Matt Brown: If I’m at My Best, GSP Doesn’t Stand a Chance in Hell Against Me

In the UFC, it’s extremely rare to win five bouts in a row and not be anywhere near the title conversation. However, if you’re 32-year-old veteran Matt Brown, that’s exactly the predicament he finds himself in leading up to his UFC on FOX Sports 1…

In the UFC, it’s extremely rare to win five bouts in a row and not be anywhere near the title conversation. 

However, if you’re 32-year-old veteran Matt Brown, that’s exactly the predicament he finds himself in leading up to his UFC on FOX Sports 1: #1 bout with Thiago Alves this August. 

While the heavy-handed striker wasn’t willing to call the fight with “The Pitbull” the biggest of his career, he acknowledged that it’s easily the toughest match up he’s had to date.

“Every fight is the biggest fight of your career,” Brown told Bleacher Report. “This one, I think, with the potential for what can happen after, could make it the biggest one. However, the last fight (before this) was the biggest one. Ya know, if you lose a fight, in the next one you need to get on the winning track. No doubt though, this is my toughest and highest regarded opponent.

Alves, well-known for his Muay Thai skills, has notched 11 knockouts in 19 career victories.

Despite that fact, the former Ultimate Fighter competitor has no reservations about standing and trading with his Brazilian counterpart. 

“I don’t hesitate to fight anyone in any area. We know where his strength is, but there’s holes in that too, just like there’s holes in my game,” Brown said succinctly.

While Brown wouldn’t predict the outcome of his August 17 showdown, he guaranteed the fans an exciting fight. 

“I’m going to be at my best, 100% well-prepared, ready to go to war. I expect this to be my toughest fight, but a “Fight of the Night” type of performance (as well).”

Unbeknownst to most fans, the Ohio native actually boasts the third best win streak in the UFC’s welterweight division, behind only champion Georges St-Pierre (11 wins) and upcoming title challenger Johny Hendricks (six wins). 

Brown indicated that he expects their UFC 167 showdown in November to be a pretty predictable affair, giving Hendricks a fighting chance, but not much more than that. 

“I can see Hendricks catching him, giving (GSP) some problems early. But, Hendricks seems pretty linear, simple, straightforward in his approach to fighting…all of his knockouts came from the same punch, the same set ups. Unless he brings something new to the table, I’d say GSP is prepared. It’s really hard to imagine Hendricks even being able to outwrestle St-Pierre. GSP by decision … (he) ain’t submitting or TKO-ing anybody.”

While he would not go as far as to call out the winner of that fight, Brown made it no secret he has title aspirations before he hangs up the gloves for good. 

“Whoever has the title I’d like to fight, but (if I get offered someone) other than that, it doesn’t really matter.”

In an ideal world, Brown would like to face “Rush” for the welterweight title in the foreseeable future a fight he thinks he can win decisively. 

“I would rather beat GSP (as opposed to Hendricks) since he’s probably going to be a hall-of-famer, a living legend: I want to beat the legend. GSP would not stand with me and would definitely look to take me down, but my wrestling is on a completely different level from what people have seen from me. I’ve been training with the Ohio ROTC wrestling team (in Columbus, Ohio) for years now, guys with Olympic aspirations, the best wrestling team in America. I don’t think GSP can wrestle as well as any of those guys.”

“The Immortal” not only believes he can negate St-Pierre’s wrestling, but he also thinks the French-Canadian superstar would be fearful of his aggression and knockout power.

“I think he’d be scared to get close enough to hit me because I’m not going to avoid anything he throws. I’m going to step right in the pocket and throw down. He’s not going to have any option but to be on the feet with me. Even if he has the skills to stand, he would not be able to handle my pressure, tenacity and desire to win. I think I’m one of the worst match ups for GSP.”

“Everyone thinks I’m delusional and crazy for thinking that, but I know who I am. If I go in there the best I can be, I know I’d destroy GSP. When I come in against GSP, I’m going in to take the belt from him, I’m not going to play around with the world title on the line. I’m 110% confident, if I show up at my best, he does not stand a chance in hell against me. This match up with Thiago is a far tougher match up for me than GSP.”

