Theater of the Bizarre: Glorious Fights That Never Could Have Happened, Pt. III

Forget, if you can, that sad and limited group of considerations that say two fighters from different sports, eras and weight classes can never meet in anger. Disregard the idea that says, “It would never happen because…”
This kind o…

Forget, if you can, that sad and limited group of considerations that say two fighters from different sports, eras and weight classes can never meet in anger. Disregard the idea that says, “It would never happen because…”

This kind of thinking has no place in the Theater of the Bizarre.

Instead, once again, let your imagination run riot through the streets of unfounded assumption, pulling you toward a gathering of like minds, converging at the intersection of Counter Ave. and Factual Blvd. This is a stage where fights unfold due to the virtue of violence. Two authors come together to do their worst to each other, just to see who is best.

Of course, there is always at least one caveat per fight; perhaps it is the size of the gloves or the duration of the rounds. Perhaps it is the number of rounds, the venue or even the application of rules that reign in contrast to the combatants.

At least one circumstance always prevails amid the chaos.

And the bout in question this evening? The outspoken, brash and brilliant Floyd Mayweather Jr. faces the calm, collected and violent Jose Aldo. The action is called in typical play-by-play style.

 

Floyd Mayweather Jr. vs. Jose Aldo

Caveats: 1935, Madison Square Garden, four-oz. MMA gloves, Thai boxing rules allowed, no submissions or takedowns, 15 five-minute rounds.

Advantages for Mayweather: experience, elite conditioning, brilliant defensive abilities, speed, footwork, flawless boxing skills.

Advantages for Aldo: explosiveness, speed, KO power, brutal leg kicks, knees, elbows, control of the distance, conditioning.  

 

It’s hot here in Madison Square Garden, and the bowtie-and-suit crowd is elbow-to-elbow with the blue collars as Floyd Mayweather Jr.—one of the greatest boxers of his generationand Jose Aldoequally great in his own rightstand in their corners under the hot lights, waiting for the microphone to be lowered into the hands of the ring announcer.

The size of their gloves is the first thing people are noticing, but in truth they aren’t that much smaller than the normal gloves of the era.

No one is sure how this old-time crowd is going to react, but they know what they bought tickets for: a fight. Some people are saying that Mayweather should be replaced with Fritzie Zivic, perhaps one of the roughest and dirties fighters of all time.

“Fritzie would show ‘em a thing or two if they started that sissy kicking!”

It’s a line that gets a lot of laughs, but I doubt Zivic could get close enough to Aldo to maul him with his artistic brand of fouling. This is going to be a shock for a lot of these fans, and for the first time in a long time, Mayweather may get to wear the white hat as a boxer standing tall against the unfamiliar.

The microphone is lowered, and ring announcer Joseph Humphreys announces the fighters to the murmuring crowd of more than 10,000. No one knows these fighters, and perhaps that is for the best; in a fight like thiswhere the conventional is turned on its headneither fighter should rely upon hype or reputation to do his work for him.

The referee calls them both to the center of the ring to go over the rules (and we hope he understands them as well if he’s going to be enforcing them). Mayweather glares at Aldo, who in turn simply looks down at his feet, listing side to side.

Both men are dismissed to their corners, and a surprising swell in volume comes from the crowd. Perhaps the prospect of seeing a violent spectacle of unknown origin is drawing their attention. Whatever it is, no one is making jokes anymore.

The bell is about to ring…

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Friday Link Dump: Chael Sonnen’s Strange Offer to Anderson Silva, The 7 Greatest Sports Fan Fights, ‘CHUPACOBRA’ + More

(CHUPACOBRA starring Frank Stallone. Your daily dose of ‘WTF?’ via Break.com)

Chael Sonnen Would Like to Reach Out to Anderson Silva to Be Assistant Coach on TUF: Brazil (MMAFighting)

Report: Early Indicators Point to Disappointing Buyrate for UFC 166 (BloodyElbow)

Machida vs. Munoz: Complete Guide to UFC Fight Night 30 Fight Card (BleacherReport)

Pearson Hoping to Avoid Melendez-Sanchez Like Slugfest (MMAConvert)

Throwback Video: Herb Dean’s MMA Debut (CagePotatoMMA.tumblr.com)

