UFC’s CM Punk Sweepstakes and Bellator’s Old-Timers Event Turn Sport to Circus

The 2016 MMA year began with a roar. In its first major event, held just two days into January, Robbie Lawler and Carlos Condit produced an instant classic that will be a tall order to supplant as the best fight of the year. It was filled with sharp te…

The 2016 MMA year began with a roar. In its first major event, held just two days into January, Robbie Lawler and Carlos Condit produced an instant classic that will be a tall order to supplant as the best fight of the year. It was filled with sharp technique, brilliant fight IQ, unrelenting ferocity and unwavering will.

That was then. Now? We are in the midst of a brief, but unnecessary return to the sport’s sideshow roots.

To be blunt, both of MMA’s largest promoters—Bellator and the UFC—are showcasing the worst the sport has to offer.

If you follow the UFC, you noticed an inordinate amount of time spent promoting two neophytes on last Saturday’s UFC Fight Night card. Mickey Gall was 1-0, while his opponent, Mike Jackson, walked into the cage 0-0. To encourage media attention, the two were included in the UFC’s fight week media day events.

Who were these guys and what were they doing on a major MMA card? Well, mostly the bout between them served as a lead-in to the upcoming UFC debut of former professional wrestler CM Punk, who himself has never competed in a professional MMA bout. 

There is rarely anything beyond a purse at stake for a newcomer other than a job and a win bonus, so these stakes were…something. I just wouldn’t classify them as particularly good or important. While seeking out new talent is paramount to any organization in any industry, few fighters are ready for the big leagues straight out of the chute, so the regional promotions play an important role as filters.

Generally speaking, the UFC won’t look at signing fighters unless they have six or seven fights in the books. Even its reality show, The Ultimate Fighter, limits tryouts to those who have at least three professional fights. Before Saturday, Gall, Jackson and Punk didn’t have three fights between them.

There is an argument to be made that sports are meant to be fun, and such fight setups are little harm as long as they are occasional. That’s a fair stance, but UFC president Dana White and the UFC brass have never been shy about reminding us that they have the best fighters in the world. 

It reminds me of when I asked White for his reaction to Strikeforce signing former NFL star Herschel Walker. 

“It’s ridiculous,” and “it’s completely disrespectful to the sport” were two of his answers, as he also questioned what athletic commission would sanction a fight with Walker, who at the time was 47 years old.

To be fair, it’s not an exact parallel. Punk is 37, a full decade younger than Walker. But his athletic resume doesn’t hold a candle to Walker’s, who, aside from being a football star, was an Olympic bobsledder, a track star and a black belt in taekwondo.

Walker’s signing wasn’t “completely disrespectful” to the sport, but it also wasn’t a decision made on athletic merit. It was a cash grab—same as Punk’s signing for UFC. White doesn’t get to trash Walker’s participation and get a pass on Punk’s. That it also included the satellite programming of Gall-Jackson is both smart (on the promotional side) and troubling (because neither had proven themselves to be worthy of competing at the sport’s highest level).

The fight between Punk and Gall is projected for UFC 199, sometime around June, which means there is plenty of hyperbole to come in the next few months. We’ll probably hear about all of the sacrifices they’ve made in the gym, Gall’s future stardom and Punk’s brave departure from pro wrestling to chase his dream. That’s all well and good. They are not at fault; they are just two guys embracing opportunity.

But the fact is we have no idea whether either of them is any good. And for a league that promotes itself as the home of the best fighters in the world, that is a problem.

Meanwhile, over in Bellator, we’re about to ramp up the ol‘ hype machine for a Feb. 19 event that features Ken Shamrock vs. Royce Gracie and Kimbo Slice vs. Dada 5000 in the two headlining fights.