Brown is a perennial underdog, even after his recent career resurgence, which includes a 4-0 mark in 2012. 

As far as he’s concerned though, that’s just as well, joking that some friends got a little richer by betting on him in his most recent fight against Jordan Mein at UFC on FOX 8 in April.

Brown won the fight by round 2 TKO. 

“You know, the people that make the betting lines…I just take it for what it is. It’s not like they know anything about MMA. A lot of my friends won a lot of money on that fight. I assume I’m the underdog against Alves and that’s fine with me.” 

Surprisingly, he simply attributes turning his career around to “handling his distractions better,” and that he was “in a bad place mentally” during his 0-3 campaign in 2011. 

Three losses in the UFC more often than not means a fighter is getting cut, so that’s fully what Brown expected. 

After that, I really wasn’t even keeping up with MMA news since it was Thanksgiving time, so I was spending time with the family,” he said regarding various media reports that the UFC had cut ties with him after a loss Brian Foster at UFC 123.

“I just assumed I was cut, reading a news story would’ve just confirmed what I already thought. I was shocked when my manager called and said ‘You’ve got an early Christmas present, you aren’t cut from the UFC.'”  

Despite his current hot streak, Brown remains unranked by the UFC, as well as most media outlets that compile top-10 lists of the best fighters in each weight class.

The fan friendly brawler sees it as standard procedure that he’s still being overlooked and basically sees rankings, besides the official ones compiled by the UFC, as pointless. 

“I’m not surprised I’m still unranked. The people that make the rankings … they don’t know what they’re talking about. How many of those guys are former professional fighters, martial arts experts? They’re journalists, fans…who can have respected opinions, but unless your actually a fighter, how can you know? I think it’s necessary for the fans and it makes sense for the UFC to have their official rankings. Otherwise, media rankings don’t mean much (to me). 

As is par for the course leading up to UFC 162, it was imperative that Brown gave his opinion on the headlining middleweight title fight between Anderson Silva and Chris Weidman.

While he is rooting for “The All-American,” Brown was very clear that his pick is Silva.

“It’s hard to bet against Anderson, especially against someone whose only had nine fights. He’s definitely never fought anybody like Anderson. At the same time, (Weidman) is probably one of the worst match ups for a guy like Anderson. I’ll be rooting for Chris Weidman, I’ve met him and hung out with him a few times, but to put a guy with nine fights against Anderson…we know what Anderson can do, we don’t know what Chris Weidman can do.”

“We haven’t seen Chris Weidman in those kind of waters before. Anderson Silva has defended his title more times (10) than Weidman has fought. We’ve never seen Weidman in trouble or even just a really tough three-round fight…just so many things about him we haven’t seen. I think it’s crazy to pick Weidman over Anderson based on what we know.”

Brown also addressed an old internet rumor that his nickname came from a heroin overdose years ago, which he obviously survived. In this case, the rumor is actually true. 

“My friends started calling me ‘The Immortal’ after a heroin overdose in either 2002 and 2003 and I’ve had other brushes with death besides that,” he recalled. “A fight promoter on the regional scene just threw the name out there before a fight one time, and it just stuck. I never actually wanted the nickname, but I started to like it after that.”

Finally, while it wasn’t on purpose, Brown credits MMA for getting his life moving on the right track. 

“I was naive at the time (of the heroin overdose), I didn’t understand what I’d done and how big of a deal it actually was. Over time, I started realizing how far I was going in the wrong direction and how much I needed change. I started training MMA because I enjoyed it and eventually I realized I enjoyed that more than partying.”

With a victory over a former UFC title challenger in Thiago Alves this August, Brown would have a serious case to get a crack at the welterweight gold sooner than later. 

 

Follow Matt Brown on Twitter.

 

All quotes obtained firsthand by Bleacher Report unless otherwise noted.

John Heinis is a Featured Columnist for Bleacher Report. He is also the MMA Editor for eDraft.com and contributes MMA videos to The Young Turks Sports Show. 

