Brittney Palmer Photos Inspired by “Showgirls” Movie

Our friends at MMA 30 have launched a series of photo shoots based on iconic Las Vegas films to pay tribute to the city that launched the MMA sport. Their first in the series is with UFC Octagon goddess, Brittney Palmer as she does her best “Showgirls” impression. It wasn’t too much of a stretch […]

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Our friends at MMA 30 have launched a series of photo shoots based on iconic Las Vegas films to pay tribute to the city that launched the MMA sport. Their first in the series is with UFC Octagon goddess, Brittney Palmer as she does her best “Showgirls” impression. It wasn’t too much of a stretch for Palmer, who is a former burlesque dancer. The photos are amazing because a naked Brittney Palmer with all her curves is 100 percent hotter than a naked Elizabeth Berkley. Check out the pictures from her shoot below and watch the behind-the-scenes segment from MMA 30 by checking listings here.




New Edith Labelle Pictures! In a Related Note…There’s No Way I Can Stand Up Right Now.

Heyman Hustle posted new online pics of former UFC Octagon Girl, Edith Labelle. The pics start off kind of boring ’cause she’s wearing this light blue mesh top that I can’t see through and a blue jean skirt. But about 10 shots in, Labelle seems to catch on to the hum drum path this […]

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Heyman Hustle posted new online pics of former UFC Octagon Girl, Edith Labelle. The pics start off kind of boring ’cause she’s wearing this light blue mesh top that I can’t see through and a blue jean skirt. But about 10 shots in, Labelle seems to catch on to the hum drum path this photo shoot is taking and quickly pulls at her blouse then removes all bottom clothing. It’s that kind of aim-to-please attitude that makes us miss her fondly.

We weeded out all the good pics from the pictorial and posted below. You’re welcome.






Arianny Celeste Straddling a Chair and Topless for FHM Australia (VIDEO)

While in Sydney for UFC 127, the always eager to please Arianny Celeste did us all a nice favor and stripped down to her undies and straddled a chair for FHM (Australia) Magazine. Then she did us one further kind gesture by stripping off her bra and wearing only a pencil skirt with windblown hair. […]

While in Sydney for UFC 127, the always eager to please Arianny Celeste did us all a nice favor and stripped down to her undies and straddled a chair for FHM (Australia) Magazine. Then she did us one further kind gesture by stripping off her bra and wearing only a pencil skirt with windblown hair. The issue doesn’t come out until May but enjoy the video below which is appropriately set to a soft core porn tune that may be available for download on Itunes.

Arianny Celeste Maxim 2012 Calendar Photo Shoot

Arianny Celeste tweeted about a new video for her latest photo shoot. It’s a Maxim 2012 Calendar shoot and looks like a lot of fun, but i couldn’t manage to embed the video, so just head here and click on Video 3. I know… You gotta be real technically savvy these days to see […]

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Arianny Celeste tweeted about a new video for her latest photo shoot. It’s a Maxim 2012 Calendar shoot and looks like a lot of fun, but i couldn’t manage to embed the video, so just head here and click on Video 3. I know… You gotta be real technically savvy these days to see someone half-naked who you’ve already seen completely naked. Um… but she’s worth it.

Arianny Celeste is Good in a Threesome

We all recall the dynamic Octagon Girl duo that kicked off our interest in the UFC promotion, Amber Nicole and Rachelle Leah. But somewhere along the way, Nicole dropped off and we got this threesome:
Then we sadly lost Leah to television hosting gigs and for some brief period that I don’t even recall, we got […]

We all recall the dynamic Octagon Girl duo that kicked off our interest in the UFC promotion, Amber Nicole and Rachelle Leah. But somewhere along the way, Nicole dropped off and we got this threesome:

Rachelle Leah,  Arianny Celeste,  Ali Sonoma

Rachelle Leah, Arianny Celeste, Ali Sonoma

Then we sadly lost Leah to television hosting gigs and for some brief period that I don’t even recall, we got this threesome:

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Anne Rivera, Arianny Celeste, Ali Sonoma

Then I honestly have no clue why Anne Rivera split the team, but we also lost Ali Sonoma as she went off to almost marry this guy, (which makes us wonder how insane she must be). But that lead us to this threesome:

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Arianny Celeste, Edith Labelle, Logan Stanton

And then Edith Labelle got fired for being drunk and hungover and missing UFC 100 or something so we were given this threesome:

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Logan Stanton, Holly Madison, Arianny Celeste

But Holly Madison was just a surprise replacement and not really an option ’cause she’s a celebrity so they held a search for the next UFC Ring Girl and we got, this threesome:

Logan Stanton,  Arianny Celeste,  Natasha Wicks

Logan Stanton, Arianny Celeste, Natasha Wicks

Then some bad shit must have happened and we were told part of it had to do with this interview Logan Stanton and Natasha Wicks gave to us saying Josh Koscheck faked an eye poke: here and so they were released from their contracts and then we got Chandella Powell and we were still okay with it ’cause we didn’t lose Arianny but then we were like, “Hey UFC! Can we please get another girl?” and UFC said, “Hold on, we’re absorbing WEC and by the first of the new year you’ll get this threesome“:

Chandella Powell,  Arianny Celeste,  Brittney Palmer

Chandella Powell, Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer

We like our 2011 trio quite a bit, but we have to admit, we still miss the original three. Props to UFC for always knowing that no matter what threesome you give us, it better include Arianny Celeste.  But if we could…we’d go back here again:

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Ali Sonoma, Rachelle Leah, Arianny Celeste

Can the UFC Octagon Girls Outshine the Jersey Shore Girls on Their Own Turf?

UFC 128 hits the Prudential Center in New Jersey this Saturday night, and as we write this our favorite Octagon Girls are landing in Jersey territory. But can our UFC lovelies stand up to the “Jersey Shore” girls if heaven forbid a fist pumping smash outbreak occurs…and what on earth exactly would that be? […]

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UFC 128 hits the Prudential Center in New Jersey this Saturday night, and as we write this our favorite Octagon Girls are landing in Jersey territory. But can our UFC lovelies stand up to the “Jersey Shore” girls if heaven forbid a fist pumping smash outbreak occurs…and what on earth exactly would that be? I don’t know but let’s pit our girls against theirs, just for fun’s sake and see who comes out on top.

First we put our two heavy hitters head-to-head:
Jenni “JWoww” Farley vs. Arianny Celeste
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Let’s face it, both are the hottest of their crew. Both have fantastic implants. But only one has graced the cover of Playboy. Celeste takes the victory, by a total KO!

Next we move onto the darlings of the two groups:
Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola vs. Brittney Palmer
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This is a tough call. These two seem to measure up quite equally. Both have nice stomachs and nice smiles. But oops! Just yesterday, an all too NSFW picture of Sammi Sweetheart surfaced on the internet and well…frankly, it’s a bit too tacky for our taste. We’ll gladly wait for Brittney Palmer’s impending Playboy Pictorial. A Unanimous Decision win for Palmer!

Onto the final round in our Jersey Shore vs UFC Octagon Girls battle…

Here we have our toughest challengers:
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi vs. Chandella Powell
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We know what you’re thinking…. DRAW right? Absolutely not! We may have found the only photo in existence that makes Chandella look hot (and yes, we unfairly used it above instead of going with this one) but trust us, we’ve seen her up close and personal and yes, we’d smash that. Points deducted on Chandella for not being the most photogenic, but come on… Snooki? There’s a reason those thighs touch! Nature probably doesn’t want you going in there. Her thighs should actually be permanently fused together. Powell scores a very big submission (of our hearts) win here. We wouldn’t even choose Snooki if we were locked into an arm bar and it was tap [that] or suffer a broken arm.

So there you have it! We don’t have to worry. Our UFC Octagon Girls can definitely hold their own in Jersey.