7 Most Memorable Sports Fan Fights (MensFitness)

Floyd Mayweather Gives His Lady a 25-Carat Engagement Ring (TerezOwens)

Christina Hendricks Talks Scotch, Moustaches (MadeMan)

10 Reasons Why Your NBA Team Won’t Make the Playoffs This Season (Complex)

‘The Counselor’ Review: Verbosity and Violence (FilmDrunk)

8 Manly Halloween Costume Ideas (DoubleViking)

The Ultimate Scare Prank Freak Out Compilation (WorldwideInterweb)

Butthoven’s 5th Symphony (Michelle L’Amour…kind of NSFW, but awesome)


(CHUPACOBRA starring Frank Stallone. Your daily dose of ‘WTF?’ via Break.com)

Chael Sonnen Would Like to Reach Out to Anderson Silva to Be Assistant Coach on TUF: Brazil (MMAFighting)

Report: Early Indicators Point to Disappointing Buyrate for UFC 166 (BloodyElbow)

Machida vs. Munoz: Complete Guide to UFC Fight Night 30 Fight Card (BleacherReport)

Pearson Hoping to Avoid Melendez-Sanchez Like Slugfest (MMAConvert)

Throwback Video: Herb Dean’s MMA Debut (CagePotatoMMA.tumblr.com)

7 Most Memorable Sports Fan Fights (MensFitness)

Floyd Mayweather Gives His Lady a 25-Carat Engagement Ring (TerezOwens)

Christina Hendricks Talks Scotch, Moustaches (MadeMan)

10 Reasons Why Your NBA Team Won’t Make the Playoffs This Season (Complex)

‘The Counselor’ Review: Verbosity and Violence (FilmDrunk)

8 Manly Halloween Costume Ideas (DoubleViking)

The Ultimate Scare Prank Freak Out Compilation (WorldwideInterweb)

Butthoven’s 5th Symphony (Michelle L’Amour…kind of NSFW, but awesome)

Floyd Mayweather Hopes Anderson Silva Can Bounce Back from Loss to Chris Weidman

Boxing colossus Floyd “Money” Mayweather had encouraging words for former UFC middleweight champion Anderson Silva.
In a recent interview on Sway in the Morning (via MMA Mania), he said:

I pray for him. He’s okay. I don’t ha…

Boxing colossus Floyd “Money” Mayweather had encouraging words for former UFC middleweight champion Anderson Silva.

In a recent interview on Sway in the Morning (via MMA Mania), he said:

I pray for him. He’s okay. I don’t have nothing negative to say about the guy Anderson Silva. I’ve seen some highlights on him. I don’t know him personally, but I’ve seen highlights of him fight, and hopefully he can bounce back. I heard he just took an ‘L,’ so hopefully he can bounce back from that loss.

Both Silva and Mayweather are considered the pound-for-pound best fighters in the world. Mayweather is undefeated in a 17-year career, totalling 45 straight wins. Silva, for his part, has the longest winning run in the UFC with the most title defences and knockouts.

However, the fortunes of the two fighters have diverged recently. Mayweather last week beat his latest opponent, Saúl “Canelo” Álvarez, collecting over $45 million in the process—a record for the sport. Silva, on the other hand, lost the title he held for six years to Chris Weidman at UFC 162.

Mayweather’s kind words about Silva stand in contrast to what the Brazilian had to say about him last month. That’s the boxer’s endorsement seems like one of his riddles

During an interview on Sirius XM’s Shade 45 (via Fox Sports), “the Spider” said he doesn’t respect Mayweather because the champion respects “nothing.”

Boxers have the great story. I respect for boxing. Mayweather is good boxing. This is my opinion. The guy no respect me. I respect all the guys in the world. This guy no respect nothing. Sorry, but I no respect Mayweather.

Silva is due to have his rematch against Weidman, to try to win back the 185-pound title, at UFC 168 in December.

Read more MMA news on BleacherReport.com

MMA: Imagining How Floyd Mayweather and Golden Boy Could Impact Promotion

It’s simply amazing how quickly the world of combative sports can change; how suddenly juxtapositions in opinion and position can come.
Not all that long ago, Floyd Mayweather Jr. (along with many other big names in boxing) had nothing but contem…

It’s simply amazing how quickly the world of combative sports can change; how suddenly juxtapositions in opinion and position can come.