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Matt Brown: If I’m at My Best, GSP Doesn’t Stand a Chance in Hell Against Me

In the UFC, it’s extremely rare to win five bouts in a row and not be anywhere near the title conversation. However, if you’re 32-year-old veteran Matt Brown, that’s exactly the predicament he finds himself in leading up to his UFC on FOX Sports 1…

In the UFC, it’s extremely rare to win five bouts in a row and not be anywhere near the title conversation. 

However, if you’re 32-year-old veteran Matt Brown, that’s exactly the predicament he finds himself in leading up to his UFC on FOX Sports 1: #1 bout with Thiago Alves this August. 

While the heavy-handed striker wasn’t willing to call the fight with “The Pitbull” the biggest of his career, he acknowledged that it’s easily the toughest match up he’s had to date.

“Every fight is the biggest fight of your career,” Brown told Bleacher Report. “This one, I think, with the potential for what can happen after, could make it the biggest one. However, the last fight (before this) was the biggest one. Ya know, if you lose a fight, in the next one you need to get on the winning track. No doubt though, this is my toughest and highest regarded opponent.

Alves, well-known for his Muay Thai skills, has notched 11 knockouts in 19 career victories.

Despite that fact, the former Ultimate Fighter competitor has no reservations about standing and trading with his Brazilian counterpart. 

“I don’t hesitate to fight anyone in any area. We know where his strength is, but there’s holes in that too, just like there’s holes in my game,” Brown said succinctly.

While Brown wouldn’t predict the outcome of his August 17 showdown, he guaranteed the fans an exciting fight. 

“I’m going to be at my best, 100% well-prepared, ready to go to war. I expect this to be my toughest fight, but a “Fight of the Night” type of performance (as well).”

Unbeknownst to most fans, the Ohio native actually boasts the third best win streak in the UFC’s welterweight division, behind only champion Georges St-Pierre (11 wins) and upcoming title challenger Johny Hendricks (six wins). 

Brown indicated that he expects their UFC 167 showdown in November to be a pretty predictable affair, giving Hendricks a fighting chance, but not much more than that. 

“I can see Hendricks catching him, giving (GSP) some problems early. But, Hendricks seems pretty linear, simple, straightforward in his approach to fighting…all of his knockouts came from the same punch, the same set ups. Unless he brings something new to the table, I’d say GSP is prepared. It’s really hard to imagine Hendricks even being able to outwrestle St-Pierre. GSP by decision … (he) ain’t submitting or TKO-ing anybody.”

While he would not go as far as to call out the winner of that fight, Brown made it no secret he has title aspirations before he hangs up the gloves for good. 

“Whoever has the title I’d like to fight, but (if I get offered someone) other than that, it doesn’t really matter.”

In an ideal world, Brown would like to face “Rush” for the welterweight title in the foreseeable future a fight he thinks he can win decisively. 

“I would rather beat GSP (as opposed to Hendricks) since he’s probably going to be a hall-of-famer, a living legend: I want to beat the legend. GSP would not stand with me and would definitely look to take me down, but my wrestling is on a completely different level from what people have seen from me. I’ve been training with the Ohio ROTC wrestling team (in Columbus, Ohio) for years now, guys with Olympic aspirations, the best wrestling team in America. I don’t think GSP can wrestle as well as any of those guys.”

“The Immortal” not only believes he can negate St-Pierre’s wrestling, but he also thinks the French-Canadian superstar would be fearful of his aggression and knockout power.

“I think he’d be scared to get close enough to hit me because I’m not going to avoid anything he throws. I’m going to step right in the pocket and throw down. He’s not going to have any option but to be on the feet with me. Even if he has the skills to stand, he would not be able to handle my pressure, tenacity and desire to win. I think I’m one of the worst match ups for GSP.”

“Everyone thinks I’m delusional and crazy for thinking that, but I know who I am. If I go in there the best I can be, I know I’d destroy GSP. When I come in against GSP, I’m going in to take the belt from him, I’m not going to play around with the world title on the line. I’m 110% confident, if I show up at my best, he does not stand a chance in hell against me. This match up with Thiago is a far tougher match up for me than GSP.”

Brown is a perennial underdog, even after his recent career resurgence, which includes a 4-0 mark in 2012. 

