And Now He’s Fired: Gooble Gobble, Gooble Gobble, Colin “Freakshow” Fletcher is No Longer One of Us


(Even in the face of despair, Fletcher always maintains a sunny disposition. Via Colin’s Twitter account.) 

Although not completely unexpected given his current 0-2 record in the promotion, the UFC’s recent firing of TUF: Smashes lightweight runner-up Colin “Freakshow” Fletcher might represent one of the fastest post-TUF firings for a finalist in the show’s history. After dropping a tepid decision to fellow runner-up Mike Ricci at UFC 158, the news of Fletcher’s firing was passed along over the weekend via Colin’s twitter. As one would expect, “Freakshow” maintained his sunny disposition in the face of despair:

Fletcher now joins TUF 6’s Tommy Speer, TUF 8’s Vinny Magalhaes, and TUF 1’s Brad Imes as the only TUF finalists to not be given a third fight (or second post-TUF fight) in the UFC before getting axed. To be fair, Imes was eventually brought back to face Heath Herring at UFC 69, but that was before the time of The Great Deluge.

Dire times are upon us, Potato Nation. Dire times.

A video of Colin’s closest friends and family reacting to the news is after the jump. 


(Even in the face of despair, Fletcher always maintains a sunny disposition. Via Colin’s Twitter account.) 

Although not completely unexpected given his current 0-2 record in the promotion, the UFC’s recent firing of TUF: Smashes lightweight runner-up Colin “Freakshow” Fletcher might represent one of the fastest post-TUF firings for a finalist in the show’s history. After dropping a tepid decision to fellow runner-up Mike Ricci at UFC 158, the news of Fletcher’s firing was passed along over the weekend via Colin’s twitter. As one would expect, “Freakshow” maintained his sunny disposition in the face of despair:

Fletcher now joins TUF 6′s Tommy Speer, TUF 8′s Vinny Magalhaes, and TUF 1′s Brad Imes as the only TUF finalists to not be given a third fight (or second post-TUF fight) in the UFC before getting axed. To be fair, Imes was eventually brought back to face Heath Herring at UFC 69, but that was before the time of The Great Deluge.

Dire times are upon us, Potato Nation. Dire times.

Now, let’s see how Colin’s closest friends and family have taken the news…

At least it will be great to see the old gang again, right Colin? RIGHT COLIN?

J. Jones

UFC 158: St-Pierre vs. Diaz — Live Results and Commentary


(I don’t always get so excited about a fight that I quote Tito Ortiz, but when I do, I say July 4th…has come early. Photo courtesy of MMAMania)

GSP. Diaz. The Bell Centre in Montreal. That’s right, Potato Nation, it’s finally time for UFC 158. If I need to say literally anything else to get you excited about this card, there is no hope for you at this point. Please show yourself out quietly, and no, we don’t care how exciting you think spring league baseball nonsense is.

But Georges St. Pierre vs. Nick Diaz isn’t the only great welterweight fight we have to look forward to tonight. Elsewhere on the card, Johny Hendricks battles Carlos Condit, and Jake Ellenberger welcomes Nate Marquardt back to the big leagues. Plus: A middleweight tilt between Nick Ring and Chris Camozzi, as well as a lightweight bout between TUF finalists Mike Ricci and Colin Fletcher, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Handling tonight’s liveblog will be none other than Aaron Mandel, who will diligently record every punch, kick, and Stockton Heybuddy thrown in the cage after the jump, beginning at 10 p.m. ET / 7 p.m. PT. Refresh the page every few minutes for all the latest, and toss your own observations into the comments section. Let’s do it…


(I don’t always get so excited about a fight that I quote Tito Ortiz, but when I do, I say July 4th…has come early. Photo courtesy of MMAMania)

GSP. Diaz. The Bell Centre in Montreal. That’s right, Potato Nation, it’s finally time for UFC 158. If I need to say literally anything else to get you excited about this card, there is no hope for you at this point. Please show yourself out quietly, and no, we don’t care how exciting you think spring league baseball nonsense is.

But Georges St. Pierre vs. Nick Diaz isn’t the only great welterweight fight we have to look forward to tonight. Elsewhere on the card, Johny Hendricks battles Carlos Condit, and Jake Ellenberger welcomes Nate Marquardt back to the big leagues. Plus: A middleweight tilt between Nick Ring and Chris Camozzi, as well as a lightweight bout between TUF finalists Mike Ricci and Colin Fletcher, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Handling tonight’s liveblog will be none other than Aaron Mandel, who will diligently record every punch, kick, and Stockton Heybuddy thrown in the cage after the jump, beginning at 10 p.m. ET / 7 p.m. PT. Refresh the page every few minutes for all the latest, and toss your own observations into the comments section. Let’s do it…

Good evening PotatoHeads, if you like cage fights or just 170 pound men in general, tonight is your night!  We’ve got your live play by play action so refresh early and often as we bring you all the action from UFC 158.