Not all that long ago, Floyd Mayweather Jr. (along with many other big names in boxing) had nothing but contempt for the sport of MMA. It was a place for men who couldn’t make it in the world of professional boxing, they said.

Of course, MMA advocates fired back and both sides have taken potshots at the other off and on for years now.

But all the while, both sports continue to conduct business side-by-side, and now it seems that a change is coming.

While each sport has its purists, it really is of no surprise that both audiences are beginning to appreciate the other, and in some cases slowly merge. Both are combative sports and thus share many of the same unfortunate misconceptions in the general public.

But when Floyd Mayweather made mention of his interest to promote MMA fighters (h/t Ben Thompson at FightHype.com), it was a sudden and surprising reversal of position. What was once a less-than-credible combat sport was suddenly worth the time, energy and money needed to promote or manage on any level.

However, it’s important to note that other notable names from the world of boxing have tried to promote MMA.

Gary Shaw started off in the world of boxing in 1971 when he was named inspector for the New Jersey State Athletic Control Commission (NJSAC). In 1999, he became Chief Operating Officer for Main Events, and then in 2002 he formed Gary Shaw Productions.

For those interested, one of the greatest fights in boxing in recent years was a Gary Shaw Production: Diego Corrales vs. Jose Luis Castillo.

Shaw was involved with Elite Xtreme Combat for a short amount of time, but he always seemed as if he was simply babysitting. It was as if he were standing watch on the off chance that something worth while began to happen in this crazy sport of MMA. Or perhaps he was just killing time on the off-chance that maybe he would see the next big star and try to bring him into the fold.

Either way, it didn’t seem like Shaw was trying to make something at Elite XC; rather it was as if he was simply waiting to see if something could be made with minimal effort and attention.

Of course, Elite XC didn’t last but a few years and we honestly don’t know what, if any, impact Shaw had on the organization. We do know that he certainly didn’t mourn its passing.

We all accept that the world of MMA is vastly different from the world of professional boxing, but that will only remain the case for as long as that which is accepted goes unchallenged. Change happens when someone wants to make it happen and believes that their way of business can be different and successful.

Right now, the UFC is the biggest monster roaming the countryside, and to be honest it’s a beautiful thing. Twelve years ago I was daydreaming about a future where MMA fans would get one UFC event per month; now, that is a very slow month for the company.

But much of the way the UFC does business only succeeds because they have no rival. What works during peace time usually doesn’t work at a time of war and the UFC has not been at war for a while. The last time they had a viable threat to their dominance of the sport was when Pride FC was still alive and kicking, back in the early 2000s.

In 2012, if there had been a rival promotion that had the money and experience needed to compete with the UFC, chances are very high that we wouldn’t have seen Dana White blame the UFC 151 fiasco on Jon Jones. To do so would have been to needlessly risk losing him to the competition.

Now, we ponder how Floyd Mayweather Jr. could impact the world of MMA, via promotion or fighter management.

And it doesn’t take very long to figure that, if they are serious, their greatest success will be in the promotion of fighters and events rather than managing fighters. Doing business with Dana White, as Mayweather talked about, is usually a one-way street. If they restrict themselves to fighter management, their fighters will only make what the UFC is willing to pay, which would make a Mayweather fighter not unlike many others.

If Mayweather is truly serious about throwing his proverbial hat into the promotional ring, he has many advantages that most others don’t: money, connections, near-global name recognition, popularity, partnerships and experience.

Make no mistake about it: Floyd Mayweather could build an MMA promotion that could succeed in the pay-per-view market and if he enjoyed what he was creating, he could build an MMA promotion that would be making the UFC very uncomfortable in less than three years.

Of course, many wave their hands dismissively at such a notion, but that doesn’t matter. The UFC built something incredible and in doing so they fought battles no one need fight again. In truth, those successes may have quite possibly paved a very easy road for their next rival.

His connections with Showtime and Golden Boy Promotions alone could see a Mayweather owned and operated MMA show pushed forward with the same level of enthusiasm and hype that is normally afforded the UFC alone.

Don’t think so?

Since 2008, Mayweather has been involved in the top two highest grossing pay-per-view events in combative sport history. His bad boy act has polarized and inflamed the buying public and his biggest opponent to date, Oscar De La Hoya, couldn’t defeat him in the ring yet now co-promotes with him.

