, who needs critics?”

After hearing from our fighters of both sexes, let’s now hear it from an überspecial niche of today’s MMA fanbase.

This man represents the musically talented segment of the MMA community, which is different from the mere musically-inclined, who might as well be all of us.

Don’t we all get pumped up when we hear Hans Zimmer’s score while watching the new UFC opening video? And before that to Stemm’s “Face the Pain” song of UFC’s former Gladiator video of not-so-long ago?

Don’t we get all fired up by the entrance songs of our fighters who are blessed with impeccable taste in manly music?

Remember Dave Herman’s double treat of “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?” by Boy George followed by “Macho Man” by the Village People? Or Mirko Filipović’s “Wild Boys” by Duran Duran?

We MMA fans are true music lovers, but not all of us can make good music. In fact, only a select few belong to this elite, small circle.

The rest of us are to Kimbo Slice what the oh-so-few of them are to Junior dos Santos.

And so this lengthy intro finally leads us back to our new discovery, who’s a singer, songwriter and pianist rolled into one. (So you think MMA athletes are the only ones who can mix ‘em up, huh?)

Patrick Boerner AKA MMABurner AKA Burn Dizzle also jumps in the fray of Overeem’s drug-test debacle—via solo voice and piano.

Burn Dizzle, whose UFC 145 Jon Jones vs. Rashad Evans Hype Song (embedded video No. 2) was aired by Sherdog.com’s The Savage Dog Show radio show on April 18, expresses his musicality, vision and opinion on Overeem through his new song Alistair Overeem – What’s That in Your Ice Cream? (Go watch embedded video No. 1!)

Here are the full lyrics, all caps his, bold letters mine:

Alistair Overeem,
you look like a dream.
Could it be just from munchin’ on horse meat?

To be honest it seems,
there’s more to your scheme
than the horse bites you put on your ice cream.

And you said
that you didn’t know it was juiced.
And maybe that’s true,
YOU SHOULD’VE STILL ASKED YOUR DOCTOR!!

Alistair Overeem
You look like a dream.
Could it be just from munchin’ on horse meat?

You got two slices of bread,
Now add Mr. Ed—that’s the regimen he recommends daily…
He could have waffles and eggs,
but Alistair begs for the legs of Seabiscuit in gravy.

You better be careful what you put in your ice cream, yeah.

Yeah, Overeem, you better heed Calvin’s slogan: “Be careful or be roadkill.”

Our artist’s on a roll with the “frozen delights” motif in his lyrics. First it was “better not take his sno-cone” from the UFC 145 song, and now we have Overeem’s “ice cream.”

Calling Carl Jung! 

 

You can check out Burn Dizzle at his website MMABurner.com.

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Jon Jones, Silva Pound-for-Pound Debate Now Has Henderson as Common Denominator

UFC Light-Heavyweight Champion Jon “Bones” Jones does not yet share the same pound-for-pound title with Anderson “The Spider” Silva. Indeed, the previous toss-up between Silva and Georges St-Pierre remains MMA’s closest pa…

UFC Light-Heavyweight Champion Jon “Bones” Jones does not yet share the same pound-for-pound title with Anderson “The Spider” Silva. Indeed, the previous toss-up between Silva and Georges St-Pierre remains MMA’s closest parallel to the Papal Schism.

There is no doubt, though, that the current LH champion Jones is reaching and inching closer to the throne with his third successful title defense, seventh straight win, 16th victory in 17 fights and only one defeat best written in quotation marks.

Yes, it’s cumbersome, but let’s mention and specify again that that disqualification loss was due to illegal elbow strikes versus Matt Hamill—a lone, isolated case of the greatest-not-being-the-smartest all the time. (Greatest light-heavyweight, I mean.)

Other than that cursed “loss,” Jones has proven that he is the smartest and most skillful every single time inside The Octagon.

Now, after elbowing Rashad Evans out of the title contention picture for the moment, Jones is handed by Dana White a chance to spur the pound-for-pound debate further—by defending his belt against living legend Dan “Hendo” Henderson.

And as “MMA math” goes, if Jones defeats Henderson in a quicker and more spectacular fashion than Silva did, then he can be considered as the better fighter than The Spider.

As a reminder, Silva submitted Hendo by rear-naked choke at 4:50 of the second round of their UFC 82 main event in 2008.

But if Hendo lasts longer against Jones—especially for five full rounds like Evans—even if he loses, then Bones will be judged as inferior to Silva.