As far as he’s concerned though, that’s just as well, joking that some friends got a little richer by betting on him in his most recent fight against Jordan Mein at UFC on FOX 8 in April.

Brown won the fight by round 2 TKO. 

“You know, the people that make the betting lines…I just take it for what it is. It’s not like they know anything about MMA. A lot of my friends won a lot of money on that fight. I assume I’m the underdog against Alves and that’s fine with me.” 

Surprisingly, he simply attributes turning his career around to “handling his distractions better,” and that he was “in a bad place mentally” during his 0-3 campaign in 2011. 

Three losses in the UFC more often than not means a fighter is getting cut, so that’s fully what Brown expected. 

After that, I really wasn’t even keeping up with MMA news since it was Thanksgiving time, so I was spending time with the family,” he said regarding various media reports that the UFC had cut ties with him after a loss Brian Foster at UFC 123.

“I just assumed I was cut, reading a news story would’ve just confirmed what I already thought. I was shocked when my manager called and said ‘You’ve got an early Christmas present, you aren’t cut from the UFC.'”  

Despite his current hot streak, Brown remains unranked by the UFC, as well as most media outlets that compile top-10 lists of the best fighters in each weight class.

The fan friendly brawler sees it as standard procedure that he’s still being overlooked and basically sees rankings, besides the official ones compiled by the UFC, as pointless. 

“I’m not surprised I’m still unranked. The people that make the rankings … they don’t know what they’re talking about. How many of those guys are former professional fighters, martial arts experts? They’re journalists, fans…who can have respected opinions, but unless your actually a fighter, how can you know? I think it’s necessary for the fans and it makes sense for the UFC to have their official rankings. Otherwise, media rankings don’t mean much (to me). 

As is par for the course leading up to UFC 162, it was imperative that Brown gave his opinion on the headlining middleweight title fight between Anderson Silva and Chris Weidman.

While he is rooting for “The All-American,” Brown was very clear that his pick is Silva.

“It’s hard to bet against Anderson, especially against someone whose only had nine fights. He’s definitely never fought anybody like Anderson. At the same time, (Weidman) is probably one of the worst match ups for a guy like Anderson. I’ll be rooting for Chris Weidman, I’ve met him and hung out with him a few times, but to put a guy with nine fights against Anderson…we know what Anderson can do, we don’t know what Chris Weidman can do.”

“We haven’t seen Chris Weidman in those kind of waters before. Anderson Silva has defended his title more times (10) than Weidman has fought. We’ve never seen Weidman in trouble or even just a really tough three-round fight…just so many things about him we haven’t seen. I think it’s crazy to pick Weidman over Anderson based on what we know.”

Brown also addressed an old internet rumor that his nickname came from a heroin overdose years ago, which he obviously survived. In this case, the rumor is actually true. 

“My friends started calling me ‘The Immortal’ after a heroin overdose in either 2002 and 2003 and I’ve had other brushes with death besides that,” he recalled. “A fight promoter on the regional scene just threw the name out there before a fight one time, and it just stuck. I never actually wanted the nickname, but I started to like it after that.”

Finally, while it wasn’t on purpose, Brown credits MMA for getting his life moving on the right track. 

“I was naive at the time (of the heroin overdose), I didn’t understand what I’d done and how big of a deal it actually was. Over time, I started realizing how far I was going in the wrong direction and how much I needed change. I started training MMA because I enjoyed it and eventually I realized I enjoyed that more than partying.”

With a victory over a former UFC title challenger in Thiago Alves this August, Brown would have a serious case to get a crack at the welterweight gold sooner than later. 

 

Follow Matt Brown on Twitter.

 

All quotes obtained firsthand by Bleacher Report unless otherwise noted.

John Heinis is a Featured Columnist for Bleacher Report. He is also the MMA Editor for eDraft.com and contributes MMA videos to The Young Turks Sports Show. 

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The Fighting Life: The Education of Thiago Alves Pt. 1

The life of a professional fighter is filled with uncertainty. Their successes and failures play out in the public eye for all to see. When the cage door closes and the battle of wills begins, it becomes a matter of opportunity. One walks away victor…

The life of a professional fighter is filled with uncertainty. Their successes and failures play out in the public eye for all to see.

