We all recall the dynamic Octagon Girl duo that kicked off our interest in the UFC promotion, Amber Nicole and Rachelle Leah. But somewhere along the way, Nicole dropped off and we got this threesome:
Then we sadly lost Leah to television hosting gigs and for some brief period that I don’t even recall, we got this threesome:
Then I honestly have no clue why Anne Rivera split the team, but we also lost Ali Sonoma as she went off to almost marry this guy, (which makes us wonder how insane she must be). But that lead us to this threesome:
And then Edith Labelle got fired for being drunk and hungover and missing UFC 100 or something so we were given this threesome:
But Holly Madison was just a surprise replacement and not really an option ’cause she’s a celebrity so they held a search for the next UFC Ring Girl and we got, this threesome:
Then some bad shit must have happened and we were told part of it had to do with this interview Logan Stanton and Natasha Wicks gave to us saying Josh Koscheck faked an eye poke: here and so they were released from their contracts and then we got Chandella Powell and we were still okay with it ’cause we didn’t lose Arianny but then we were like, “Hey UFC! Can we please get another girl?” and UFC said, “Hold on, we’re absorbing WEC and by the first of the new year you’ll get this threesome“:
We like our 2011 trio quite a bit, but we have to admit, we still miss the original three. Props to UFC for always knowing that no matter what threesome you give us, it better include Arianny Celeste. But if we could…we’d go back here again: