Tag: Brittney Palmer

So… today the UFC Ring Girls flew out to Philly for UFC 133 as tweeted here by Arianny Celeste:

Great to be back 2 work! Weigh ins tommorow and shooting ultimate insider! Now ordering a movie..anyone seen Sucker Punch?

and by Chandella Powell:

Just landed! Hello Philly!!!!!;)

But when I read Brittney Palmer‘s tweets, things went a little different:

Had a blast today at th #USopenofsurfing with the fantastic crew from @daily_habit @FuelTV! Check it out @ 8pm tonight.. Pole dancing??

Might I say first, yes Brittney (to pole dancing) and second… Hmmm… last time I checked, there’s no Huntington Beach in Philadelphia. And I’m pretty sure she was definitely at this US Open of Surfing today as evidenced by this patriotic gentleman who posted this picture with Palmer:

Now before you shame me for being a self-proclaimed Ring Girl Twitter Stalker, let me just remind you that I do this for YOU! I gotta find something to entertain you guys! All the other sites get the jump on the real news of the day. Joe Stevenson‘s cut from UFC, by the way, in case you didn’t read it from one of the many more legitmate MMA sites. Besides, don’t criticize me… I’m sitting here watching a Man vs. Food marathon while I type this. You’re probably doing the same as you read this. Our lives are like a mirror.

But I digress, this great Brittney mystery should be solved by the time of weigh-ins. I’m not sure it’s going to go well though. If I were you, I’d bring a tissue to sit in front of your computer screen while you watch the live UFC 133 weigh-ins. And, I don’t think you’ll be using that tissue in a good way. I think you’re gonna need it for shedding a few tears. But you know, never rule out using your tissue in that good way… Just heed the beautiful words of the lovely songstress, Sarah Mclachlan when she says, “”Hold on. Hold on to yourself, for this is gonna hurt like hell.”