Wednesday Afternoon Link Dump: Fly the Friendly Skies of Koscheck Airlines

(Josh Koscheck owns a plane? A fucking plane?? [*cracks another bottle of whiskey*] / Video courtesy of YouTube/FuelTV)

‘Ultimate Fighter’ Winner Ross Pearson Arrested On Suspicion Of DUI (Fightline)

– Gina Carano’s ‘Haywire’ Is Out Now on DVD/Blu-ray (Amazon)

The Case for Public Fighter Pay (MMAFighting)

– Jon Jones Likely Won’t Return to Fight Dan Henderson Until August or September (BleacherReport/MMA)

– ‘The Ultimate Fighter: Live’ Ratings: Episode No. 8 Draws Series-Worst 929K Viewers (MMAJunkie)

– Video of Brazilian Media Trying to Pull a Prank on Chael Sonnen and Failing Horribly (MiddleEasy)

– Former NFL Linebacker Junior Seau Found Dead, Suicide Suspected (Deadspin)

25 Photos Of Girls Being Jealous Of Other Girls (WorldWideInterweb)

Mastering the Top 10 Athletic Movements (MensFitness)

– 5 Energy Intensive Ways to Be Lazy (DoubleViking)

– Grandmas Watch Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape. “Two hands with space in the middle.” (Filmdrunk)

How to Start a Third Political Party (HolyTaco)


(Josh Koscheck owns a plane? A fucking plane?? [*cracks another bottle of whiskey*] / Video courtesy of YouTube/FuelTV)

‘Ultimate Fighter’ Winner Ross Pearson Arrested On Suspicion Of DUI (Fightline)

– Gina Carano’s ‘Haywire’ Is Out Now on DVD/Blu-ray (Amazon)

The Case for Public Fighter Pay (MMAFighting)

– Jon Jones Likely Won’t Return to Fight Dan Henderson Until August or September (BleacherReport/MMA)

– ‘The Ultimate Fighter: Live’ Ratings: Episode No. 8 Draws Series-Worst 929K Viewers (MMAJunkie)

– Video of Brazilian Media Trying to Pull a Prank on Chael Sonnen and Failing Horribly (MiddleEasy)

– Former NFL Linebacker Junior Seau Found Dead, Suicide Suspected (Deadspin)

25 Photos Of Girls Being Jealous Of Other Girls (WorldWideInterweb)

Mastering the Top 10 Athletic Movements (MensFitness)

– 5 Energy Intensive Ways to Be Lazy (DoubleViking)

– Grandmas Watch Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape. “Two hands with space in the middle.” (Filmdrunk)

How to Start a Third Political Party (HolyTaco)

Prediction: Tim Kennedy Will Be the Next Zuffa Fighter to Be Fired Over Tweets

We love Strikeforce middleweight Tim Kennedy. He fights hard, he’s hilarious and he’s a veteran Special Forces badass. That’s why it is unfortunate that Kennedy will likely be the next dude to get fired over tweets if he continues to tweet as he’s recently tweeted. (There’s a special place in hell for writers that use both the noun and verb forms of the fake word “tweet” in a single sentence, I’m sure.)

Here at CagePotato, we’re the last group of people to be easily offended, but we’re just trying to send an advance warning to Señor Kennedy. Recent twitter posts of his have included many elements of any get-your-ass-fired social media cocktail: References to rape, singling out people of certain religions for bodily harm, and shotguns.

To promote his newest disturbingly funny spoof video, Kennedy posted the following on twitter yesterday:

We love Strikeforce middleweight Tim Kennedy. He fights hard, he’s hilarious and he’s a veteran Special Forces badass. That’s why it is unfortunate that Kennedy will likely be the next dude to get fired over tweets if he continues to tweet as he’s recently tweeted. (There’s a special place in hell for writers that use both the noun and verb forms of the fake word “tweet” in a single sentence, I’m sure.)

Here at CagePotato, we’re the last group of people to be easily offended, but we’re just trying to send an advance warning to Señor Kennedy. Recent twitter posts of his have included many elements of any get-your-ass-fired social media cocktail: References to rape, singling out people of certain religions for bodily harm, and shotguns.

To promote his newest disturbingly funny spoof video, Kennedy posted the following on twitter yesterday:

“If you want me to mentally rape your mind you need to watch this video. It’s the trailer for Swan Lake starring me.”

Fans can also extrapolate that Kennedy isn’t Team Romney from this post over the weekend:

Is it wrong that I honk and wave at Mormons as they ride by on their bikes trying to get them to crash?