Then, we have the work the UFC has done in order to expose the sport to mass markets via cable television. The movers and shakers no longer look at MMA with any fear of the unknown; the UFC proved MMA was a sport that appealed to many more fans than anyone felt comfortable imagining just four years ago.

There’s water in that well; they all know it, they’re just waiting for someone to come to them and show them the mechanism by which they can get everyone to use their bucket.

Should Mayweather really commit to the endeavor, he need only reach out to Showtime and Golden Boy, both of which have experience in the world of MMA promotion, albeit hesitantly.

Also, Golden Boy shares some real estate with the UFC: Fox Sports 1. Zuffa may have made the biggest splash by signing with Fox, but Golden Boy was doing work as well and that could help set up future deals for MMA.

Of course, it tends to reason that part of the deal Fox has with the UFC would prohibit the network from promoting any rival MMA promotion, but the Golden Boy name would continue to be recognized by the viewing public, which would help any MMA promotion they worked with.

The UFC has a long history of being firmly against co-promoting on any level, but a Mayweather-Golden Boy joint venture could prove to be the quickest and most viable route to seeing a successful entrance into the world of mixed-martial-arts promotion.

Of course, one major hurdle any new promotion is going to have to face is the fact that the UFC has nearly all the best fighters and the biggest names.

But even this obstacle is not permanent. Should Mayweather and Golden Boy be willing to put their money where their mouth is, they can quickly establish themselves as a place were fighters get paid—quite possibly at a much higher rate than the UFC.

Secondly, their presence on pay-per-view and Fox could be used to lure in bigger sponsors for those fighters, which is especially important given how many fighters have taken exception to the UFC sponsor tax.

Should fighters make a higher base wage and have an unrestricted flow of money from sponsors, not to mention a large spotlight, then the UFC wouldn’t be the only show in town anymore.

With lower tier fighters getting big exposure and higher paydays, other big name fighters with the UFC could be lured away once their contracts end. At the end of the day, the “hurt business” is also the money business and fighters want to get paid as much as they can.

It really gets interesting when you try and guess how the UFC would wage war against such a new promotion. They like to sit back and say that there is nothing to worry about because most new promotions don’t really know what they are doing. That wouldn’t be the case if Mayweather and Golden Boy were really committed to gaining a strong position in the MMA world.

Would the UFC try a counter-program? Probably, but it’s hard to imagine them having nearly as much success as they have had in the past. Add to that the fact that counter-programming goes both ways and you could see UFC PPV events going toe-to-toe with big boxing cards.

If the UFC has proven anything over the years, it is that they can adapt, but they haven’t had to really change the way they do business in a very long time. That could change (for the better of the fighters and the sport) if their position as “the biggest, best and only show in town” was challenged by a promotion that was financially savvy and committed to making a permanent place, but would they? Doing so might be too close to admitting that a rival was really a rival—an admittance that elevates the competition.

Yet for all this speculation, we just have no idea how serious Mayweather is, or what his long term plans are. They could be grand or nothing more than talk.

But if he ever does get serious about MMA, Mayweather has the means to become a true contender in a realm that needs one badly.

This is MMA, after all, where it takes two to fight, and the UFC has been standing alone in the cage for too long now.

Read more MMA news on BleacherReport.com

Floyd Mayweather Wishes Jon Jones ‘Good Luck This Weekend,’ Dana White Retweets

You can add one more high-profile sports personality to the list of people that will be keeping a close eye on tomorrow’s UFC 165 main event…pound for pound boxing king Floyd Mayweather!
Over Twitter, Mayweather had this to say:

@JonnyBones good luc…

You can add one more high-profile sports personality to the list of people that will be keeping a close eye on tomorrow’s UFC 165 main event…pound for pound boxing king Floyd Mayweather!

Over Twitter, Mayweather had this to say:

UFC President, Dana White, was very quick to retweet.

The master of the “sweet science” sent out some love to UFC light heavyweight champion Jon “Bones” Jones ahead of his main event bout with top contender Alexander Gustafsson. It is a relatively interesting interaction, given both Mayweather’s historically rocky past with MMA and his very sudden love for the sport. 