When the cage door closes and the battle of wills begins, it becomes a matter of opportunity. One walks away victorious, the other defeated, the outcome sometimes determined by only the slightest of margins.

What happens under the bright lights is what the fans are left to debate, but rarely are they given a glimpse into what it takes to make the walk to the cage in the first place.

This is what the climb looks like—told in their words. This is “The Fighting Life.”

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The ever-changing tides of life often makes opportunity a difficult thing to recognize. Circumstance dictates maturity, and without a readiness to make the most of the moment, the ability to capitalize on the chance provided greatly diminishes.

In the realm of professional fighting, timing means everything both in and out of the cage. Natural talent only provides the foundation for a career to begin. In most cases, it takes a fighter seizing the moment presented for traction to be found and process of progression to get under way.

Whether this comes in the heat of battle, when an opponent’s mistake opens a split-second window to to unleash an attack, or it comes in the form of a phone call from the biggest promotion in mixed martial arts, the ability to recognize the situation at hand and make it count is what ultimately allows a dream once believed to be unachievable to become reality.

For Thiago Alves, emerging from poverty-stricken roots in Fortaleza, Brazil to become one of the best welterweight fighters on the planet, was made possible by his ability to capture opportunity when it has arisen. It has been a journey filled with success and setbacks alike, but the education provided throughout, and Alves’ ability to rise above hardships, has taught the 29-year-old the importance of positivity and that hard work truly does pay off.

In some form or fashion, the American Top Team staple has been fighting his entire life. From his days competing in bare-knuckle bouts to put scraps in his pockets, to displaying a level of skill that has made him one of the most feared strikers in the world, Alves’ quest to improve his quality of life has been successful.

While his ultimate dream of becoming a UFC champion is yet to be realized, his appreciation for what hard work and determination has made possible, are things Alves never fails be thankful for.

“When I was growing up, I was always a little chubby kid because I came from a family of bakers,” Alves told Bleacher Report in an exclusive interview. “I needed to get in shape because if I didn’t, girls wouldn’t pay any attention to me. I used to watch a lot of Bruce Lee and Jean-Claude Van Damme movies and saw a Thai Boxing gym right by house. I was 13 years old and decided to join in. I fell in love with combat sports.

“I was supposed to fight in an amateur tournament along with a few other local kids, but the kid I was supposed to fight pulled out two weeks from the fight. His gym wasn’t far from my house and I went in there to do some training, and his coach asked if I wanted to spar with his guys. I agreed and dropped the first kid in two minutes. Then he sent the second one and I dropped that kid quickly as well. That is when I realized fighting was something I could be good at. When I was 14 years old, I had my first amateur fight, and at 15, became a professional Muay Thai fighter.

“My first competition was against a 25-year-old, grown ass man, who had a bunch of fights already under his belt. My coach at the time had just come back from Holland, and the technical level we were training at was far superior. He trusted my ability and the work he had put into me, and we took the fight. It was a five-round fight, three minutes with one minute of rest in between. I beat him up for the first three rounds, but the last two rounds I got tired, and he ended up getting the best of me at the end. That was my first professional Muay Thai fight. Even though the last two rounds were rough, I still won and I knew right there I had what it took to be a good fighter.

“Over the next two years I continued to compete, and when I was 17 years old, I fought Gleison Tibau, who is one of my teammates now at American Top Team. There was no boxing commission or anything like that at the time, and Tibau already had like nine pro fights. He was at least 15-20 pounds bigger than me at the time. I was still growing up, but you’ve seen the way Tibau is built.

“We went to war, and it was Pride rules, where the first round is 10 minutes with a five-minute second round. During the first round, we scrapped for like nine minutes going back and forth from the ground to trading punches on our feet. When he would take me down, I had zero experience with jiu-jitsu. I would just muscle him off me and every time we stood up, I would hurt him.

“The final 30 seconds, his eye was cut open and his lip busted up, and I put my hand on his throat to throw a punch and he caught me with an armbar. I had no idea what to do, and the way he caught me, I was face down on the mat with him flipped over stomach down. I was looking at my coach asking what to do and he said I needed to tap. I did what he told me to do and I tapped out. That was my first loss in mixed martial arts, but I fell in love with MMA that night. I decided right there I wanted to get as good as I possibly could at mixed martial arts.

