MMA Monday Headlines with Snooki in a Cat Costume

Nick Diaz tops UFC 137 salaries with $200,000. Donald Cerrone vs. Nate Diaz slated for UFC 141 in Las Vegas on December 30th. Carlos Condit didn’t step aside so much as Georges St. Pierre chose.

Nick Diaz tops UFC 137 salaries with $200,000.

Donald Cerrone vs. Nate Diaz slated for UFC 141 in Las Vegas on December 30th.

Carlos Condit didn’t step aside so much as Georges St. Pierre chose to fight Nick Diaz.

BJ Penn sends message to fans. He is “taking some time off” and will keep fans posted on what is next.

Bellator 59 Heavyweights and Bantamweight tourney Finales set in Atlantic City on November 30th.

Cain Velasquez joined a whole bunch (like too many) men in suits on the set of NFL on Fox. Video here.

Kim Kardashian files for divorce from 72 day marriage with Kris Humphries.

More MMA girls in Halloween Costume below:

Mercedes Terrell and Jade Bryce make you wish you were being chased by them

Arianny Celeste as the slimmed down sexy version of the evil sea-witch, Ursula

Kenda Perez gets stabbed in the head by “American Psycho” Stephan Bonnar

Stephanie Ann Cook wins BEST COSTUME as a taco. Yes, we know you would eat her.

MMA Girls in Sexy Halloween Costumes Bring You the Fix Friday Link Dump

The very powerful Kenda “Cleopatra” Perez pictured [above]. Dana White urges gay fighters to “come out”: here. Bellator 56: Askren vs. Hieron weigh-in results: here. Chuck Liddell‘s appearance on NBC sitcom, Parks and Recreation: here..

The very powerful Kenda “Cleopatra” Perez pictured [above].

Dana White urges gay fighters to “come out”: here.

Bellator 56: Askren vs. Hieron weigh-in results: here.

Chuck Liddell‘s appearance on NBC sitcom, Parks and Recreation: here.

Dana White believes signing Jon Anik was key to bringing the sport mainstream: here.

UFC 137: Penn vs. Diaz live and official weigh-in results at 7pm ET (4pm PT): here.

Bellator will cover medical expenses including surgery for their women’s champion, Zoila Frausto Gurgel: here.

It was announced that a stuntman died on the set of the Expendables 2, which will again feature Randy Couture: here.

Enjoy our favorite MMA girls confusing us by being sexy and scary below: (Actually, now they sound more like your girlfriend than you realized.)

Kenda Perez:

Arianny Celeste:

Stephanie Ann Cook:

Natasha Wicks:

Kenda Perez’s “Surprise” in UFC Magazine Australia (PHOTOS)

Kenda Perez kindly tweeted out these pics from her UFC Magazine Australia feature titled, “Kenda Surprise”. Kenda teased: Now by the looks of these outfits and the fact that we can’t really read the small.

Kenda Perez kindly tweeted out these pics from her UFC Magazine Australia feature titled, “Kenda Surprise”. Kenda teased:

Now by the looks of these outfits and the fact that we can’t really read the small print in the article from these pics, so you really should purchase a copy online, because there’s nothing worse than a cheap pervert, we’ve deduced that Kenda’s “surprise” is that she’s not wearing anything down under. Get it? That’s called a double entendre. But I digress, you can stare very hard at these photos (as we have) to form your opinion or you can read into the subtle hints from her tweets:

Yes Kenda, we would like to see your spread. Again…double entendre ;)

MMA Monday Headlines with UFC Girls Taking Sexy Photos of Themselves!

The new UFC 137 promo trailer featuring Georges St. Pierre and Carlos Condit is out. Anderson Silva manager, Ed Soares says Chael Sonnen “should be in jail; he shouldn’t be fighting” and is unsure when.

Rachelle Leah – this is her doing-chores-around-the-house outfit

The new UFC 137 promo trailer featuring Georges St. Pierre and Carlos Condit is out.

Anderson Silva manager, Ed Soares says Chael Sonnen “should be in jail; he shouldn’t be fighting” and is unsure when Anderson will be healed enough to fight.

Kenny Florian to take time off and assess what is next in his future after UFC 136 Featherweight title loss to Jose Aldo.

Bellator 55‘s Bantamweight Tournament set for Yuma, Arizona on October 22nd.

Brock Lesnar will appear in WWE 12 video game.

Enjoy the sexy UFC girls taking pictures of themselves for YOU because they know they’re hot: Rachelle Leah [above], Kenda Perez, and Arianny Celeste.

Twit Pic of the Week: Steve Cofield Gets Kenda Perez and Her Little Dog Too

Kenda Perez tweeted out this pic with her little killer dog, Dexter interviewing with our host, Steve Cofield. I just hope this photo convinces Cofield to get a tan. Check back next week for our.

Kenda Perez tweeted out this pic with her little killer dog, Dexter interviewing with our host, Steve Cofield. I just hope this photo convinces Cofield to get a tan.

Check back next week for our full interview with Kenda.

*Note: That dog looks innocent but it managed to kill 2 fake palm trees and take a sh*t on the floors of the ESPN radio offices.

You can follow Kenda Perez: here.

Where to Stalk…Oops, We Mean “Meet” Arianny Celeste and Kenda Perez This Weekend!

UFC 132 goes down in Vegas this Saturday, which means, the most gorgeous women will be walking the streets of Las Vegas Blvd… Careful, these women definitely want your money. No hot chick is just.

UFC 132 goes down in Vegas this Saturday, which means, the most gorgeous women will be walking the streets of Las Vegas Blvd… Careful, these women definitely want your money. No hot chick is just gonna strike up a conversation with you at the circle bar in the middle of the casino because she actually likes you. Look at you. No.

But put away your wallet because Arianny Celeste and Kenda Perez will also be in town, and they will talk to you for free, mainly because someone else is paying them to do so, but why get caught up in logistics? Arianny Celeste will be at the LV Fight Shop this Thursday from 6pm to 8pm along with Natalie Skyy. Remember Natalie Skyy? Your forgettable favorite underdog MMA Ring Girl nominee from last year’s World MMA Awards??? Then on Friday after UFC 132 weigh-ins, you can find the lovely host of Spike TV‘s Best of Pride Fighting Championships show, Kenda Perez at Cadillac Ranch.

So take advantage of getting all your Maxim and Playboy back issues signed and maybe hold that handshake just a few seconds longer while gazing into their eyes, since this is the closest you will ever get to either of these ladies. Trust us, the security at UFC events, much like a ring girl’s body, is tight.