You Don’t Get a Body Like This Just Eating Salad

The UFC Octagon Girls want to eat with YOU! Of course…you have to pay. As part of the UFC: Fight For the Troops 2 at Fort Hood, the promotion has put together a list of items to bid on in efforts to raise money for the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund. The fund […]

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The UFC Octagon Girls want to eat with YOU! Of course…you have to pay. As part of the UFC: Fight For the Troops 2 at Fort Hood, the promotion has put together a list of items to bid on in efforts to raise money for the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund. The fund benefits “the tens of thousands of U.S. military personnel and veterans suffering from traumatic brain injury due to injuries sustained during their service in Iraq and Afghanistan. ”

UFC is currently auctioning off a VIP Experience which includes walking out with and cornering your favorite fighter. Fighters on the card include the Main Event: Evan Dunham vs Melvin Guillard. Another item up for bid is a private training session with Randy Couture and Forrest Griffin. Couture is a former military man and has his own non-profit organization called the Xtreme Couture GI Foundation. And perhaps, what MMA Fix considers the most coveted item up for bid is dinner with Arianny, Brittney, and Chandella. The dinner is currently going for $2,000 but if you put it on your Mastercard and figure in the envy you’ll receive from all your friends, then it really is, priceless.

You can bid for ABC and all other items: here. UFC: Fight For the Troops 2 takes place January 22nd in Killeen, Texas.

The Fix UFC Celebrity Guest Ring Girl Wish List

Holly Madison has donned the red UFC Octagon Girl bikini twice for us and though we appreciate it, we here at MMAFix feel it’s time to see a new honorary celebrity ring girl. So this is our public letter to Dana White:
Dear Dana,
Thank you for Holly. Now here is our humble request for future […]

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Holly Madison has donned the red UFC Octagon Girl bikini twice for us and though we appreciate it, we here at MMAFix feel it’s time to see a new honorary celebrity ring girl. So this is our public letter to Dana White:

Dear Dana,

Thank you for Holly. Now here is our humble request for future celebrity ring girls…
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MILEY CYRUS

Keeping in nature with Holly Madison’s reality star celebrity status and for the simple reason of how they fill out a bikini, we have chosen the above highly qualified candidates. Now, we concede Miley Cyrus is yet to be a reality show castoff and yes, it may not even be her in the frontal nudity picture, but we figure she’s a (Lohan) stone’s throw away from a stint on Celebrity Rehab and we’re pretty sure she’s not too shy about covering upplus, we ran out of hot reality stars to choose from. It was go with Miley or this Atlanta Housewife here, or this Kate minus 8 here, or this Octomom. Thank you for your thoughtful consideration, Mr. White.

Kindest Regards,
MMAFix

Let us know your top pick for the next UFC guest ring girl in our comments section below.

UFC 125’s Biggest Headline: Brittney Palmer Finally Made Her UFC Debut! – Oh and Maynard Vs. Edgar Ends in a Draw…

UFC 125 somberly ended with a Draw in the Main Event Lightweight title-match between Champion, Frankie Edgar and Gray Maynard. Though the two fighters were clearly unsatisfied with the decisive Draw, they are on tap for an immediate rematch, much to the detriment of contender, Anthony Pettis who will have to wait possibly a […]

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UFC 125 somberly ended with a Draw in the Main Event Lightweight title-match between Champion, Frankie Edgar and Gray Maynard. Though the two fighters were clearly unsatisfied with the decisive Draw, they are on tap for an immediate rematch, much to the detriment of contender, Anthony Pettis who will have to wait possibly a good eight months for his shot at the Lightweight title. White had originally stated Pettis would be the next match-up for Edgar but quickly recanted, noting Maynard clearly deserved a rematch.

On a brighter side, UFC 125 marked the debut of Octagon Girl, Brittney Palmer. However, every good beginning is subject to a bumpy start and Palmer’s came in the form of a misspelled name on her credential as seen here:IMG00326-20101231-1241-755773

But Palmer has a great sense of humor to match her even greater body. Here’s a look at the buxom beauty in her new work color, red:










Oh, Hell Yeah: Holly Madison to Return at UFC 125

Good news, perverts: Playboy legend Holly Madison will be taking another lap around the Octagon on New Year’s Day. UFC.com has revealed that the Girls Next Door/Holly’s World star will be returning as a guest Octagon Girl at UFC 125, for the first tim…