“After my fight with Tibau, I started training properly and did 12 more fights in Brazil. The first five were bare knuckles and there was barely any pay for them. They would bring you out there to fight and give you $100. You would get in there and scrap bare knuckles, which is pretty hardcore, but that is how it used to be back in the day.”

As Alves continued to develop his skill set, it became apparent a change of scenery was needed in order for him to prepare to face a higher level of competition. In Brazil, mixed martial arts has been a thriving sport for decades, with the two most dominant teams being the Brazilian Top Team and the notorious striker squad Chute Boxe.

When the time arrived for “Pitbull” to compete on the biggest stages in Brazil, he found himself surrounded by fighters he had looked up to for years. Alves was admittedly intimidated at first, but once he let his hands go, everything fell into place and the talented young Muay Thai fighter found success in mixed martial arts. Little did he know at the time, but those performances would ultimately lead to his life being changed forever.

“My last fights in Brazil were for Bitetti Combat, and my first match came against Fabio Holanda, who was a BTT fighter. Back in the day, BTT and Chute Boxe were huge in Brazil, and Holanda had guys like Maurillo Bustamante and the Nogueira brothers in his corner. I saw those guys fighting on television and was a bit intimidated. But my coach made me focus on the task at hand and reminded me I wasn’t fighting those guys…just Holanda.

“I beat him up and ended up winning the fight by unanimous decision. After the fight I was invited to join Chute Boxe but I also heard Top Team was bringing on fighters all over the world. Marcus Aurelio is from the same city I’m from in Brazil, and I contacted him to give him my profile. I had never really met him before, but he had heard some good things about me. He took my profile with him to America and showed it to Master Ricardo Liborio and Dan Lambert, who owns American Top Team.

“Before I went to America, I went to train at Chute Boxe for two weeks because they promised me a bunch of great things, but when I got there, things weren’t how they said they were going to be. My family couldn’t support me living in Curitiba. It is a different state than where I’m from, Fortaleza, and my family didn’t have the money for me to be there training. I was there for 10 days when Marcus Aurelio called me to give me the great news that American Top Team picked me. I packed my bags and made up some story that my grandmother was sick and then I left for America. Thank God for that.”

Once Alves’ place at American Top Team was made official, he left the small town of Fortaleza behind and set off for America. With barely any money to his name and huge language barrier ahead of him, Alves knew adjusting to the American way of life was going to be a difficult process. Nevertheless, the opportunity to progress his fighting career and make better money doing so was something the 19-year-old couldn’t pass up.

“It was really hard for me to adjust to American culture,” Alves said. “We are from such a small place in Brazil, and we thought Fortaleza was the center of the world. I had never traveled much, only to the local places I fought in. I had never gone to Sao Paulo before and still to this day I’ve never been to Rio. When I got on the plane to come to America, it was only the second time in my life I had ever been on a plane. But moving to America was a great opportunity, and they were giving a salary to the fighters at ATT. It wasn’t much, but it was enough for me to survive and send money back to my family in Brazil.

“At the time, our family situation wasn’t very comfortable because my mother and father had a falling out. For five years, my dad pretty much went on his rampage and didn’t want to deal with anything. My mom is my hero, and she made sure we stayed together. She had every opportunity to leave my father but she decided to stick with him, and I’m very thankful for her making that choice. Things have changed now and we all have a great relationship, but it was very hard at the time. Family is everything to me.

“Coming here to America was very challenging. Being away from my mother was tough, and I spoke no English. I knew two words—’thank you’ and ‘money’. Those are two solid words, but that was the extent of my English.

“I had $70 in my pocket before I left Brazil,” Alves added. “All my friends got together to throw a going-away party and they came up with $20 for me. I have a lot of friends, dude, and combined they came up with like $21 and some change for me. It’s all they had, and we were all very poor growing up. We weren’t wealthy by any stretch, but I never really thought about it because we always had food on the table and were happy.

