Miesha Tate Returns to Action Against Julie Kedzie at ‘Strikeforce: Rousey vs. Kaufman’

Miesha Tate bikini photos MMA fighter Strikeforce hot
(It may not be the most conventional fight attire, but we’ll give Miesha a ton of fap style points for the effort.) 

It’s hard to believe that it’s only been a few short months since Miesha Tate nearly had her arm torn in two by Ronda Rousey in the their bantamweight championship showdown on March 3rd. It was undoubtedly one of the most heated (not to mention hyped) fights in WMMA history, and did not disappoint once the caged door closed. As it turns out, despite the fact that Meisha ended up coming short and losing her belt in the process, the fight didn’t even come close to squashing the beef between her and Rousey. How appropriate then, that it was recently announced that the former champ has been booked to take on Julie Kedzie at the same event that Rousey will attempt to defend her belt for the first time against Sarah Kaufman.

Is this just an attempt by Strikeforce to pack as many exciting fights as possible into their ever-decreasing number of cards, or rather an elaborate ploy to set up another post fight brawl that will in turn hype the inevitable rematch between Rousey and Tate?

Miesha Tate bikini photos MMA fighter Strikeforce hot
(It may not be the most conventional fight attire, but we’ll give Miesha a ton of fap style points for the effort.) 

It’s hard to believe that it’s only been a few short months since Miesha Tate nearly had her arm torn in two by Ronda Rousey in the their bantamweight championship showdown on March 3rd. It was undoubtedly one of the most heated (not to mention hyped) fights in WMMA history, and did not disappoint once the caged door closed. As it turns out, despite the fact that Meisha ended up coming short and losing her belt in the process, the fight didn’t even come close to squashing the beef between her and Rousey. How appropriate then, that it was recently announced that the former champ has been booked to take on Julie Kedzie at the same event that Rousey will attempt to defend her belt for the first time against Sarah Kaufman.

Is this just an attempt by Strikeforce to pack as many exciting fights as possible into their ever-decreasing number of cards, or rather an elaborate ploy to set up another post fight brawl that will in turn hype the inevitable rematch between Rousey and Tate? Only time will tell, Potato Nation, but we just hope we don’t have to see Brian Caraway taking on all of Team Cesar Gracie by himself. Dude’s got a hell of a chin, but it damn sure ain’t strong enough to deal with the Stockton curb stomp that the Diaz’s have perfected in such classic quarrels as “The Nashville Dissagreement on Post-Fight Ethics.

Tate will be given no easy comeback fight in Kedzie, who you might recognize as one of the announcers from the Invicta FC all-female card back in May. Currently 16-9 in professional competition, Kedzie is a third degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do who holds notable victories over Kaitlin Young and Jan Finney (aka that poor girl who was killed by Chris Cyborg back in 2010), Kedzie has not fought since coming up short against Alexis Davis at Strikeforce: Henderson vs. Fedor back in July of 2011.

Strikeforce: Rousey vs. Kaufman goes down on August 18th from the Valley View Casino Center in San Diego, California.

Who you like for this one, Potato Nation?

J. Jones

The Extremely Important Invicta FC 1 Watching Party

No way I’m not using this picture again.

What up, Potato Nation, it’s your boy ReX13 here at the Soldiers and Sailors Memorial Hall in Kansas City, ready to watch some ladies fight. I realize some of you have dirty-ass opinions about women’s MMA, and to you assholes I say this: I think there’s an NBA game on or something. Is the NFL draft still on? How’d my Carolina Panthers do? Actually, don’t answer that, just exit stage left. For the rest of you, let’s party: we got a badass card to watch.

Since the whole thing is streaming for free right here, I’m going to forego an actual play-by-play and just drop observations as the night goes on. I’m also ready to grab snapshots and video of the things you can’t see, so expect butt shots of Natasha Wicks. I’m all for girl power, but I also know what my Nation likes.

One more note: they are trying to disable the media with a light show and deafening dubstep. Pray for me.

Come on in, the show starts at 8pm ET. Until then, feel free to tweet your best #BadPickUpLinesAtInvictaFC at me, because I’m immature.

No way I’m not using this picture again.

