Butterbean Has Now Officially Proven He Has No Clue About MMA

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Having watched quite a few of Eric "Butterbean" Esch’s MMA fights over the years, purely for the comedic value, I’ve taken to calling him "Turtle," because every time he got on his back he …

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Having watched quite a few of Eric "Butterbean" Esch‘s MMA fights over the years, purely for the comedic value, I’ve taken to calling him "Turtle," because every time he got on his back he was fucked. 

Despite joining American Top Team — a camp known as much for its high-level Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belts as it is for it’s dangerous strikers, Esch has done very little to round out his game in his nearly seven years in the sport. He’s basically just an older, fatter version of the hard-punching jobber he was in boxing.

So when he says things like "Mariusz Pudzianowski is going to be the best heavyweight in the world in two years," his opinion doesn’t hold much water.

He could be trying to talk up the terrible showing he had against The World’s Strongest Man" last weekend in Poland in a first round TKO loss that looked suspiciously like a WWE work, but if Turtle Butterbean truly believes that Mariusz will be the next Fedor or Brock, Moosin might want to reconsider having him as its spokesperson.

"He’s learning very much. He’s come a long way. In two years, I don’t think there would be anybody out there that would be able to compete with Mariusz. So, Poland, they might have to wait two years to have the best MMA man out there. But it’s coming. He’s learning very, very fast," Esch said in an interview after his KSW bout last weekend. "He’s a very smart man. He’s not stupid. He’s very smart. I’ve never said anything bad about Mario, other than he punches like a girl. But he’s a very smart man, very nice, very strong. Two years he’ll be unbeatable."

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Fail of the Century: Mariusz Pudzianowski vs. Butterbean

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After a laughably transparent hype-up, Mariusz Pudzianowski and Eric "Butterbean" Esch squared off Saturday night at KSW 14 in Lodz, Poland. The main event was a disaster before the fight even …

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After a laughably transparent hype-up, Mariusz Pudzianowski and Eric "Butterbean" Esch squared off Saturday night at KSW 14 in Lodz, Poland. The main event was a disaster before the fight even started. Check out the above video, in which an underprepared Polish soul-singer named Mateusz Krauwurst absolutely murders "The Star Spangled Banner" in a botched tribute to Esch’s homeland/shorts. For reference, here’s a quick phonetic transcript:

"Ohhh say can you see
Mah’downse, duh-early lied
Were so proudly behaaaaaaved
Byyyyy the twilight’s that leaving
[pause, scattered laughter]
Hair the rockets were glare
And the rockets were glurrrrrr…
[singer nervously hums, then quits]"

It didn’t bode well for the 450-pound American power-puncher. And unfortunately, the fight was just as embarassing… 

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Strong Man Pudzianowski Destroys Butterbean at KSW

Konfrontacja Sztuk Walki, better known as KSW (go ahead—I dare you to say the full name three times, as fast as you can), is considered by many to be the best mixed martial arts organization in Poland.
To be fair, I honestly don’t know enou…

Konfrontacja Sztuk Walki, better known as KSW (go ahead—I dare you to say the full name three times, as fast as you can), is considered by many to be the best mixed martial arts organization in Poland.
To be fair, I honestly don’t know enough about the MMA scene over in Poland to even know if […]

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Strong Man Pudzianowski Destroys Butterbean at KSW

Mariusz Pudzianowski TKOs Butterbean at KSW 14

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Former World’s Strongest Man Mariusz Pudzianowski beat up the 450-pound former boxer Eric “Butterbean” Esch Saturday in a freak show fight in Poland’s KSW mixed martial arts organization.

Pudzianowski went for a takedown…

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Former World’s Strongest Man Mariusz Pudzianowski beat up the 450-pound former boxer Eric “Butterbean” Esch Saturday in a freak show fight in Poland’s KSW mixed martial arts organization.

Pudzianowski went for a takedown early in the first round and got Butterbean on his back, and from there he went straight into side control and just landed punches to Butterbean’s enormous head until the referee stopped the fight. Butterbean looked like a fish out of water — or a beached whale — and really looked like he didn’t feel like fighting at all.

Twitter Mailbag: Shogun’s Layoff, Daley’s Impact in Strikeforce, and More

Filed under: UFC, StrikeforceIn this installment of the Twitter mailbag we comb through questions on what Paul Daley’s future with Strikeforce will look like, whether a change to fighter contracts instead of MMA rules is the solution to cutting down on…

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In this installment of the Twitter mailbag we comb through questions on what Paul Daley‘s future with Strikeforce will look like, whether a change to fighter contracts instead of MMA rules is the solution to cutting down on boring fights, and of course at least one Butterbean query makes it in there too. It is Friday, after all.

If you have a question of your own for a future mailbag column, hit me up @BenFowlkesMMA. Until then, let’s all revel in the wonderfully inquisitive nature of some of my other Twitter friends. Who’s first?

@johnkwon89 what’s your thought on Shogun’s long lay off. He looks pretty fat now. Do you think he’ll deal well with five round return?

Mariusz Pudzianowski to Fight Butterbean at KSW 14

Filed under: NewsWhat seemed like simply a publicity stunt has evolved into a main event fight between Eric “Butterbean” Esch and “World’s Strongest Man” Mariusz Pudzianowski at KSW 14 on Sept. 18 in Poland.

KSW announced Tuesday the headlining bout a…

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What seemed like simply a publicity stunt has evolved into a main event fight between Eric “Butterbean” Esch and “World’s Strongest Man” Mariusz Pudzianowski at KSW 14 on Sept. 18 in Poland.

KSW announced Tuesday the headlining bout as well as the inclusion of UFC veteran Per Eklund, undefeated newcomer Michal Mankiewicz, Sengoku 13 competitor Kazuki Tokudome and M-1 Challenger veteran Niko Puhakka into the promotion’s upcoming lightweight tournament, joining the previously announced participants Artur Sowinski and Maciej Gorski.