Shamrock is about to turn 52 years old. Gracie is 49. Slice is 42. Dada 5000 is 38. Now that that’s out of the way, let’s see how many fights these guys have won in the last five years, since the start of 2011:

  • Shamrock is 0-1
  • Gracie hasn’t fought since 2007
  • Slice is 1-0 (his win is over Shamrock)
  • Dada is 1-0

So the four have an average age of 45 and three combined pro fights between them in five years. What else needs to be said, really? Despite the honest efforts of the fighters involved, this isn’t high-level or even mid-level MMA; it’s circus-level. It’s just a thing to gawk at and later forget.

Every professional athlete has an expiration date, but expiration dates are easy to ignore when there is money to be made and eyeballs to draw. This is, after all, a business grown at least partially by a prurient interest in violence, and after having invested ourselves in these athletes’ careers for so long, it’s hard to look away, even for the final crash. That does not make it good, it just means we all hold some level of responsibility. 

In the year 2016, Punk, Gall, Jackson, Shamrock, Gracie, Slice and Dada don’t deserve to be fighting in major MMA. The time has passed for most of them; for others, it’s in the future or not at all. And that means that while these events may be sports, they are most certainly a circus.

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Kimbo Slice Says Fighting for Bellator Title Would Be ‘Priceless’

Kimbo Slice is hoping to land a shot at a Bellator championship before hanging up his gloves and said it would be “priceless” if he were to have his chance at a title before retiring.
The former street-fighter is preparing for a bout opposite Dhafir “D…

Kimbo Slice is hoping to land a shot at a Bellator championship before hanging up his gloves and said it would be “priceless” if he were to have his chance at a title before retiring.

The former street-fighter is preparing for a bout opposite Dhafir “Dada 5000” Harris at Bellator 149 on February 19, but he told Mike Bohn of MMA Junkie he’s already looking far beyond that next clash:

The ultimate goal would be to fight for a title. How else would I want to end my career? When I think about not fighting or retiring, I would want the last fight to be for me to fight for a title. I want to shoot for it. To end up with a title or just in the realm of that would be amazing in itself. It would be priceless.

Slice currently boasts a mixed martial arts record that stands at 5-2, with his most recent defeat coming at the hands of Ultimate Fighting Championship heavyweight Matt Mitrione all the way back in 2010.

Time isn’t on the veteran’s side, though, considering Slice will turn 42 just days before his meeting with Harris in what will be just his second fight under the Bellator banner.

His only other fight for the promotion was a knockout victory over 51-year-old Ken Shamrock in June of this year, taking just two minutes and 22 seconds to mark a successful debut for Bellator.

Bleacher Report’s Jonathan Snowden voiced his concerns with Slice’s credentials after it was announced he’d be taking on Harris in February:

As far as his future mixed martial arts prospects go, Bellator will undoubtedly want to examine his next fight before considering his future, never mind offering him a shot at any title.

Confidence has never been an issue for a man who made his reputation via YouTube videos of his street brawls, and he went on to outline his professional demeanour when it comes to fight season:

When my mind is locked on something it’s locked on it. Everybody that knows me about me personally knows that about me. I don’t (expletive) around. When my mind is set, it’s set. I don’t play games. I’m disciplined and I have commitment. I put it all in. That’s what makes professionals, is knowing when to turn on and turn off.

Slice overcame the aged Shamrock in close to no time, but the encounter with Harris should offer fans a more accurate assessment of his ability and whether it matches up to the Bellator standard.

There’s no doubting Slice’s rise from street-fighter to televised mixed martial artist is an encouraging tale, but a chance at the title may be a wish too far for a man with such limited time left at the peak of the sport.

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Kimbo Slice to Return to Bellator MMA Opposite Dada 5000 in February Event

During the Bellator 145 broadcast, Bellator President Scott Coker announced their next big tentpole event, and they have a wild pair of headlining fights set. In the main event, UFC and MMA legends Ken Shamrock and Royce Gracie will face off in a third…

During the Bellator 145 broadcast, Bellator President Scott Coker announced their next big tentpole event, and they have a wild pair of headlining fights set. In the main event, UFC and MMA legends Ken Shamrock and Royce Gracie will face off in a third match 20 years in the making. The co-main event? A bout between Kimbo Slice and Dhafir Harris, also known as Dada 5000.