What up, Potato Nation, it’s your boy ReX13 here at the Soldiers and Sailors Memorial Hall in Kansas City, ready to watch some ladies fight.  I realize some of you have dirty-ass opinions about women’s MMA, and to you assholes I say this: I think there’s an NBA game on or something.  Is the NFL draft still on? How’d my Carolina Panthers do?  Actually, don’t answer that, just exit stage left.  For the rest of you, let’s party: we got a badass card to watch.

Since the whole thing is streaming for free right here, I’m going to forego an actual play-by-play and just drop observations as the night goes on. I’m also ready to grab snapshots and video of the things you can’t see, so expect butt shots of Natasha Wicks.  I’m all for girl power, but I also know what my Nation likes.

One more note:  they are trying to disable the media with a light show and deafening dubstep.  Pray for me.

Come on in, the show starts at 8pm ET.  Until then, feel free to tweet your best #BadPickUpLinesAtInvictaFC at me, because I’m immature.

“Sassy” Cassie Rodish vs Meghan “The Babe” Wright

Getting started with some undercard action at 105 pounds, a class we call “atomweight”.  I think atomweight sounds pretty damn cool.

No glove touch, they mean business.  A few hooks thrown but Rodish wades in for a front headlock and ragdolls Wright to the ground, up against the cage.  It takes all of thirty-sex seconds for Cassie Rodish to secure a guillotine and get the tap.

 Ashley “Smashley” Cummins vs Sofia Bagherdai

Bagherdai was unable to make weight yesterday, and she’s visibly larger and stronger today.  Smashley ain’t care; she’s got my favorite mean mug since ever and she’s got the tenacity of a pit bull.  Bagherdai has reach and strength, but Cummins just doesn’t stop, uh, comin’.  Bagherdai’s accuracy leaves something to be desired, and I have a feeling no one really hits her hard in the gym.  Cummins stays in her face through three, working for takedowns and returning fire with four and five-punch combos.  I’ve got Smashley for all three rounds, but I’m still partially blind and deaf from the light show and club music.  The judges mostly agree with me though:  Cummins takes a unanimous decision.

 Randi Miller vs  “Miss” Mollie Estes

Pay attention, Nation: this is an Olympic athlete making her debut.  Miller has postponed her first match a few times, but she’s here to frate train some local talent.  If she does well, we’ll try to figure out a nickname.

Ok, maybe I sold Estes short — the fight doesn’t end as soon as the fighters clinch.  Estes does a fantastic job of staying on her feet, working short elbows and a series of knees in the clinch.  Meanwhile, Miller tries to finish a takedown, and she looks like she should just roll over her like a tank.  She manages to get the fight to the canvas in the second, but she’s unable to finish Estes, who manages to neutralize much of Miller’s offense until the last thirty seconds of the round.  Miller finishes to round in full mount on Estes, but can’t finish.  Round three starts with two exhausted fighters going on heart.  Estes has turned bright red, and Miller eventually manages to secure the takedown, and rains down some hammerfists.  Estes is wiped out, and the ref has seen enough.  Randi Miller wins her debut at 3:24 of the third via TKO (referee’s stoppage due to strikes).

Sarah “The KO Kid” Maloy vs Michele “Diablita” Gutierrez

These women want to throw leather — from Missouri. (It’s across the river.) Lot of fighting at looooooong range through the first two rounds, while my laptop says “fuckitall” and starts looking up computer porn or something.  I have a 10-10 first and a Maloy second.  Third round is fought a little closer, but mostly they seem hesitant to engage.  They wait for the ten-second warning, then start scrapping.  For reals?  Probably Maloy by a hair, but I think they shouldn’t keep fighting until one of these ladies gets hit.  Judges see it unanimously for Sarah “The KO Kid” Maloy, and I hate the DJ SO HARD.  Music just got stupid loud for no apparent reason, and I’m going to dropkick the speaker array next to press row.

