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From all of us to CagePotato.com, to all you PotatoHeads around the Internet: Have a merry, merry Christmas! Did you get everything you wanted this year?
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And while we’re here…
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From all of us to CagePotato.com, to all you PotatoHeads around the Internet: Have a merry, merry Christmas! Did you get everything you wanted this year?
(Props: Sherdog.net)
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And while we’re here…
(It never gets old, does it?)
(Don’t worry, Fido, we’re pissed we can’t hump her leg either.)
Thanks to the athletic supplement brand Gamma Labs, my penis has officially never been more confused in its life. It’s like a nervous groundhog down there, unsure of whether or not we’ll have six more weeks of winter. And all in the name of Christmas.
Picture this scenario: Brittney Palmer is in your living room, counting down the 12 days of Christmas in red lingerie, preferably while you wait for her evil but equally hot doppelganger to arrive and help you pick out stocking stuffers together (BA-DUM-TSH!). Sounds awesome, right? Now picture that, as you’re about to lay this gorgeous piece of work down by the fireplace, she suddenly morphs into PETE FREAKING SELL, complete with two black eyes and a shitload of tinsel (and probably a cold cut combo somewhere in there). Then Shane Carwin shows up. Then Chuck Liddell. Then Joe Stevenson and an army of caroling children. And so on. And so forth. It is a hellish nightmare that I wouldn’t wish upon the dingus of my worst enemy, yet Gamma Labs has spawned forth this erectoral purgatory on us all seemingly as some sort of cruel holiday joke.
Video after the jump.
(Don’t worry, Fido, we’re pissed we can’t hump her leg either.)
Thanks to the athletic supplement brand Gamma Labs, my penis has officially never been more confused in its life. It’s like a nervous groundhog down there, unsure of whether or not we’ll have six more weeks of winter. And all in the name of Christmas.
Picture this scenario: Brittney Palmer is in your living room, counting down the 12 days of Christmas in red lingerie, preferably while you wait for her evil but equally hot doppelganger to arrive and help you pick out stocking stuffers together (BA-DUM-TSH!). Sounds awesome, right? Now picture that, as you’re about to lay this gorgeous piece of work down by the fireplace, she suddenly morphs into PETE FREAKING SELL, complete with two black eyes and a shitload of tinsel (and probably a cold cut combo somewhere in there). Then Shane Carwin shows up. Then Chuck Liddell. Then Joe Stevenson and an army of caroling children. And so on. And so forth. It is a hellish nightmare that I wouldn’t wish upon the dingus of my worst enemy, yet Gamma Labs has spawned forth this erectoral purgatory on us all seemingly as some sort of cruel holiday joke.
And now, TO THE AWARDS!
Best Singing Voice: Tom Lawler. Dude’s got a croon that would shame Bing Crosby into cutting out his own vocal chords with a spork.
Most Enthusiasm: Easily Urijah Faber, although we hear he tweeted an x-ray photo of the dislocated shoulder he suffered immediately after the shoot was over.
Best Non-Brittney Moment: Johny Hendricks floating face down in a hot tub, likely screaming about why GSP is such a pussy and how he wishes Nick Diaz was never born.
Saddest Moment: Seeing that Joe Stevenson, a former UFC title challenger, is now training at the same dojo where Cosmo Kramer once dominated the white belt karate circuit. Even worse, “Big Daddy” is still getting choked out in practice.
Sometimes Christmas presents come a little early. For UFC newcomer Simeon Thoresen (16-2-1), that present didn’t come in wrapping or even in a gift bag. Instead, it came by a simple phone call. “It was just before Christmas when my manager …
Sometimes Christmas presents come a little early. For UFC newcomer Simeon Thoresen (16-2-1), that present didn’t come in wrapping or even in a gift bag. Instead, it came by a simple phone call. “It was just before Christmas when my manager broke the news to me,” Thoresen told Bleacher Report. “I had found out that […]
(Full gallery is after the jump)
You’re like family to us, Potato Nation, and after looking over your wishlist we knew just what to get you this year. True, we’ve given you a holiday-themed Hot Potato gallery before, but whether you’re a Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or Festivus kind of guy we doubt you’ll complain.
You’re like family to us, Potato Nation, and after looking over your wishlist we knew just what to get you this year. True, we’ve given you a holiday-themed Hot Potato gallery before, but whether you’re a Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or Festivus kind of guy we doubt you’ll complain.
(Looks like it’s been a fruitful year at UFC HQ.)
With Christmas almost here and with *some* remaining contacts at Zuffa who like us, we were able to snag a few photos using x-ray technology of what gifts a few UFC employees are getting this year. It’s amazing what apps you can get for your iPhone these days.
Anyway, at least we know that the recipients will be able to use these thoughtful token gifts.
Check the gallery out after the jump.
(Looks like it’s been a fruitful year at UFC HQ.)
With Christmas almost here and with *some* remaining contacts at Zuffa who like us, we were able to snag a few photos using x-ray technology of what gifts a few UFC employees are getting this year. It’s amazing what apps you can get for your iPhone these days.
Anyway, at least we know that the recipients will be able to use these thoughtful token gifts.
It’s that time of year again as Christmas is coming this Sunday. Now if you’re like most people, myself included, you still have a couple gifts to get for those special someones in your life. But what do you get someone on short noti…
It’s that time of year again as Christmas is coming this Sunday. Now if you’re like most people, myself included, you still have a couple gifts to get for those special someones in your life. But what do you get someone on short notice when they’re an MMA fan as well? Well, this list […]
6 Last-Minute Christmas Gifts To Get the MMA Fan in Your Life