“When I got to America they had a house we could live in and a car to transport us back and forth to the gym. I also got $225 a week, and that was way more money than I ever had before. I thought I was a millionaire. The transfer rate for the American dollar to the money we used in Brazil was like three to one, and my $225 was like $700 in Brazilian money. I was able to send most of it back to my family and help them get out of a bad situation. I’ve been through some bad things in my life, but I’ve always been very thankful for the support I get from my family.”

 

Stay tuned for the second installment of The Fighting Life: Thiago Alves coming tomorrow.

Duane Finley is a featured columnist with Bleacher Report. All quotes are obtained firsthand unless noted otherwise.

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Rock-Bottom Alert: Ken Shamrock Asks Strangers to Call him for $11.99 per Minute


“Okay, so I’m making a living as a fake fighter. Things can only get better from here, right?”

If history is any indication, it’ll only be a matter of time before this headline becomes tragically outdated. Ken Shamrock has gone from taking lopsided beatdowns from Tito Ortiz, to taking them from the UFC’s lawyers, to accusations of juicing himself in order to get out fighting Kimbo Slice, to testing positive for steroids after beating up a fat guy, to submitting to leg-kicks from Pedro Rizzo, to beating up another fat guy with the help of an eye poke, to losing to Mike Bourke after his leg gave out while going backwards (seriously), to hitting a “heavyset” woman that he thought was a guy. The point I’m trying to make is that whenever things look like they can’t possibly get any worse for the guy, we see his name in the news and think to ourselves, “Yep, I really should have seen this coming.”

That being said, you know things aren’t exactly good for somebody when…you know what, I’ll just let this press release sent to Cagepotato.com yesterday explain:

Maryland, 29 th October 2012 [Author’s Note: The date was wrong, so I figured things weren’t exactly off to a promising start…] – UFC Hall of Famer Ken Shamrock has announced the launch of his own fundraising chat line, allowing fans of the legendary icon to call him directly on his cell phone.

His service is part of growing micro-access phenomenon, whereby well-known public figures can connect anonymously by phone with their followers on a pay-per-minute basis.


“Okay, so I’m making a living as a fake fighter. Things can only get better from here, right?”

If history is any indication, it’ll only be a matter of time before this headline becomes tragically outdated. Ken Shamrock has gone from taking lopsided beatdowns from Tito Ortiz, to taking them from the UFC’s lawyers, to accusations of juicing himself in order to get out fighting Kimbo Slice, to testing positive for steroids after beating up a fat guy, to submitting to leg-kicks from Pedro Rizzo, to beating up another fat guy with the help of an eye poke, to losing to Mike Bourke after his leg gave out while going backwards (seriously), to hitting a “heavyset” woman that he thought was a guy. The point I’m trying to make is that whenever things look like they can’t possibly get any worse for the guy, we see his name in the news and think to ourselves, “Yep, I really should have seen this coming.”

That being said, you know things aren’t exactly good for somebody when…you know what, I’ll just let this press release sent to Cagepotato.com yesterday explain:

Maryland, 29 th October 2012 [Author’s Note: The date was wrong, so I figured things weren’t exactly off to a promising start…] – UFC Hall of Famer Ken Shamrock has announced the launch of his own fundraising chat line, allowing fans of the legendary icon to call him directly on his cell phone.

His service is part of growing micro-access phenomenon, whereby well-known public figures can connect anonymously by phone with their followers on a pay-per-minute basis.

Calls to the UFC celebrity are priced at $11.99 per minute, and he will join a growing list of sports luminaries who have agreed to have fans call them directly.

That’s right, Ken Shamrock is now allowing strangers to call his cell phone for money, through a service called Call a Champ. So all of you Ken Shamrock fans out there who have at least $11.99 that you haven’t already thrown into a woodchipper can buy a conversation with “The World’s Most Dangerous Man” himself. Maybe you’re just dying to ask him why he never fought Dan Severn over at Juggalo Championship Wrestling. Or maybe you want to know where to buy a good steak in Reno. Or maybe you just want to buy an incredibly awkward conversation with the former champion, where you can gush over his achievements while he occasionally says “Thanks, I appreciate that.” Regardless, you now have an outlet for all of this, and at $11.99 per minute, I imagine that the line will almost never be busy.