Mayweather in 2011 famously drew a racial line in the sand when it came to MMA during an interview with CBS Sports, saying that MMA was something created by Caucasians due to their lack of recent success in boxing.

He also took a shot at the actual skill caliber of mixed martial artists interview with Showtime earlier this year ahead of his fight with Robert Guerrero. 

What makes this most interesting, though, is Mayweather’s recent discussions of getting into the MMA business. Last week, shortly after his victory over over Saul “Canelo” Alvarez, Mayweather stated he wanted to being promoting MMA fighters.

He also spoke highly of Dana White, despite the turbulent past between the two regarding the lack of a fight between Mayweather and fellow boxing great, Manny Pacquiao, and White’s taking offense at comments made by Mayweather regarding Jeremy Lin.

Mayweather has been actively networking himself with mixed martial artists of late. In addition to Jones, Mayweather has also recently been linked to UFC bantamweight champion Dominick Cruz.

Seeing who else appears with Mayweather is something worth watching.

Read more MMA news on BleacherReport.com

Friday Link Dump: Football Player Ejected for Nasty Uppercut, Epic UFC 168 Video Trailer, Mayweather Sets PPV Records + More

(Must-watch: “MMA Pay: Leverage & Power,” by CAINtheBULL)

Today’s Installment of “Football Players Using MMA Techniques”: Clemson Player Ejected for Devastating Lead Uppercut (BleacherReport)

EPIC video trailer for UFC 168: Weidman vs. Silva 2, by the legendary NickTheFace (CagePotatoMMA Tumblr)

Tomato Can Blues: The True Story of the Michigan MMA Fighter Who Faked His Own Death (New York Times)

Following Chael Sonnen’s Rihanna Comments, Dana White Says ‘He’s Got to Knock That S**t Off’ (MMAFighting)

Golden Boy: Mayweather vs. Canelo PPV Sets Records With Reported 2.2 Million Buys, $150 Million in Revenue (MMAMania)

Angels of Anarchy – Jade Bryce (BabesofMMA)

Anthony Perosh Takes on Ryan Bader at December’s UFC Fight Night 33 in Australia (MMAJunkie)

Spoil TUF and the UFC Will Sue You for Five Million Dollars (Fightlinker)

Get Down And Stay Down: MMA Style (Break)

Interview: Andy Samberg Fires Up ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ (MadeMan)

20 Job Search Hacks That Will Get You Hired (Complex)

Russell Wilson: The Quarterback That Connects (MensFitness)

Insane Russian Flattens Nails With Bare Hands (EgoTV)

The 33 Most Influential Events Of The Last 10 Years: A Summary For Average Joes (DoubleViking)

Supercut: Before They Were Famous (ScreenJunkies)


(Must-watch: “MMA Pay: Leverage & Power,” by CAINtheBULL)

Today’s Installment of “Football Players Using MMA Techniques”: Clemson Player Ejected for Devastating Lead Uppercut (BleacherReport)

EPIC video trailer for UFC 168: Weidman vs. Silva 2, by the legendary NickTheFace (CagePotatoMMA Tumblr)

Tomato Can Blues: The True Story of the Michigan MMA Fighter Who Faked His Own Death (New York Times)

Following Chael Sonnen’s Rihanna Comments, Dana White Says ‘He’s Got to Knock That S**t Off’ (MMAFighting)

Golden Boy: Mayweather vs. Canelo PPV Sets Records With Reported 2.2 Million Buys, $150 Million in Revenue (MMAMania)

Angels of Anarchy – Jade Bryce (BabesofMMA)

Anthony Perosh Takes on Ryan Bader at December’s UFC Fight Night 33 in Australia (MMAJunkie)

Spoil TUF and the UFC Will Sue You for Five Million Dollars (Fightlinker)

Get Down And Stay Down: MMA Style (Break)

Interview: Andy Samberg Fires Up ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ (MadeMan)

20 Job Search Hacks That Will Get You Hired (Complex)

Russell Wilson: The Quarterback That Connects (MensFitness)

Insane Russian Flattens Nails With Bare Hands (EgoTV)

The 33 Most Influential Events Of The Last 10 Years: A Summary For Average Joes (DoubleViking)

Supercut: Before They Were Famous (ScreenJunkies)