Mike Ricci vs. Colin Fletcher

Recent TUF runner-ups clash in this battle with hometown pretty boy Ricci against horror movie extra Fletcher.

Round 1- Fighters feeling it out on the feet to start.  Fletcher uses his long legs to throw some rangy kicks, Ricci firing back with hooks and straights.  First 90 seconds pass by rather uneventfully, Fletcher working kicks with Ricci showing a more varied arsenal.  Rogan calls Fletcher “the whitest human being he’s ever seen” and Goldberg wholeheartedly agrees which is indicative of the lack of action to call so far.  An exchange of kicks and punches.  Ricci throwing slow kicks and looking a bit stiff on the feet, Fletcher is flowing a little better but hasn’t landed yet, except to Ricci’s groin which Rogan calls “the best strike of the fight so far”, possibly true.  Ricci recovers and the round ends uneventfully.  10-9 Ricci, because, pride?

Round 2- Quicker pace to start, Ricci landing and then takes Fletcher down and works from Fletcher’s full guard.  Ricci postures up and lands some ground and pound, moves to side control along the cage as Fletcher goes for something Rogan calls “donkey guard”.  Ricci works around to back side mount along the cage and Fletcher works back to the feet and clinches Ricci against the cage now.  Fletcher is busted up, which gives his complexion a bit more variety.  They separate and strike from the center of the cage.  Body kick from Fletcher followed by a straight left from Ricci.  Fletcher throws a strong leg kick.  Ricci seems to be just barely getting the better of the striking but Fletcher is keeping a high volume of kicks coming.  Round ends and another snoozer, 10-9 Ricci, again, maybe?

Round 3- Fletcher’s eye is damaged in a way that makes him look even more terrifying and there is ice in the Octagon which of course Rogan flips out about (youtube “Rogan ice in the Octagaon” if you don’t get this reference).  Fletcher works for a takedown but Ricci defends and reverses as they pirouette around the cage.  Action is lacking and the crowd voices its displeasure as Fletcher tries hopelessly to clinch and drag Ricci down.  They separate and strike from the center.  Fletcher throws a spinning back first that misses badly and he is auditioning for a role in the next Evil Dead movie as the damage mounts from Ricci’s jabs.  Ricci drags Fletcher down against the cage with one minute left.  Ricci works to half guard as Fletcher seeks for submissions amid a flurry of ground and pound.  Ricci outscrambles Fletcher and takes his back with hooks in and searches for a choke that doesn’t quite get under the chin.  Ricci switches to an armbar and the fight ends.  10-9 Ricci, meh.

Mike Ricci defeats Colin Fletcher by unanimous decision

Nick Ring vs. Chris Camozzi

Camozzi rocking a mustache that can be described as questionable, at best, while Ring makes some statements in the promo like “I hope to beat this guy” that threaten to turn the field of philosophy on its head.

Round 1- Leg kicks from both fighters to start.  Good left from Camozzi.  Lots of leg and body kicks from both fighters in the first minute here.  Ring with a good left hook.  Cartoon uppercut misses from Camozzi.  Ring has his hands very low but hasn’t paid yet.  Overhand left from Camozzi lands.  Good exchange on the feet with both fighters getting some good shots in.  Rings gets clipped, tries to shoot for a takedown and is shrugged off.  Good right from Camozzi and Ring has a mouse forming under his right eye.  Lots of leg kicks from Ring.  A good flurry and combo from Ring as the round ends.  Close, I’d say 10-9 Camozzi.

Round 2- More kicks from both fighters to start round 2.  I wonder if there is a betting line now in Vegas on whether this card will see any more donkey guard?  Both fighters throwing punches, nothing major landing as the round nears the halfway point.  Good knee to the body from Camozzi followed by a good right hand.  Camozzi rushes in and tries for a standing guillotine but it’s not there and they separate back to striking range.  Camozzi seems to be at a sizeable speed disadvantage against Ring, perhaps he is tiring.  Good straight right and double jab from Camozzi.  Good knee from the clinch by Camozzi.  Ring throwing more punches but nothing significant is landing.  Rogan is convinced Ring is dominating but I disagree.  Right hand from Camozzi briefly staggers Ring.  Round ends and I’d say 10-9 Camozzi but Rogan feels differently.

Round 3- Final round begins on what so far has been a lackluster first two fights of the pay per view card.  Leg kicks from Ring rip into Camozzi.  Two lefts from Camozzi get through.  Camozzi throwing bombs that aren’t landing and ends up clinching Ring from behind and trying to drag it to the mat.  Ring works against the cage and separates.  More leg kicks from Ring, Camozzi is going to have trouble walking tomorrow.  Body shot from Ring and Camozzi is firing back.  Rogan and I are watching different fights I think, Camozzi seems to be winning in my book.   Ring is very tired and Camozzi is trying to pick him apart.  Thirty seconds left and Ring is badly gassed.  Camozzi can’t find a home for any of his bombs and the fight ends.  10-9 Camozzi, but we’ll see.  The crowd is booing, two snoozers so far.