And on April 22nd, when Kennedy follower @jere562 asked the fighter, ”if #zombies were roaming the streets and one was a celebrity, who would it be and what weapon would you use to kill them?”, Kennedy replied:

@jere562 all [of] the cast members of the Jersey shore, and the Kardashian family. Shotgun

First of all, we’d argue that If Kennedy is annoyed by the nice young ladies of Keeping up With the Kardashians, he has no one to blame but himself. You either watch that shit on mute or stick to pictures and videos of Kim Kardashian on the web, like us.

Secondly, yes, Kennedy’s tweets were tongue-in-cheek and funny. But that didn’t save Miguel Torres, who was fired after quoting a comedy television show on twitter. If UFC President Dana White does end up warning or punishing Kennedy, he might at least realize that if one tells a roster of hundreds of fighters to get active on twitter, it would be helpful to provide them with some very specific guidelines.

Kennedy is walking the line, here, especially in light of Anheuser-Busch’s recent warning on fighter behavior. Here’s hoping he doesn’t get in trouble, but if Kennedy does get canned, I think we can all agree that this is how he’d want to be remembered:

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Playmate and Silver Star Clothing Owner Charis Burrett Brings You the Fix Friday Link Dump

Jason “Mayhem” Miller arrested for putting his sister in a headlock. Man, I didn’t know I could have pressed charges on my brother every time he kept me from grabbing the remote control. Damn it!.

Jason “Mayhem” Miller arrested for putting his sister in a headlock. Man, I didn’t know I could have pressed charges on my brother every time he kept me from grabbing the remote control. Damn it! Also some new Bellator Russian fighter is accused of murder: here.

Kenny Florian takes over color commentating for UFC 134 while Joe Rogan films Fear Factor: here.

Watch Bellator 48 weigh-ins today : here.

Dana White talks Brock Lesnar‘s return in 2012 and more on that Fox tv deal, you may not have heard of yet: here.

Rashad Evans tells TMZ about his hand and wrist injury that’s forced him into a cast: here.

Kim Kardashian‘s wedding dress for Saturday revealed: here.

Clay Guida and Playboy Playmate of 2003, Charis Burrett are hosting Silver Star Clothing’s MAGIC Party this Monday, Aug. 22 at Tabù Ultra Lounge in MGM Grand Hotel & Casino. Enjoy some NSFW pics of Charis Burrett below:

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UFC 133 Guest Octagon Girl, Chrissy Hubbard Brings You the Fix Friday Link Dump

Marloes Coenen calls Dana White a liar: here. Mike Swick‘s comeback to the UFC on hold again: here. Cain Velasquez meets Junior dos Santos in the Octagon at UFC 139: here. Quinton “Rampage” Jackson‘s head.

Marloes Coenen calls Dana White a liar: here.

Mike Swick‘s comeback to the UFC on hold again: here.

Cain Velasquez meets Junior dos Santos in the Octagon at UFC 139: here.

Quinton “Rampage” Jackson‘s head manager parts ways with him due “different visions”: here.

UFC 133 live weigh-ins video starts at 4pm ET (1pm PT): here.

Kim Kardashian in 3D photo shoot pictures: here.

Nicki Minaj nip slip: here.

Enjoy more photos of UFC 133 guest ring girl, Chrissy Hubbard below:

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The Fix UFC Celebrity Guest Ring Girl Wish List

Holly Madison has donned the red UFC Octagon Girl bikini twice for us and though we appreciate it, we here at MMAFix feel it’s time to see a new honorary celebrity ring girl. So this is our public letter to Dana White:
Dear Dana,
Thank you for Holly. Now here is our humble request for future […]

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Holly Madison has donned the red UFC Octagon Girl bikini twice for us and though we appreciate it, we here at MMAFix feel it’s time to see a new honorary celebrity ring girl. So this is our public letter to Dana White:

Dear Dana,

Thank you for Holly. Now here is our humble request for future celebrity ring girls…
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KIM KARDASHIAN
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AUDRINA PATRIDGE
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MILEY CYRUS

Keeping in nature with Holly Madison’s reality star celebrity status and for the simple reason of how they fill out a bikini, we have chosen the above highly qualified candidates. Now, we concede Miley Cyrus is yet to be a reality show castoff and yes, it may not even be her in the frontal nudity picture, but we figure she’s a (Lohan) stone’s throw away from a stint on Celebrity Rehab and we’re pretty sure she’s not too shy about covering upplus, we ran out of hot reality stars to choose from. It was go with Miley or this Atlanta Housewife here, or this Kate minus 8 here, or this Octomom. Thank you for your thoughtful consideration, Mr. White.

Kindest Regards,
MMAFix

Let us know your top pick for the next UFC guest ring girl in our comments section below.