Arianny Celeste on a Press Tour in Korea (PICTURES)

I’m not going to lie. I thought S. Korea and Japan were pretty okay with each other until I saw this video: *Kudos to Cage Potato for the post today on how lame Japanese “comedians”.

I’m not going to lie. I thought S. Korea and Japan were pretty okay with each other until I saw this video:

*Kudos to Cage Potato for the post today on how lame Japanese “comedians” in protective gear enjoy kicking the sh*t out of Korean beauties like kicboxing sensation Lim Su-Jeong who isn’t wearing any protective gear save for her gloves. The video cuts off before the conclusion of the fights, but since I don’t presume these guys to be gentleman, I’m assuming it ends in some victory bukkake act.

Thankfully, Arianny Celeste landed in S. Korea where I’m optimistic they will be nice to her as she’s enjoying a fun four day non-UFC related press tour and photo shoot. Look see:

Twit Pic of the Week: Arianny’s Got the Biggest Balls of Them All!

Arianny Celeste tweeted this pic of herself eating a giant meatball. We appreciate how wide she can open her mouth. Just try not to use your teeth, Arianny! It’s very painful.

Follow Miss Celeste: here.

Arianny Celeste tweeted this pic of herself eating a giant meatball. We appreciate how wide she can open her mouth. Just try not to use your teeth, Arianny! It’s very painful.

Follow Miss Celeste: here.

Um…Why Did M-1 Put Arianny Celeste on Their Official Poster?

The sneaky marketing team over at M-1 Global decided to use an image of Arianny Celeste in their official poster for their upcoming Ukranian event. As word spread over the internet, Miss Celeste was none-too-pleased.

The sneaky marketing team over at M-1 Global decided to use an image of Arianny Celeste in their official poster for their upcoming Ukranian event. As word spread over the internet, Miss Celeste was none-too-pleased and immediately ratted out M-1 to the UFC. Celeste tweeted:

They’re Russian! Couldn’t they have made Celeste an offer she couldn’t refuse? Or is that the Italians? I hate when I mix up my stereotypes. At any rate, maybe this was M-1 Global’s Director of Operations Evgeni Kogan‘s way of trying to make Dana White laugh since he recently told Sports Illustrated how much he enjoys White’s humor: “I look at his interviews and it just makes me laugh, it’s just funny… It’s laughable that those things are said….all the stuff that happens behind the scenes, it changes the picture very significantly.”

Let’s see if White gets a good chuckle from this poster incident.

Meanwhile, M-1′s main attraction, Fedor Emelianenko finally gave an interview and reaffirmed his belief that his bout against Dan Henderson was stopped prematurely. Fedor also says he didn’t have a contract with Strikeforce [or Zuffa] and that he is under contract with Showtime Network. Highlight’s from Fedor’s interview via Low Kick below:

A lot of people are arguing about the stoppage in your last fight with Dan Henderson. Do you think the referee made the right call to stop the fight?
I think the fight was stopped early. But that’s my opinion. We all know that the referees are trying to protect fighters from serious injuries. I don’t want to judge anyone. The refereeing was fair, and if there was some sort of mistake, I don’t think it was intentional.

According to Dana White, you were fired from Strikeforce. Is there any truth in this statement?
That’s Dana White’s style to make comments. I didn’t have a contract with Strikeforce. My current contract is with Showtime. So I think people shouldn’t pay attention to these “loud” comments.

I don’t have any obligations for UFC or Strikeforce. Our new contract ensures we don’t have to work directly with these organizations. We have already experienced certain difficulties while working with PRIDE and Affliction. We are trying to avoid any unpleasant consequences.

Our Favorite UFC Girls Make Chores Look Fun! (PHOTOS)

Seriously, it’s been a super slow news day! Most MMA sites will tell you that the UFC 133 preliminary bouts on Spike TV drew over 1.4 million viewers, but you know… I don’t really think.