Chris Camozzi defeats Nick Ring by split decision (29-28 x2, 28-29)

Jake Ellenberger vs. Nate Marquardt

Marquardt makes his return after a few years away and this is his first fight at welterweight in the UFC.  He’s facing a tough test in Ellenberger and it will be interesting to see if the Marquardt who wrecked Tyron Woodley shows up or the one who dogged his way through a title loss to Tarec Saffedine.  Winner of this is possibly in position for a title eliminator in the near future.

Round 1- Leg kicks back and forth to start but almost no action in the first minute.  Marquardt flurries hard on Ellenberger but Jake escapes and nails Marquardt with a good shot.  Marquardt trying to exorcise some demons with a bunch of leg kicks.  Ellenberger rocks Marquardt with a right hook and drops him!  Marquardt crawls around on the ground searching for a takedown but Ellenberger knocks him out face first into the canvas!

Jake Ellenberger defeats Nate Marquardt by KO in round 1

Nate was complaining about the stoppage which is about as comical as anyone saying either of the first two fights were exciting.  Big win for Ellenberger, wouldn’t be surprised to see him get Condit if he wins or Hendricks if he loses next.

Carlos Condit vs. Johny Hendricks

Huge test for Hendricks here, he’ll get a title shot if he wins (or probably have it taken away again).  For Condit, this is a chance to play spoiler and vault himself right back into contention.

Round 1- Seven inch reach advantage for Condit, I never realized how small Hendricks is, but shit he packs the power. Touch of gloves to start, leg  kick from Condit and Hendricks throws the left hand bomb but Condit survives. Hendricks lands again but Condit knees back.  Hendricks slams Condit and then walks away.  Incredible first minute.  Flying knee and superman punch from Condit.  Hendricks fires back like a cannon and then takes Condit down.  Holy shit finally a breather as Hendricks lays on top of Condit against the cage.  Condit back to his feet but Hendricks drags him back down.  Condit slick off his back searching for an armbar/triangle.  Hendricks in full guard but Condit tying him up off his back and threatening with submissions.  Hendricks lets Condit back up as he was being outworked on the ground.  Hendricks picks Condit up again to slam but Condit lands out of it.  Hendricks back on top of Condit on the ground but Condit is rolling well.  Top control for Hendricks and they are again back to the feet!  Flying knee from Condit and huge lefts from Hendricks but Condit grabs and arm amidst the flurry and rolls for a Kimura.  Hendricks is turtled up on the ground and Condit takes his back as Hendricks stands back up.  Hendricks is free and they are both throwing bombs at each other.  Round ends with Condit pulling guard and threatening another sub.  Holy fuck best round of the year so far.  10-9 Hendricks and I need a new pair of pants.

Round 2- Incredible chin from Condit in that first round and unbelievable warrior spirit to throw back.  Second round starts with a Condit headkick being blocked.  Condit trying to take advantage of his reach.  Condit with another flying knee and Hendricks winging bombs as he tries to put Condit against the cage and nullify his range.  Hendricks using the left hook to the body now too and throws Condit into the cage and takes him down.  Condit threatens with a Kimura but Hendricks is free in top full guard.  Condit works back to the feet and nails Hendricks with a straight right.  Left hooks from Hendricks being met with another flying knee from Condit.  Hendricks shoots a double leg against the cage and gets Condit down.  Condit back to the feet again.  Hendricks can get him down but Condit can outmaneuver him when it’s there.  Hendricks tiring but times a flying knee from Condit and powers him down to the mat.  Hendricks on top in half guard and dropping elbows.  Condit calm and composed working off his back and again works back to the feet.  Condit tags Hendricks with a right hand.  Wild exchange and Hendricks dumps Condit on his back.  Round ends with Condit chasing Hendricks around the cage.  THIS IS A FUCKING FIGHT@!!!!! 10-9 Hendricks

Round 3- Condit looks insane as the third round starts, bleeding and exhorting the crowd.  Apparently Hendricks hurt his left hand but he’s still winging it.  Hendricks grabs a single leg and takes Condit down.  Condit working hard off his back but Hendricks holds him down well.  Hendricks raining the right hand now as Condit tries to reverse off the cage.  Condit is blasting Hendricks with punches and elbows from his back.  Condit searches for a kimura and rises to his feet.  Hendricks blasts Condit with a left hand.  Hendricks ducks under a head kick and drags Condit down.  Condit doing more damage from the bottom than Johny.  They are back to the feet with 90 seconds left and Condit absolutely rocks Hendricks, eyes roll back in his head but he clinches up and hangs on for dear life.  Condit separates but Hendricks powers him down again.  Condit back up and moving forward like a boss nailing Hendricks right and left.  Hendricks dumps him down though but Condit up again and fires forward as the fight ends.  Holy fuck.  10-9 Condit.  What a fight, these guys came to scrap.