Worse if Hendo wins, as MMA math is ultimately predicated on the following equation: If X (Silva) beats Y (Hendo), and Y beats Z (Jones), then X is better than Z.

Well, MMA math may not be absolutely valid in comparing one fighter with another, but it’s not entirely without merit in analyzing hypothetical matchups.

Resorting to it will never prove as decisive as the Council of Constance, but in the absence of an actual match between two great fighters in question, at least it provides a parameter for comparison.

MMA math is just one of many theoretical frameworks.

Besides, give some credit to them MMA mathematicians; after all, not everyone’s good in math.

 

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UFC 145 Results: Was Rashad Evans a Good Test for Jon Jones’ Chin?

UFC Light Heavyweight Jon Jones’ chin was tested a couple of times by his challenger Rashad Evans, and he remained standing—literally—all throughout the fight and again successfully defended his title. Now, we can say that the still c…

UFC Light Heavyweight Jon Jones’ chin was tested a couple of times by his challenger Rashad Evans, and he remained standing—literally—all throughout the fight and again successfully defended his title.

Now, we can say that the still champion’s chin is not made of glass, but is it cut from granite? We can definitely give it a passing mark, but does it merit a grade A?

Evans valiantly fought and landed a solid head kick that flustered Jones “a bit” late in the first round. The former champion and then title challenger then managed to land a right hand in the second stanza, and a more emphatic right in the third.

The dust finally settled after five grueling rounds, with Jones getting his just reward of a unanimous decision victory and Evans truly looking like the beaten fighter with his battered and lumped face. (Did you see Jones’ almost-successful flying armbar attempt in the last seconds of the final round?! Just kidding.)

It’s true that Evans has proven KO power, stamping it over six opponents, most significantly on Chuck Liddell (Knockout of the Night, Knockout of the Year) and then on Forrest Griffin, taking away the latter’s belt.

But take into account that in his previous four straight wins after getting KO’d and dethroned himself by Lyoto Machida in May, 2009, he’s only won one by TKO, over the lately pretty vulnerable Tito Ortiz at UFC 133 last August, 2011.

It appears that after getting KO’d by Machida, Evans has lost some of the sting in his strikes, and the aging and near-retirement Ortiz is no longer a valid gauge for finishing ability.

Going back to our champion, we can also give additional credit to Jones’ chin, jaw and whole skull for surviving Machida’s assaults in UFC 140 last December, 2011, before putting his previous challenger to sleep via standing guillotine choke.

After going through a thread in a popular MMA forum this morning, I find that most comments rank Jones’ chin as “good.”

But is it really great? Well, a great test is on the way courtesy of Dan Henderson’s H-Bombs…assuming they land, even once.

 

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B/R MMA Exclusive: The MMA Fighters’ Portraits by Artist Brad Utterstrom

Alright, fight fans, “It’s time!” to get some…culture. Just like in the Ancient Olympic Games in Greece and the Modern Summer Olympics from 1924 to 1948, which held not only athletic contests but also art competitions, artists …

Alright, fight fans, “It’s time!” to get some…culture.

Just like in the Ancient Olympic Games in Greece and the Modern Summer Olympics from 1924 to 1948, which held not only athletic contests but also art competitions, artists whose works feature athletes truly complete humanity’s appreciation and promotion of sports.

In MMA, we are fortunate to have someone like Brad Utterstrom, who has dedicated his art to portraying mainly portraits of our renowned fighters—recent past and present. Yours truly is privileged to correspond with the artist and receive from him the links to his 11 personal favorites along with his personal thoughts on each piece.

Utterstrom is an alumnus of Western Oregon University, where he earned his Bachelor of Science in Art in 2002. In his own words, “During my final year at WOU, I did my first MMA related painting…a red, yellow, and blue acrylic of Randy ‘The Natural’ Couture. Since then, almost all of my artwork has been MMA related.”*

Enjoy this slideshow of samplings of the painter’s works: 11 portraits treated in different mediums and styles of artistic expression, with a sprinkling of thoughts from the artist on his creations as shared to this writer.

I also included brief backgrounds on each subject.

Yes, Mr. James Ladner, there’s inspiring and edifying beauty in the combat sport of MMA.

The artist will truly appreciate it if you will write down your favorite piece on the comments thread below.

Thank you very much.

 

*From the artist’s website.

The writer spent his college years in the 1990s studying Painting and Art Education at the University of the Philippines.

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