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Man, who’s the “ugly” friend? It’s good to know that Arianny Celeste and Ali Sonoma still hang out. This brings me one step closer to fulfilling my fantasy which includes both of them.
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Man, who’s the “ugly” friend? It’s good to know that Arianny Celeste and Ali Sonoma still hang out. This brings me one step closer to fulfilling my fantasy which includes both of them.
Follow Ali Sonoma: here.
We all recall the dynamic Octagon Girl duo that kicked off our interest in the UFC promotion, Amber Nicole and Rachelle Leah. But somewhere along the way, Nicole dropped off and we got this threesome:
Then we sadly lost Leah to television hosting gigs and for some brief period that I don’t even recall, we got […]
We all recall the dynamic Octagon Girl duo that kicked off our interest in the UFC promotion, Amber Nicole and Rachelle Leah. But somewhere along the way, Nicole dropped off and we got this threesome:
Rachelle Leah, Arianny Celeste, Ali Sonoma
Then we sadly lost Leah to television hosting gigs and for some brief period that I don’t even recall, we got this threesome:
Anne Rivera, Arianny Celeste, Ali Sonoma
Then I honestly have no clue why Anne Rivera split the team, but we also lost Ali Sonoma as she went off to almost marry this guy, (which makes us wonder how insane she must be). But that lead us to this threesome:
Arianny Celeste, Edith Labelle, Logan Stanton
And then Edith Labelle got fired for being drunk and hungover and missing UFC 100 or something so we were given this threesome:
Logan Stanton, Holly Madison, Arianny Celeste
But Holly Madison was just a surprise replacement and not really an option ’cause she’s a celebrity so they held a search for the next UFC Ring Girl and we got, this threesome:
Logan Stanton, Arianny Celeste, Natasha Wicks
Then some bad shit must have happened and we were told part of it had to do with this interview Logan Stanton and Natasha Wicks gave to us saying Josh Koscheck faked an eye poke: here and so they were released from their contracts and then we got Chandella Powell and we were still okay with it ’cause we didn’t lose Arianny but then we were like, “Hey UFC! Can we please get another girl?” and UFC said, “Hold on, we’re absorbing WEC and by the first of the new year you’ll get this threesome“:
Chandella Powell, Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer
We like our 2011 trio quite a bit, but we have to admit, we still miss the original three. Props to UFC for always knowing that no matter what threesome you give us, it better include Arianny Celeste. But if we could…we’d go back here again:
Ali Sonoma, Rachelle Leah, Arianny Celeste
UFC 128 hits the Prudential Center in New Jersey this Saturday night, and as we write this our favorite Octagon Girls are landing in Jersey territory. But can our UFC lovelies stand up to the “Jersey Shore” girls if heaven forbid a fist pumping smash outbreak occurs…and what on earth exactly would that be? […]
UFC 128 hits the Prudential Center in New Jersey this Saturday night, and as we write this our favorite Octagon Girls are landing in Jersey territory. But can our UFC lovelies stand up to the “Jersey Shore” girls if heaven forbid a fist pumping smash outbreak occurs…and what on earth exactly would that be? I don’t know but let’s pit our girls against theirs, just for fun’s sake and see who comes out on top.
First we put our two heavy hitters head-to-head:
Jenni “JWoww” Farley vs. Arianny Celeste
Let’s face it, both are the hottest of their crew. Both have fantastic implants. But only one has graced the cover of Playboy. Celeste takes the victory, by a total KO!
Next we move onto the darlings of the two groups:
Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola vs. Brittney Palmer
This is a tough call. These two seem to measure up quite equally. Both have nice stomachs and nice smiles. But oops! Just yesterday, an all too NSFW picture of Sammi Sweetheart surfaced on the internet and well…frankly, it’s a bit too tacky for our taste. We’ll gladly wait for Brittney Palmer’s impending Playboy Pictorial. A Unanimous Decision win for Palmer!
Onto the final round in our Jersey Shore vs UFC Octagon Girls battle…
Here we have our toughest challengers:
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi vs. Chandella Powell
We know what you’re thinking…. DRAW right? Absolutely not! We may have found the only photo in existence that makes Chandella look hot (and yes, we unfairly used it above instead of going with this one) but trust us, we’ve seen her up close and personal and yes, we’d smash that. Points deducted on Chandella for not being the most photogenic, but come on… Snooki? There’s a reason those thighs touch! Nature probably doesn’t want you going in there. Her thighs should actually be permanently fused together. Powell scores a very big submission (of our hearts) win here. We wouldn’t even choose Snooki if we were locked into an arm bar and it was tap [that] or suffer a broken arm.
So there you have it! We don’t have to worry. Our UFC Octagon Girls can definitely hold their own in Jersey.
And by “s*** ” we mean boxing gloves. Arianny Celeste took to her Twitter account today seeking much needed advice:
I need a solution to de-stank my boxing gloves, they smell like A**!! No bueno!!
After several tweets and Facebook comments from fans and friends, Arianny thanked everyone and has decided she will try Lysol disinfectant […]
And by “s*** ” we mean boxing gloves. Arianny Celeste took to her Twitter account today seeking much needed advice:
I need a solution to de-stank my boxing gloves, they smell like A**!! No bueno!!
After several tweets and Facebook comments from fans and friends, Arianny thanked everyone and has decided she will try Lysol disinfectant and Downy sheets… and this other suggestion that caught her eye:
ok def gonna try the deodorant balls lol!
And that’s why we love her.
Esquire.com has a contest called Sexiest Woman Alive 2011 and even though they’re including match-ups like Beyonce vs. Gwyneth Paltrow, we’re still going to take this competition seriously and urge you to vote in this first round which pits UFC Octagon Girl, Arianny Celeste against former WWE Ring Girl, Stacy Keibler.
As an MMA related site, […]
Esquire.com has a contest called Sexiest Woman Alive 2011 and even though they’re including match-ups like Beyonce vs. Gwyneth Paltrow, we’re still going to take this competition seriously and urge you to vote in this first round which pits UFC Octagon Girl, Arianny Celeste against former WWE Ring Girl, Stacy Keibler.
As an MMA related site, we are wholeheartedly standing behind our girl, Arianny! However, we feel it is important to play Devil’s Advocate and provide you with a gallery of reasons why Keibler is worthy as an opponent:
Remember NOT to vote for Stacy Keibler! Look away from the the picture gallery! It’s evil! You have until this Thursday night to vote for Arianny Celeste: here!
Well, it’s part two of our “Important Study on Our Favorite MMA Girls“, but after sifting through all these ass shots, we’re a little disoriented and can’t honestly remember why we started this venture, except that we’d like for you to enjoy our gallery below, as much as we have. Also, it may make for […]
Well, it’s part two of our “Important Study on Our Favorite MMA Girls“, but after sifting through all these ass shots, we’re a little disoriented and can’t honestly remember why we started this venture, except that we’d like for you to enjoy our gallery below, as much as we have. Also, it may make for a fun drinking game later to match the backside with the MMA beauty. Enjoy these pics of Arianny Celeste, Ali Sonoma, Kenda Perez, Chandella Powell, Stephanie Ann Cook, Kelli Hutcherson, Brittney Palmer, Rachelle Leah, Rhian Sugden, Amber Nichole, Natasha Wicks, and Edith Labelle.