Johny Hendricks defeats Carlos Condit by unanimous decision (29-28 x3)

That was maybe the fight of the year! I think the decision was fair, first two rounds to Hendricks, third to Condit, but it’s hard to say there was a real loser here.  With Hendricks takedown skills I think a match against GSP would be really interesting.  Not sure we’ve seen the kind of chin or warrior spirit from GSP that Condit just showed.

Champ Georges St. Pierre vs. Nick Diaz

It’s main event time! The buildup and talk is about to end (except for Diaz continuing to talk shit in the cage) and the fight is on.  GSP holds most of the advantages here but if Diaz can be slick off his back and take GSP into the championship rounds with lots of volume punches to the body it could get interesting.  Get your mean mug ready! Diaz walks out in jeans to a chorus of boos, GSP gets the usual deafening ovation from the hometown crowd in his heavily sponsored gi.

Round 1- I AM WAY TOO PUMPED RIGHT NOW! No touch of the gloves and Montreal is realllly loud.  Leg kick from GSP and less than 30 seconds GSP takes Diaz down.  GSP on top working some strikes to the body.  Diaz throws his legs up looking for something but it’s not there.  GSP working a lot from the top throwing punches.  Diaz rolls to the turtled position but GSP is stuck to him throwing continual strikes.  GSP hops over Diaz to the other side, Diaz sprawls and tries to take GSP down but to no avail.  GSP back on top and working all around Diaz throwing strikes and transitioning quickly.  Huge elbows from GSP as he postures up.  Diaz trying to roll through but GSP is right with him and has maintained a dominant position throughout.  Diaz tries to work up the cage but GSP drags him back down.  Diaz with a blatant fence grab to get up but GSP muscles him down with ease.  GSP on his back with one hook in.  Diaz works up the cage again but GSP is smothering him.  Diaz working a standing kimura against the cage but GSP absolutely smashes him down to the mat.  10-9 or maybe even 10-8 GSP.

Round 2- Diaz looks super concussed, GSP ready to go as the round starts.  GSP with some kicks to start and 40 seconds in GSP dumps Diaz with a double leg.  Diaz working his legs around in full guard but GSP raining down some heavy strikes again.  Diaz tries to create space and roll for a leg but GSP defends and throws a huge knee to the body.  GSP manhandling Diaz around the cage.  A brief scramble ends with GSP on top in Diaz’s guard again.  Diaz grabs a wrist and tries to roll but GSP stays on top.  Diaz back to the feet finally and his face is a swollen mess.  Diaz finally does some taunting on the feet, GSP responds with a superman punch.  Round ends with Diaz talking shit and Yves Lavigne dragging him back to his corner. 10-9 GSP

“win or lose, he’s a bitch” – Nick Diaz in his corner between rounds.

Round 3- Diaz talking to GSP as they stand.  Diaz stuffs a GSP takedown!  GSP tries again and gets the fight to the ground.  Diaz literally crawls to the cage and gets back to the feet.  Nice body shot from Diaz, maybe the first real strike he’s landed this fight.  They stand but no real offense from Diaz, GSP mixing in the kicks with punches.  GSP tags Diaz with a punch and shoots for a takedown but Diaz shrugs him off against the cage.  Diaz starts to finally open with the strikes and seems to clip GSP behind the ear.  Volume striking begins but GSP dumps him to the canvas and starts unloading more ground and pound.  Round ends with GSP on top. 10-9 GSP but the most life we’ve seen from Diaz.

Diaz took a swing at GSP after the bell, gets a warning from Yves Lavigne.

Round 4- GSP’s corner does not want it on the feet.  Championship rounds begin and GSP working a stiff jab repeatedly.  Diaz stuffs a GSP takedown and blocks a GSP headkick.  Diaz shrugs off another takedown and is firing some big strikes, but none have landed flush.  GSP is starting to look busted up and Diaz throws him off on another takedown attempt.  They clinch against the cage with Diaz working some uppercuts and knees to the body.  Diaz strolling around the cage with his hands down.  GSP lands his first takedown of the round and lands in Diaz’s guard.  Diaz again crawls to the cage and works back up but Diaz sticks to his back and slams him brutally.  Diaz working for a kimura but GSP spins and takes his back.  GSP leaning Diaz into the cage.  Diaz drops down and works for a kimura again unsuccessfully.  Diaz tries to roll under for a leg, GSP on top again as the round ends.  10-9 GSP, closest round so far.