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Good news, perverts: Playboy legend Holly Madison will be taking another lap around the Octagon on New Year’s Day. UFC.com has revealed that the Girls Next Door/Holly’s World star will be returning as a guest Octagon Girl at UFC 125, for the first time since her head-turning appearance at UFC 100. UFC 125 will also see the official UFC debut of beloved WEC card-holder Brittney Palmer. (Damn, and just when I made a New Year’s resolution to not creepily stare at women so much. Ah well, there’s always 2012.) To see more of Miss Madison, check out our photo galleries at the links below…

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Hot Potato: Holly Madison Steams Up UFC Magazine

Ring Girl Nicole Craner Accuses Strikeforce of Stiffing Her [UPDATED]

UPDATE: Strikeforce has denied Craner’s story, and claims they have records of paying her for all her appearances and travel expenses.
Of all the ring girls that have come and gone in the employ of Strikeforce, Nicole Craner was one of the all-time gr…

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UPDATE: Strikeforce has denied Craner’s story, and claims they have records of paying her for all her appearances and travel expenses.

Of all the ring girls that have come and gone in the employ of Strikeforce, Nicole Craner was one of the all-time greats. These days, the 29-year-old Idaho native holds cards for Shark Fights — which seems like a downgrade until you learn that Craner wasn’t getting paid at her old job. As she revealed on a recent episode of TUF Crap Radio:

“I think when you’re an organization like the UFC, they value their [Octagon] girls. They treat them well, they’re part of the family, and that’s something that I wanted to do with Strikeforce…With Strikeforce I can honestly say that I don’t think Scott Coker even knew my name. I don’t think he knew any of his ring girls’ names and I’ve never really talked about this before, but it came down to not getting paid; And for me, I treated it as a job and I put a lot of effort into it and when you’re not respected or valued enough, it makes you want to go somewhere else…

So I mean you can pay Frank Shamrock 340,000 dollars to lose but you can’t pay your ring girl 400 bucks?…There were promises made that we were going to do contracts and that we were going to travel and they had me host something that they said Josh Thomson and Cung Le would be hosting, but it was something that they didn’t host or never were going to host and I never got paid for it. So those kinds of things, to me, made me just quit. I felt that if I’m going to put passion into it and I’m going to go out there and put your name out there that I should at least be respected enough and valued as part of the company."

Damn, even the eye-candy’s taking shots at Strikeforce now. But when you consider that NFL cheerleaders make just $50-75 a game, you can’t really expect an MMA ring girl to be compensated with anything more than complimentary booty-shorts and an occasional wink from Mauro Ranallo. Of course, this is all just an excuse to run some more photos of Nicole. You can find those after the jump…

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CagePotato.com Presents: The 2010 Potato Awards

If 2010 was a cold beer, we’d be down to the backwash. December puts all of us MMA-pundit types in a reflective mood, and this year gave us a double-crapload of big stories, insane fights, rising stars, and utter embarrassments to wrap our heads arou…

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If 2010 was a cold beer, we’d be down to the backwash. December puts all of us MMA-pundit types in a reflective mood, and this year gave us a double-crapload of big stories, insane fights, rising stars, and utter embarrassments to wrap our heads around. And so, we’d like to pay tribute to 2010 in the best way we know how — sarcasm and insults, mostly. Without further ado, here are 15 things we felt were worthy of some end-of-year recognition, Potato-style…

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The Giant Silva Freak Show Award, presented each year to the match that’s made strictly for gruesome entertainment value; fighters should ideally exhibit a tremendous difference in either size or experience level.
Winner: Randy Couture vs. James Toney at UFC 118, in which a tubby boxing champ trash-talked his way into a co-headling bout against an MMA legend, and got choked out before he was able to land a single punch. This marks the first time in eleven years that the Giant Silva Award hasn’t been granted to a fight held in Japan.
Also receiving votes this year: Herschel Walker vs. Greg Nagy

The Wanderlei Silva Unintentionally Homoerotic Smack Talk Award, known as "The Wandy" is presented each year to the fighter who, when trying to hype a fight, inadvertently makes reference to having gay sex with his (or her) opponent.
Winner: Josh Koscheck, for the utterly disturbing wild-eyed, tongue-waving description above of what he was planning to do to UFC welterweight champ Georges St-Pierre during this season of The Ultimate Fighter
Also receiving votes this year: Matt Horwich, for his cringeworthy rant about how he was going to Mike Tyson 10th Planet protagonist Renato Laranja.

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The Natasha Wicks Memorial Best Female Newcomer Award, presented each year to the up-and-coming MMA ring girl — preferably blonde, as per the bylaws — who gets us to forget about Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer, if only for a moment.
Winner: Rhian Sugden, the stunning (and frequently-nude) star of the U.K.’s BAMMA promotion.
Also receiving votes this year: Kelli HutchersonStephanie Ann CookBrittany WardMelissa Jo

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