Nicdali “The Night Queen” Rivera-Calanoc vs  Amy “Little Dynamite” Davis

These two took that cute “just a couple of BFFs” weigh-in picture, but they waste no time getting to business.  Davis threatens with a triangle early, but can’t finish.  She’s got some good boxing, but nothing big happens outside of messing up Rivera-Calanoc’s hair.   They continue the grappling contest in the second, and the end starts with Rivera-Calanoc hitting a takedown against the cage.  Davis manages to snare her opponent in a crucifix and throw some punches, loses it, and notices an arm just hanging out there.  With Rivera-Calanoc’s elbows so far from her body, it’s easy work for Davis to get wrist control and torque out for a kimura, getting the tap.  Amy Davis defeats Nicdali Rivera-Calanoc via submission (which the announcer calls a kimura choke — awesome?) at 3:47 of round 2.

“Slick” Sally Krumdiack vs  Sarah “The White Tiger” Schneider

Schneider comes out to a song she wrote and performed herself, so keep your comments to yourself, ALF.  Wow.  Schneider was motivated to fight in her hometwon, and she never gave Krumdiack a chance.  Schneider popped her right off the bat, and pulled guard after a bit of clinchwork in the Krumdiack corner.  Schneider throws a beautiful triangle-armbar combo, and Krumdiack has no choice but to tap.  That is a Tiger not to fuck with.  Sarah “The White Tiger” Schneider defeats “Slick” Sally Krumdiack via submission (armbar) at 3:01 of the first round.

Sarah “The Monster” D’Alelio vs Vanessa Mariscal

Fuck yes Vanessa Mariscal is coming out to “The Shortest Straw”, and while I’m supposed to be neutral, I hope she rips off D’Alelio’s head off and shits down her neck.  Then I change my mind because TOOL YOU GUYS HOLY FUCK THESE CHICKS ARE BADASS.  Insiders think this one will be bananas.  First round is a lot of D’Alelio on Mariscal’s back.  Mariscal, a short-notice injury replacement, stays cool and plays defense, and lasts out the round.  Round two starts with some stand and wang, but D’Alelio gets Mariscal’s back again, looking for a way to put the fight away.  She looks for an RNC, but decides just ground and pound will do.  The ref agrees, apparently, stopping the fight — perhaps a bit early, but Mariscal doesn’t seem too upset with the stoppage.  Sarah “The Monster” D’Alelio defeats Vanessa Mariscal via TKO (referee’s stoppage due to strikes) at 3:19 of round 2.

Kaitlin Young vs Leslie “The Peacemaker” Smith

It’s two rounds of kickboxing so far, and these women are throwing ten-piece combos like they’re KFC.  Yes, i’m getting lazy. Whatever, I wasn’t supposed to be doing a play by play anyway. (five minutes later…) That was three rounds of throwdown, ladies and gentlemen, now somebody tell me how chicks are boring again.  Amazing showing by both fighters.  Wish they could both win, but Kaitlin Young vs Leslie “Peacemaker” Smith is declared a SPLIT DRAW.  I had Smith winning, but I guess I can watch it again to decide later.  What say you, Nation?

Liz “The Girl-Rilla” Carmouche vs Ashleigh Curry

Bell rings, and it looks like Carmouche sticks Curry with a long straight punch before cramming her against the cage and taking her down.  It doesn’t take long for Carmouche to work to mount, and lays down the ground and pound.  Curry is completely lost on the ground, and the ref cuts the fight shortly after.  Liz “The Girl-Rilla” Carmouche defeats Ashleigh Curry via TKO (referee’s stoppage due to strike) at 1:58 of the first round. 

Side note:  Ran into Cris Cyborg during the intermission.  He’s really nice when he’s not roiding his tits off.

Jessica Penne vs Lisa Ellis

This is a fight that should have happened in Bellator, but Zoila Frausto fucked it all up.  Should be good.  Winner here makes a good argument for a top spot at 105.  Penne has skills, but she seems lacking in killer instinct.  She is the only person I’ve seen secure a crucifix from the bottom like that, though.  My god, this back and forth.  As they start the third, it’s an even fight until  Ellis catches a knee on the nose coming out of a clinch, and blood starts pouring like a faucet.  Ellis does her best to fight, but the blood is affecting her vision, plus I bet that hurts like a bitch.  Once Penne gets a superior position, it’s pretty much over.  Jessica Penne defeats Lisa Ellis via TKO (referee’s stoppage due to strikes) at  2:48 of the third round.

Now being announced:  Shayna Baszler vs Sarah McMann at the next Invicta card.  That’s some good matchmaking, kids.

Side note:  I’m ready to burn down this DJ’s house, with her and her cats in it. 

Time for the main event!

Marloes “Rumina” Coenen vs Romy Ruyssen

Coenen is hyped and ready to fight coming into the cage.  These two appear to dislike one another a bit.  They start with a little rangefinding, and clinch against the fence for some knees.  Referee stops the action to dock Ruyssen a point for grabbing the cage (?).  Ruyssen seems angry and willing to scrap, but I’m not seeing her as the high-level competition that Coenen deserves.  I say that, but after three rounds Coenen has been unable to put her opponent away, so what the fuck do I know?  Certainly, Ruyssen’s standup leaves much to be desired.  We’ll go top the judges for a decision:  Marloes “Rumina” Coenen defeats Romy Ruyssen via unanimous decision.  Who’s next for the default 145 champ?

Ok, Nation, I’m off to get some interviews (hopefully) and whatever kind of post-fight presser I can find.   Thanks for coming up, ya’ll, I’ll holler.

[RX]

Notes From the Invicta Weigh-Ins

 I don’t know how you have a staredown with a French accent, but I’m pretty sure Romy Ruyssen (right) is doing it.

So let’s get this out of the way:  I live in Kansas.

No, I don’t know what the hell a jayhawk is.  I’m not actually from here.

Anyways, Invicta Fighting Championships is going down just a short drive away in Kansas City, so I was quick to accept when I was offered a chance to be a member of the fight media for the inaugural Invicta FC card.

There were a few hiccups at the weigh-ins:  for some reason, they did not set up a raised platform for me to set up upon. As a result my pictures and video were of decidedly low quality. (As a recompense, please enjoy a few pictures courtesy of Invicta’s own photographer, Esther Lin.)

 I don’t know how you have a staredown with a French accent, but I’m pretty sure Romy Ruyssen (right) is doing it.

 

So let’s get this out of the way:  I live in Kansas.

No, I don’t know what the hell a jayhawk is.  I’m not actually from here.

Anyways, Invicta Fighting Championships is going down just a short drive away in Kansas City, so I was quick to accept when I was offered a chance to be a member of the fight media for the inaugural Invicta FC card.

There were a few hiccups at the weigh-ins:  for some reason, they did not set up a raised platform for me to set up upon. As a result my pictures and video were of decidedly low quality. (As a recompense, please enjoy a few pictures courtesy of Invicta’s own guest  photographer, Esther Lin.)

 

 

Nicdali Rivera-Calanoc and Amy Davis are going to the death, bro.

 

Four of twenty-two fighters missed weight, despite the emphasis Invicta co-founders Shannon Knapp and Janet Martin have have placed on establishing weight classes and staying away from catchweights.  Notably, Romy Ruyssen had a brutal cut, weighing in first at 150.4 pounds for her featherweight bout with Marloes Coenen.

Randi Miller, an Olympic wrestling medalist making her debut, also missed weight, also coming in five pounds (4.8, whatever) for a 145 pound bout.  For full results, check out my boy Rob Sargent at MMARising.com.

Hopefully, with a little stability in weight classes the women will be able to stop yo-yoing their body weights in order to get fights, and reliably make weight.

 

 

  Liz “The Girl-Rilla” Carmouche vs vs Ashleigh Curry, photobomb by  Manolo Hernandez, coach of Team Hurricane Awesome.  

During the weigh-ins, Hernandez Tweets:

“is watching an all lady Weigh-in Hot?” Yes if you’re the type to get a holocaust boner.

There, now you’re going to Hell, too.

 

 


Now, maybe Sarah “Big Monster” D’Alelio had a calculated makeover to make her appear more likely to sting you with a left jab and punt you in the neck — but it’s kinda working.  

 

Best #BadPickUpLinesAtInvictaFC (so far):

@12ozCurls:  You look really good after you’ve cut all that weight, can I buy you a glass of water?

@Jay_Spaceman: You’ve got great hands. I bet they make a mean sandwich.

 

Looks like a fun night of fights tomorrow.  Make sure you tune-in; I might do something crazy and wind up in the broadcast.