Slice retains a unique place in MMA. The YouTube sensation, known across social media for his vast catalog of backyard brawls, was the top star of EliteXC, a promotion that famously collapsed when Slice was upset by Seth Petruzelli in 2008. He would bounce back, however, by drawing record ratings on The Ultimate Fighter season 10, and would fight twice in the UFC from there, defeating Houston Alexander at the TUF10 Finale before losing in devastating fashion to Matt Mitrione at UFC 113. 

He would then be released from the UFC, taking his heavy hands to boxing. He then famously returned to MMA with Bellator in June, defeating Ken Shamrock via first-round knockout.

Dada 5000 is not as familiar to MMA fans, but his resume is similar to that of Slice. He famously competed in YouTube street fights similar to those of Slice, and joined Slice’s entourage after his rise to fame before splitting from the group to form a fight club of his own. That semi-legal promotion would be featured in the Netflix documentary “Dawg Fight,” which lent a hint of credibility from his two successful forays in professional MMA in 2010 and 2011.

Harris called out Slice in June while speaking with MMAJunkie Radio, ahead of the latter’s fight with Shamrock. The announcement dispels previous rumors that Slice would face the winner of Bellator 145’s bout between Bobby Lashley and James Thompson.

Slice vs. Dada 5000 will take place on February 19 in Houston. No fights other than Slice vs. Dada 5000 and Shamrock vs. Gracie 3 have been announced, so keep an eye on Bleacher Report for more details on the card as they break.

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Kimbo Slice to Headline Bellator Event in Houston: Details and Reaction

Kimbo Slice will headline the main event in Bellator MMA’s next tentpole Feb. 19 at Toyota Center in Houston, according to Jeremy Botter of the Houston Chronicle.
Slice’s opponent hasn’t been finalized, though&nbs…

Kimbo Slice will headline the main event in Bellator MMA’s next tentpole Feb. 19 at Toyota Center in Houston, according to Jeremy Botter of the Houston Chronicle.

Slice’s opponent hasn’t been finalized, though Tim Burke of SB Nation speculated it may be the winner of the match between Bobby Lashley and James Thompson on Nov. 6 at Bellator 145 in St. Louis.

Slice isn’t letting his age affect his drive to continue fighting, as he showed in an extensive training video that Bellator released in the summer:

Slice, 41, is 5-2 in his MMA career across EliteXC, the UFC, The Ultimate Fighter and Bellator, which he joined in January. He last fought—and won via knockout—in June against Ken Shamrock.

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Kimbo vs. Shamrock Smashes Bellator Ratings Record by 27 Percent

Bellator 138 featured a 51-year-old UFC Hall of Famer fighting against a 41-year-old street fighter turned MMA fighter. The end result was ridiculously underwhelming. Seriously, the fight was so bad it has caused many in the sports community to contemp…

Bellator 138 featured a 51-year-old UFC Hall of Famer fighting against a 41-year-old street fighter turned MMA fighter. The end result was ridiculously underwhelming. Seriously, the fight was so bad it has caused many in the sports community to contemplate whether or not it was fixed.  

Check out this burn from Fox Sports 1’s Garbage Time host Katie Nolan.

But despite a sloppy performance, Kimbo Slice and Ken Shamrock took the Bellator promotion to new heights last Friday by breaking its all-time viewership record by 27 percent.

MMAFighting.com‘s Dave Meltzer reported the news on Monday.

The promotion broke its all-time viewership record for Bellator 138, the Kimbo Slice vs. Ken Shamrock-led card, doing 1.58 million viewers on average for the three-hour presentation from the Scottrade Center in St. Louis. The highest quarter hour was the main event, which did 2.1 million viewers.

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The number beat the previous record by 27 percent, beating the promotion’s old record of 1.24 million viewers on average for the Nov. 15 show that was headlined by Tito Ortizvs. Stephan Bonnar. The Ortiz vs. Bonnar main event did 1.84 million viewers for the peak quarter hour.