But the fun doesn’t stop there, unfortunately. Be sure to read Shamrock’s biography on the Call a Champ website, where the author talks about MMA and professional wrestling as if they’re the same thing:

Mixed Martial Arts is the fastest growing sport in the world today, and Ken Shamrock, as one of the sport’s founding athletes, is among the most widely recognized of the MMA fighters. With Shamrock’s unparalleled impact on the sport as a fighter and wrestler, he can only be described as an icon. Best known for his participation in the Ultimate Fighting Championships, The World Wrestling Federation, Pride Fighting Championships, Pancrase and Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, no other fighter possesses the credentials that have rightfully earned Shamrock the title coined by ABC of “The World’s Most Dangerous Man.”

If you’re looking for yet another reason to give up on life today, check out some of the other “well-known public figures” that have signed up for Call a Champ. If you happen to be a die-hard New York Giants fan, you can call Chris Calloway and ask him to apologize for every terrible Giants team of the mid-90s. If you’d rather talk to a champion, you can talk to Reuben Droughns, who was the fourth-string running back for the New York Giants when they won Super Bowl XLII, and is now an assistant coach for a Serbian football team. You can also call 1989′s NBA Sixth Man of the Year, Eddie Johnson, Loyola Marymount University Hall of Famer Bo Kimble and the first American to win a gold medal in inverted aerial skiing, Nikki Stone. So yeah, this service by no means comes off as a way for broke former pros to see if anyone will pay money to talk to them.

Granted, Ken Shamrock isn’t the first MMA fighter to sign up for something like this; for only $100, Thiago Alves will send you a recorded message! I guess the difference here is that unlike Ken Shamrock, Thiago Alves is still relevant in MMA, can still make money by fighting, and can almost sort-of justify the $100 talk-to-Pitbull fee.

Forgive me if it seems like I’ve been harping on this, but where does Ken Shamrock think he’s going to find people willing to pay $11.99 per minute to talk to him when he hasn’t been relevant in years? He’s not providing THAT kind of phone service, is he? Let me re-read that disclaimer at the top of Ken’s page

We offer discreet one on one talk with Ken Shamrock! If Ken Shamrock is not by the phone or on another line your account balance will not be deducted. All calls are private and fully confidential. No one listens in and calls are never recorded.

…guys?

@SethFalvo

UFC 153: 5 Fights for Erick Silva to Take Next

Despite looking like an overwhelmed rookie opposite Jon Fitch at UFC 153, talented welterweight prospect Erick Silva still possesses a bright future in the UFC.He was simply at the wrong place at the wrong time.In the end, the defeat could very well he…

Despite looking like an overwhelmed rookie opposite Jon Fitch at UFC 153, talented welterweight prospect Erick Silva still possesses a bright future in the UFC.

He was simply at the wrong place at the wrong time.

In the end, the defeat could very well help the Brazilian mature as a fighter, like Georges St-Pierre’s loss to Matt Hughes at UFC 50 did for him.

With that said, assuming Silva can quickly regroup and fix his mistakes, here are five fights he should take on next.

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UFC on Fox 4 Results: Fights for Mike Swick to Take Next

Mike Swick finally stepped back into the Octagon after two-plus years of being on the shelf. Injuries and medical conditions prevented the AKA product from making a return to the UFC, but Swick was finally able to fight once more.Swick stepped into the…

Mike Swick finally stepped back into the Octagon after two-plus years of being on the shelf. Injuries and medical conditions prevented the AKA product from making a return to the UFC, but Swick was finally able to fight once more.

Swick stepped into the cage to face off against DaMarques Johnson, who himself is a tough opponent. Johnson had a few moments of success and looked to be close to obtaining a victory but Swick persevered through the rough times.

In the end Swick would end the fight with a huge right hand on the ground and turn the lights out for Johnson.

The performance was a sort of mixed bag for Swick, as he did achieve victory but was clearly rocked on a few occasions. The victory for Swick marked the culmination of nearly two years of hard work, but the question now is, where does Swick go from here?

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