[RX]

Alexis Davis vs. Julie Kedzie is Not Kinda Like PG Porn

Strikeforce: Fedor vs. Henderson added Julie Kedzie vs. Alexis Davis to their fight card! Though we were all saddened that Gina Carano wasn’t medically cleared for her June return to Strikeforce—hey, what the hell? How.

Alexis Davis (left) and Julie Kedzie (right)

Strikeforce: Fedor vs. Henderson added Julie Kedzie vs. Alexis Davis to their fight card! Though we were all saddened that Gina Carano wasn’t medically cleared for her June return to Strikeforce—hey, what the hell? How come we were all down on Nate Marquardt‘s junk (*Note I said down, ’cause his testosterone is low…whatever, that joke totally went over your head) to give us the truth and we don’t even know what kept Carano from fighting??? We are so sexist! Regardless, thank you Strikeforce for this match up between two pretty smokin’ hot tough ladies, as you can see by my side by side comparison above.

We’re not excited because Alexis Davis and Julie Kedzie are pretty. If you’ve watched any of those Ultimate Female Sexual Wrestling porn videos, you’d know “pretty” isn’t exactly a requirement to get excited. We’re actually excited to see two very capable women slug it out, roll around, and choke each other in hopes that maybe one day Dana White will welcome them into the UFC Octagon.

So we look forward to seeing these girls in compromising positions as they’ve looked in past fights,

here:

Alexis Davis (black trunks) vs. Shayna Baszler

and here:

Julie Kedzie vs. Gina Carano

And if you clicked on this post hoping to see PG porn, you have problems you *semi-pervert, but you can totally check out some great PG porn with Sasha Grey: here and Craig Robinson from The Office: here.

(*semi-pervert only because the videos contain no actual sex, but they’re really funny.)

Hump Day Headlines with Stephanie Ann Cook

Chris Leben admits he’s scared to fight Wanderlei Silva at UFC 132. Someone at CagePotato was horny and bored and put together the top 11 Greatest MMA Ring Girl Videos of All Time and two.

Chris Leben admits he’s scared to fight Wanderlei Silva at UFC 132.

Someone at CagePotato was horny and bored and put together the top 11 Greatest MMA Ring Girl Videos of All Time and two of them (featuring Amber Nichole and Natasha Wicks) I produced! It’s nice to see all that time I spend studying porn pays off. Thanks CP!

TJ Grant gets sick; his fight against Charlie Brenneman removed from UFC on Versus 4 card this Sunday.

Strikeforce Challengers 18 features Jorge Gurgel vs. Joe Duarte.

Strikeforce: Fedor vs. Hendo card to include sexy Julie Kedzie vs. Alexis Davis.

UFC 137 featuring Georges St. Pierre vs. Nick Diaz expected to take place in Las Vegas, October 29th.

Amanda Nunes vs. Julie Kedzie Added to Strikeforce: Overeem vs. Werdum

Filed under: Strikeforce, NewsTwenty-two-year-old striking sensation Amanda Nunes will return to the cage on June 18, when she takes on veteran Julie Kedzie.

Strikeforce confirmed the matchup will take place on June 18’s Strikeforce: Overeem vs. Werdu…

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Twenty-two-year-old striking sensation Amanda Nunes will return to the cage on June 18, when she takes on veteran Julie Kedzie.

Strikeforce confirmed the matchup will take place on June 18’s Strikeforce: Overeem vs. Werdum event in Dallas.

Nunes made her U.S. debut on a January Strikeforce Challengers series card, knocking out fellow striker Julia Budd in just 14 seconds. The highlight-reel win opened many eyes and lifted Nunes’ name into the conversation of 145-pound contenders.

Nunes started her career with a submission loss in March 2008, but has since rattled off six straight wins, all via knockout or TKO.

Kedzie will be no easy test for her. The 30-year-old is 16-8 in her career and is riding a four-fight win streak, with her most recent victory coming against Kaitlin Young on April 9.

Strikeforce: Overeem vs. Werdum takes place at the American Airlines Center in Dallas, and also boasts Heavyweight Grand Prix fights with Josh Barnett facing Brett Rogers and Alistair Overeem taking on Fabricio Werdum in the main event.

 

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