Kimbo defeated Shamrock by TKO at two minutes, 22 seconds in the first round after surviving an early takedown and a rear-naked choke attempt.

The Scottrade Center in St. Louis played host to the record-breaking event, which also featured Bellator stars Michael Chandler, Patricio Freire, Bobby Lashley and Daniel Straus.  

 

Jordy McElroy is a featured columnist for Bleacher Report. He also is the MMA writer for FanRag Sports and co-founder of The MMA Bros.

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CagePotato Poll: Was Ken Shamrock vs. Kimbo Slice a Work?

(Here it is: What will soon be known as the Zapruder film of MMA footage.)

Chalk it up to the marketing brilliance of Ken Shamrock, the Coker Era of Bellator matchmaking, or the undeniable Internet prescence of Kimbo Slice, but here it is Monday morning, and the only thing anyone can talk about is the Bellator 138 main event. Nevermind that there was a perfectly acceptable UFC Fight Pass card over the weekend as well, or that Bellator 138’s co-main event featured one of the most brilliant comebacks you will ever see — all we want to know is: Did the 51-year-old man take a dive against the 41-year-old man?

This is, of course, a ludicrous question to anyone who saw the axe wound that Slice opened up over Shamrock’s eye, but then again, when has a piece of obvious evidence like that ever stopped us from crafting completely nonsensical conspiracy theories? Internet’s gotta Internet, amiright? You can count Joe Rogan among the Shammy-Slice truthers, so with that in mind, we decided mocked up a little survey to make sure all your voices are heard (as long as those voices conform to 1 of the 4 options we’ve allowed you to choose from).

Join us after the jump to weigh in! 

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(Here it is: What will soon be known as the Zapruder film of MMA footage.)

Chalk it up to the marketing brilliance of Ken Shamrock, the Coker Era of Bellator matchmaking, or the undeniable Internet prescence of Kimbo Slice, but here it is Monday morning, and the only thing anyone can talk about is the Bellator 138 main event. Nevermind that there was a perfectly acceptable UFC Fight Pass card over the weekend as well, or that Bellator 138′s co-main event featured one of the most brilliant comebacks you will ever see — all we want to know is: Did the 51-year-old man take a dive against the 41-year-old man?

This is, of course, a ludicrous question to anyone who saw the axe wound that Slice opened up over Shamrock’s eye, but then again, when has a piece of obvious evidence like that ever stopped us from crafting completely nonsensical conspiracy theories? Internet’s gotta Internet, amiright? You can count Joe Rogan among the Shammy-Slice truthers, so with that in mind, we decided mocked up a little survey to make sure all your voices are heard (as long as those voices conform to 1 of the 4 options we’ve allowed you to choose from).

Join us after the jump to weigh in! 

Create your own user feedback survey

Now to wash that taste out of your mouth, check out all the highlights and a full list of results from Bellator 138 below.

Main card
Kimbo Slice def. Ken Shamrock via KO (1st, 2:22)
Patricio Freire def. Daniel Weichel via KO (2nd, :32)
Bobby Lashley def. Dan Charles via TKO (strikes) (2nd, 4:14)
Daniel Straus def. Henry Corrales via submission (guillotine) (2nd, 3:47)
Michael Chandler def. Derek Campos via submission (rear-naked choke) (1st, 2:17)

Undercard
Miles McDonald def. Dan O’Connor via submission (rear-naked choke) (3rd, 4:30)
Justin Lawrence def. Sean Wilson via TKO (punches) (R1, 4:56)
Hugh Pulley def. Eric Irvin via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 30-27)
Rashard Lovelace def. Matt Helm via first-round TKO (0:58)
Enrique Watson def. Kain Royer via submission (rear-naked choke) (R1, 0:41)
Garrett Mueller def. AJ Siscoe via submission (rear-naked choke) (R2, 1:26)
Kyle Kurtz def. Adam Cella via submission (armbar) (R2, 4:13)
Justin Guthrie def. Steven Mann via submission (d’arce choke) (R2, 1:09)
Chris Heatherly def. Garrett Gross via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)

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