Round 5- Diaz throws a headkick that is blocked.  Straight left from Diaz and a good jab from GSP.  Nick stuffs a takedown and they are clinched.  Knees from the clinch from both fighters.  They separate and GSP works the jab over and over.  Diaz tries a headkick and slips, GSP is right on top of him and trying to take his back.  Diaz trying for a kimura.  GSP dominating the positions on the ground and throwing punches from the top.  Diaz does some weird gumby shit and he’s somehow out with 90 seconds left they’re standing.  Clinch between the two, Diaz working the body, they separate and GSP tries a headkick and then takes Diaz down.  Time running out as Diaz hunts for a submission and GSP continues striking.  Time expires, Diaz hugs GSP and raises his hand, classy.  10-9 GSP

Champ Georges St. Pierre defeats Nick Diaz by unanimous decision

GSP compliments Diaz’s jiu jitsu and boxing styles and exhorts the crowd to give respect to Diaz.  Diaz surprisingly coherent and classy in his post-fight interview and maybe, kinda sorta retires and then starts speaking in incomplete sentences and sort of more definitively retires.  He apologizes to Stockton and enters his fourth or fifth minute of talking before introducing Joe Rogan and walking off.  Diaz gonna Diaz.

Well that’s all folks, thanks for hanging out!

 

Colin “Freakshow” Fletcher to Face Fellow ‘TUF’ Runner Up Mike Ricci at UFC 158


(“Hey Norman, ever play skin the cat?”)

As Dana White announced earlier today at the UFC 158 press conference, a lightweight bout between TUF: The Smashes lightweight runner up and presumable collector of Haunter Pokemon memorabilia, Colin Fletcher, has been booked to take on TUF 16 runner up and sensitive artist, Mike Ricci, on the welterweight-heavy UFC 158 card in March.

On the heels of a UD loss to Northern Ireland’s “Stormin” Norman Parke at UFC on FX 6, Fletcher will no doubt be looking to utilize his reach advantage against Ricci, who will be making the drop from welterweight following a unanimous decision loss of his own to Colton Smith at the TUF 16 Finale. Ricci has gone win-loss in his past six contests, including notable losses to Daron Cruickshank and Pat Curran, and holds notable wins over Strikeforce veteran Jordan Mein and Canadian Rory MacDonald…

…I’m sorry, that’s Canadian Rory McDonell, who was able to score his last victory by, and I quote, “Gogoplata Straight Armbar.” Seriously, if you doubt me, just check out this photo of the finish. How that sub was somehow overlooked by nearly every MMA site out there is beyond me, but feel free to discuss this massive oversight in the comments section. Because, let’s be real, it’s probably more interesting than the subject at hand.

J. Jones


(“Hey Norman, ever play skin the cat?”)

As Dana White announced earlier today at the UFC 158 press conference, a lightweight bout between TUF: The Smashes lightweight runner up and presumable collector of Haunter Pokemon memorabilia, Colin Fletcher, has been booked to take on TUF 16 runner up and sensitive artist, Mike Ricci, on the welterweight-heavy UFC 158 card in March.

On the heels of a UD loss to Northern Ireland’s “Stormin” Norman Parke at UFC on FX 6, Fletcher will no doubt be looking to utilize his reach advantage against Ricci, who will be making the drop from welterweight following a unanimous decision loss of his own to Colton Smith at the TUF 16 Finale. Ricci has gone win-loss in his past six contests, including notable losses to Daron Cruickshank and Pat Curran, and holds notable wins over Strikeforce veteran Jordan Mein and Canadian Rory MacDonald…

…I’m sorry, that’s Canadian Rory McDonell, who was able to score his last victory by, and I quote, “Gogoplata Straight Armbar.” Seriously, if you doubt me, just check out this photo of the finish. How that sub was somehow overlooked by nearly every MMA site out there is beyond me, but feel free to discuss this massive oversight in the comments section. Because, let’s be real, it’s probably more interesting than the subject at hand.

J. Jones

UFC on FX: Sotiropoulos vs. Pearson Aftermath: Meh…


You know, I won’t bother asking here. Props: Cagewall.com

You probably noticed this, but we usually lead off weekend coverage with event aftermath articles – especially the day after a UFC event. Today, not only did we lead off with a story about Cro Cop playing basketball, but honestly, we considered not writing an aftermath at all for this card. With nothing significant on the line, a total lack of Bruce Buffer and no especially memorable finishes, it’s hard to really say too much about last night’s UFC on FX: Sotiropoulos vs. Pearson.

In the main event, Ross Pearson looked good in his return to lightweight. His boxing proved to be too much for Sotiropoulos throughout the fight, as Pearson eventually scored the TKO in round three. Not a bad fight by any means, but not especially memorable, either. Sotiropoulos has now lost three straight, with his last victory being a submission over Joe Lauzon back in 2010. And Pearson? Well, he won. I was going to write that he reestablished his place in the lightweight division, but he was never more than a mid-tier fighter in arguably the UFC’s deepest talent pool in the first place.

This concern over the lack of significance in the division leads directly into the TUF Smashes finals. I’m not saying that the Smashes winners Norman Parke and Robert Whittaker looked bad last night, as they didn’t. Nor will I say that their fights were boring to sit through – I actually think Whittaker vs. Scott deserved Fight of the Night honors. Rather, I simply don’t see either fighter having any sort of relevant future in the UFC.