Seriously, it’s been a super slow news day! Most MMA sites will tell you that the UFC 133 preliminary bouts on Spike TV drew over 1.4 million viewers, but you know… I don’t really think you give a f***.

Plus, I know it’s been a tough day at work for you! You’re probably coming home to an empty house and a Hungry Man tv dinner. Who’s doing your laundry? Poor you. So guess what! I graciously put together this gallery of photos with your favorite UFC girls being domestic. I don’t know who convinced Arianny Celeste to take these dirty laundry photos, but kudos to that person! And let’s go with it! Let’s say that’s Arianny Celeste doing YOUR laundry and you’ve got Rachelle Leah vacuuming (in her underwear) YOUR living room and cooking YOU dinner. Chandella Powell has her legs up on YOUR kitchen floor and Brittney Palmer is slaving hard over YOUR pumpkin pie. Yep, just pretend it’s all for YOU. No, that’s not pathetic.

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Monday Headlines with the UFC 133 Octagon Girls

Wow, I could never keep my sneakers that white [see pic above]. Well, the mystery over Brittney Palmer‘s status as a UFC Ring Girl ended this weekend as she was noticeably in the stands with.

Guest Ring Girl Chrissy Hubbard with Arianny Celeste & Chandella Powell

Wow, I could never keep my sneakers that white [see pic above]. Well, the mystery over Brittney Palmer‘s status as a UFC Ring Girl ended this weekend as she was noticeably in the stands with the TapouT crew and not performing ring girl duties. Dana explained there was no drama surrounding her departure as a ring girl and that she is pursuing her dreams as an art student.

Jon Jones tweets Rashad Evans is a snake.

MMA [finally] breaks into the porn industry!

Matt Hamill retires from his MMA fighting career.

Fedor Emelianenko will not retire from his MMA fighting career.

Georges St. Pierre and Nick Diaz will be focus of the next UFC: Primetime Special.

Will We See Brittney Palmer at UFC 133?

So… today the UFC Ring Girls flew out to Philly for UFC 133 as tweeted here by Arianny Celeste: Great to be back 2 work! Weigh ins tommorow and shooting ultimate insider! Now ordering a.

So… today the UFC Ring Girls flew out to Philly for UFC 133 as tweeted here by Arianny Celeste:

Great to be back 2 work! Weigh ins tommorow and shooting ultimate insider! Now ordering a movie..anyone seen Sucker Punch?

and by Chandella Powell:

Just landed! Hello Philly!!!!!;)

But when I read Brittney Palmer‘s tweets, things went a little different:

Had a blast today at th #USopenofsurfing with the fantastic crew from @daily_habit @FuelTV! Check it out @ 8pm tonight.. Pole dancing?? ;)

Might I say first, yes Brittney (to pole dancing) and second… Hmmm… last time I checked, there’s no Huntington Beach in Philadelphia. And I’m pretty sure she was definitely at this US Open of Surfing today as evidenced by this patriotic gentleman who posted this picture with Palmer:

Now before you shame me for being a self-proclaimed Ring Girl Twitter Stalker, let me just remind you that I do this for YOU! I gotta find something to entertain you guys! All the other sites get the jump on the real news of the day. Joe Stevenson‘s cut from UFC, by the way, in case you didn’t read it from one of the many more legitmate MMA sites. Besides, don’t criticize me… I’m sitting here watching a Man vs. Food marathon while I type this. You’re probably doing the same as you read this. Our lives are like a mirror.

But I digress, this great Brittney mystery should be solved by the time of weigh-ins. I’m not sure it’s going to go well though. If I were you, I’d bring a tissue to sit in front of your computer screen while you watch the live UFC 133 weigh-ins. And, I don’t think you’ll be using that tissue in a good way. I think you’re gonna need it for shedding a few tears. But you know, never rule out using your tissue in that good way… Just heed the beautiful words of the lovely songstress, Sarah Mclachlan when she says, “”Hold on. Hold on to yourself, for this is gonna hurt like hell.”