You know, I won’t bother asking here. Props: Cagewall.com

You probably noticed this, but we usually lead off weekend coverage with event aftermath articles – especially the day after a UFC event. Today, not only did we lead off with a story about Cro Cop playing basketball, but honestly, we considered not writing an aftermath at all for this card. With nothing significant on the line, a total lack of Bruce Buffer and no especially memorable finishes, it’s hard to really say too much about last night’s UFC on FX: Sotiropoulos vs. Pearson.

In the main event, Ross Pearson looked good in his return to lightweight. His boxing proved to be too much for Sotiropoulos throughout the fight, as Pearson eventually scored the TKO in round three. Not a bad fight by any means, but not especially memorable, either. Sotiropoulos has now lost three straight, with his last victory being a submission over Joe Lauzon back in 2010. And Pearson? Well, he won. I was going to write that he reestablished his place in the lightweight division, but he was never more than a mid-tier fighter in arguably the UFC’s deepest talent pool in the first place. 

This concern over the lack of significance in the division leads directly into the TUF Smashes finals. I’m not saying that the Smashes winners Norman Parke and Robert Whittaker looked bad last night, as they didn’t. Nor will I say that their fights were boring to sit through – I actually think Whittaker vs. Scott deserved Fight of the Night honors. Rather, I simply don’t see either fighter having any sort of relevant future in the UFC.

As mentioned earlier, the lightweight division is simply too deep for Norman Parke to make any sort of meaningful impact at this stage in his career. He’ll enjoy the mandatory post-TUF tomato can, but with the division being so competitive, the honeymoon phase won’t last. While Colin Fletcher may have been too busy looking for some new, terrifying shades of clown make-up to learn how to sprawl, the rest of the lightweight division won’t be taken down as easily. Likewise, the welterweight division may not be as stacked, but it’s certainly top-heavy enough to prevent Robert Whittaker from gaining immediate relevance.

In other words, don’t let the ”UFC on FX” label fool you. Last night’s card was very much a TUF Finale, and produced exactly what you would expect a TUF Finale to produce: Not much.

Perhaps the most relevant fight of the night kicked off the show, as Hector Lombard made a quick, brutal example out of Rousimar Palhares. The fight was everything we expected out of Lombard when he signed with the UFC – he was aggressive, he landed hard punches seemingly at will and was never in any real danger of losing this fight (or his ACL). The victory doesn’t entirely make up for his abysmal UFC debut, but it prevents him from being a total bust signing. He called out Bisping in the post-fight interview, but we’ll have to wait and see how Bisping fairs against Vitor Belfort before attempting to set that one up.

As for Paul Harris, I hate to say it, but the loss makes the Brazilian the scariest looking jobber on the UFC roster. His “heel hook anything standing in front of me” strategy may work against the lower end of the midleweight division, but against the more diverse, more talented middleweights, he’s clearly out of his league. I don’t see Palhares getting cut, but perennial undercard fighter isn’t too much better of a position to be in.

Fight of the Night went to Nick Penner vs. Cody Donovan, while Knockout of the Night went to Ben Alloway for his first round knockout over Manuel Rodriguez.

Full Results:

Main Card:

Ross Pearson def. George Sotiropoulos via TKO, 0:41 of Round Three
Robert Whittaker def. Brad Scott via unanimous decision
Norman Parke def. Colin Fletcher via unanimous decision
Hector Lombard def. Rousimar Palhares via KO, 3:38 of Round One

Preliminary Card:

Chad Mendes def. Yaotzen Meza via TKO, 1:55 of Round One
Joey Beltran def. Igor Pokrajac via unanimous decision
Mike Pierce def. Seth Baczynski via unanimous decision
Ben Alloway def. Manuel Rodriguez via KO, 4:57 of Round One
Mike Wilkinson def. Brendan Loughnane via unanimous decision
Cody Donovan def. Nick Penner via TKO, 4:35 of Round One

@SethFalvo

UFC on FX: Sotiropoulos vs. Pearson — Main Card Results & Commentary


(Yeesh. That thing never gets easier to look at, does it. / Image via MMAJunkie)

Also known as the TUF: The Smashes Finale, tonight’s UFC card is coming to you live from the Gold Coast, and will feature the season’s lightweight and welterweight finals. (Remember, these are the Brits and Aussies. The “Let Me Bang, Bro” cast gets its big send-off tomorrow in Vegas.)

If you happened to read our brutally honest breakdown of the fights, you know that there’s not much on the line this evening outside of those lovely glass trophies. But at the very least, the lead-off fight between Hector Lombard and Rousimar Palhares should be memorable. Unless it isn’t, which is also possible.

Our own Matt Kaplan will be throwin’ down round-by-round results from the FX main card, beginning at 9 p.m. ET/6 p.m. PT. Refresh the page every few minutes for all the latest, and if you’re watching along with us, please throw your own bullshit into the comments section.


(Yeesh. That thing never gets easier to look at, does it. / Image via MMAJunkie)

Also known as the TUF: The Smashes Finale, tonight’s UFC card is coming to you live from the Gold Coast, and will feature the season’s lightweight and welterweight finals. (Remember, these are the Brits and Aussies. The “Let Me Bang, Bro” cast gets its big send-off tomorrow in Vegas.)

If you happened to read our brutally honest breakdown of the fights, you know that there’s not much on the line this evening outside of those lovely glass trophies. But at the very least, the lead-off fight between Hector Lombard and Rousimar Palhares should be memorable. Unless it isn’t, which is also possible.

Our own Matt Kaplan will be throwin’ down round-by-round results from the FX main card, beginning at 9 p.m. ET/6 p.m. PT. Refresh the page every few minutes for all the latest, and if you’re watching along with us, please throw your own bullshit into the comments section.

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Hey now. Mk here. Before we get to the liveblog, I just want to say how glad I am that these fights are on tonight. I have two little kids, so the more I hear/see/learn about the school shooting in Connecticut, the more furious/helpless/nervous I become. Once again, MMA is a welcomed respite – for a few hours, at least – and I’m sure I’m not the only one here at CP whose thoughts and prayers are with the families whose lives were forever changed today.

Now let’s get ready to watch some guys fight. Who ya got?

And the fighting robots can only mean one thing: “It’s time!” So cheezy.

Anik and Florian are once again behind the mic, kinda dressed alike too.

Hector Lombard vs. Rousimar Palhares

Rd. 1) We’ve got two short, stumpy thumpers going right here. I’m excited for this one. Lombard takes the center of the cage and opens with some kicks and punches, and Palhares accepts the invitation. Lombard misses a wild, leaping hook. Palhares is kicking low…and again…and is dropped by a Lombard right. Palhares circles away to his right and is being stalked by Lombard, who’s looking for a big left.Lombard connects with a big left and Palhares is down. Lombard is in his guard. Lombard is up and lets Palhares up. Lombard is peppering Palhares with big punches against the fence. Palhares is down again. More monster shots. He’s out. Lombard wins it with strikes (Rd. 1. 3:38). Damn, that was a nasty left from Lombard when Palhares was against the fence.

Lombard calls out Bisping in the post-fight interview. I’m down for that.

(That Southern Comfort commercial with the fat dude in the speedo is unreal.)

Colin Fletcher vs. Norman Parke

Rd 1) Joe Martinez is silky on the mic, as usual, and we’re off. Parke wades in with an overhand left and clinches Fletch before pressing him against the cage. He takes down Fletcher, who gets right back up and stuffs another takedown attempt. Woops, Parke trips him down again and is in Fletcher’s half guard, up against the cage. Fletcher is working for a kimura but Parke defends it without issue. Parke is still in half guard and can’t seem to pass. Big elbow from Parke to Fletcher’s face. Parke is in north-south position but passes to half. Fletcher spins out for a second – a scramble – and now it’s Fletcher with side control. He drops a few punches before the horn.

Rd 2)  Both men land some early low kicks. Again Parke throws the overhand left, clinches, and moves Fletcher to the fence. And there’s the takedown. Is Fletcher going for a heel hook? Nope. Parke is in side control again. Park is going for a one-armed guillotine, but Fletcher escapes. Parke now has Fletcher mounted, takes his back, but Fletcher escapes and is up on his feet. Parke lands a big left to the side of the head of Fletcher. Knee from Fletcher. Fletcher is throwing plenty of low kicks, but Parke lands some heavy punch combinations. Parke seems to be throwing with much more conviction – and power. Parke gets a takedown just before the round ends.

Rd 3) Kicks to the legs from Fletcher, punches to the head from Parke. Fletcher is swinging upstairs, but no luck. Parke ducks and counters. Solid left from Parke; Fletcher counters with a kick. Fletcher’s left eye is bleeding. Fletcher lands two punches on the jaw, but Parke counters with a left hook. Fletcher lands a left hook to the body. And a knee to the body. Parke has slowed a bit, it seems, and Fletcher is fighting as he should with a minute left. Parke hits two quick takedowns and has Fletcher’s back. Fletcher is up, and the fight ends with Parke pressing Fletcher against the cage. Norman Parke takes the unanimous decision and is the Smashes lightweight winner. Mazel tov on the new contract, Stormin.

The FX show The Americans looks like it could be pretty cool, no?

Robert Whittaker vs. Bradley Scott

Rd 1) Jeers for Scott. Cheers for Whittaker. Both men sample some kicks and punch combinations before Scott presses Whittaker against the fence. Whittaker knees as Scott presses. The crowd is anxious. Whittaker spins away and throws a big, glancing left hook. And another that lands clean on the nose of Scott. Nice right from Whittaker. Scott fires a right down the middle. Whittaker kicks hard at the lead leg and just misses with the right. Whittaker charges in with punches, drops Scott, but Scott is up, and both men are toe to toe. Scott presses forward against the cage. Whittaker is off the cage and counters a Scott right with three hard shots. Knee to the body from Scott, and a big Whittaker left hook lands at the horn.

Rd 2) Both men are firing punches early, and Scott again wants to press against the fence. Whittaker ain’t having it, though. A lead left uppercut and a follow-up right land for Whittaker. Whittaker kicks Scott in the junk, so we’re taking a breather. And we’re back. Scott lands a kick to the body. Some good dirty boxing from both men. Scott trips Whittaker and has the Aussie’s back. Scott is landing some short punches and knees. Scott has two hooks in and is dropping punches. Whittaker nearly sneaks out the back door. Yup, he’s out. Scott is pressing and Whittaker is bloodied. Whittaker lands a good left hook; Scott moves Whittaker against the cage once more. The round ends with Scott and Whittaker trading heavy leather.

Rd 3) Big left hook just misses for Whittaker. Whittaker is looking to turn the lights out with these punches. Scott moves in with punches, but Whittaker counters with hard combos. Whittaker is turning it up with nasty elbows. Scott lands a counter hook. Nasty elbow from Whittaker, followed by a 2 and a 3. Whittaker is getting the better of these exchanges. Scott jabs, Whittaker pounds. Whittaker attacks with a left uppercut that snaps back the head of Scott. Here’s a barrage of punches from Whittaker, and the crowd loves it. Hooks from Scott, elbows and straight punches from Whittaker. Great fight. Close, too. The judges award the unanimous decision victory to local boy Robert Whittaker, your new Smashes welterweight winner.

George Sotiropoulos vs. Ross Pearson

Rd 1) There will be no touching of the gloves in this one. Pearson fires some lead left hooks; Sotiropoulos slips and misses with he counter right. Pearson hits the kick to the inside of the lead leg. Big right form Pearson. Sotiropoulos is wobbly. Damn. Sotiropoulos pushes Pearson against the fence and is looking for a takedown. Knee from Sotiropoulos. both men trade rights. Pearson is landing hard punches and Sotiropoulos backs him off for a second with a close-range knee. A Pearson leg kick puts down Sotiropoulos, who gets right back up. Pearson might be smelling the big KO. Sotiropoulos is keeping his hands up as Pearson fires away. Sotiropoulos grabs a double, drags down Pearson, but Pearson gets back up. Uh oh. Sotiropoulos has Pearson’s back as Pearson is standing beside the fence. Pearson bucks Sotiropoulos off, but Sotiropoulos regains bach control as the round ends.

Rd 2) Sotiropoulos seems to have recovered. Pearson kicks low; Sotiropoulos counters with a straight right. High kick from Sotiropoulos. Body shot from Pearson. Pearson is winding up for the big one, it seems. Both men trade jabs. Sotiropoulos is finding his distance with the left jab. Another high kick from Sotiropoulos. Pearson lands a hard body shot with the right hand. Sotiropoulos counters, but a Pearson left hook drops Sotiropoulos. Sotiropoulos is wobbled again. Pearson’s left hook is getting through. Pearson slips after a left kick, but regains his footing. Another big Pearson left hits before the round ends.

Rd 3) A left hook from Pearson drops Sotiropoulos right away. Sotiropoulos gets up, but Pearson is hammering away. A straight left and a clobbering right hands drops Sotiropoulos, and the ref calls it off after Pearson lands one more right hand to a downed Sotiropoulos. Wow. Big power from Ross the boss. Ross Pearson wins via TKO at 41 seconds into the third.

Not a bad night of fights, CP. See you next time. Mk.

 

‘The Ultimate Fighter: Australia vs. U.K. – The Smashes’ Full Episode 1 [VIDEO]


(Team U.K. lightweight Colin “Freakshow” Fletcher: You’ll know him when you see him.)

The Ultimate Fighter: The Smashes premiered Wednesday in Australia and the U.K., pitting the George Sotiropoulos-led Aussies against Ross Pearson‘s gang of Brits. Needless to say, if you’re interested in seeing the UFC’s next wave of funny-accented fighters, we’ve got you covered. Check out the full episode #1 video after the jump, which features the guys moving into the TUF house — baller as hell, except for the bunk-beds — the standard f*ck-fueled pep-talk from Dana White, an immediate health crisis on Team U.K., and the first welterweight scrap between Benny Alloway (Team ‘Roo) vs. Valentino Petrescu (Team Queen).


(Team U.K. lightweight Colin “Freakshow” Fletcher: You’ll know him when you see him.)

The Ultimate Fighter: The Smashes premiered Wednesday in Australia and the U.K., pitting the George Sotiropoulos-led Aussies against Ross Pearson‘s gang of Brits. Needless to say, if you’re interested in seeing the UFC’s next wave of funny-accented fighters, we’ve got you covered. Check out the full episode #1 video after the jump, which features the guys moving into the TUF house — baller as hell, except for the bunk-beds — the standard f*ck-fueled pep-talk from Dana White, an immediate health crisis on Team U.K., and the first welterweight scrap between Benny Alloway (Team ‘Roo) vs. Valentino Petrescu (Team Queen).


(Props: YouTube/TUF)